 Suicide 2
Hmm i have quite a collection of goofy chat transcripts i've collected between my friends and i being retarded, i have a few on my page but it is down right now so i copied and pasted the one about suicide since it was already brought up earlier
CaiTSiTH05: Hobbies: I love to do it all, i play football, i am a boxer, i play soccer, a thrill seeker, a coach, a soccer referee, and other stuff
CaiTSiTH05: you sound like a nike commercial
CLASIK10: no, comercials are superficial
CaiTSiTH05: your pretty smart for someone who "strips" and then serves people beer
CaiTSiTH05: you know what i think
CLASIK10: I do what I have to do in order to get through life
CaiTSiTH05: i think your probably like a 52 year old male who's into "roleplaying"
CLASIK10: lol
CaiTSiTH05: and you hang out at chucky cheese's
CaiTSiTH05: and look at the kids play
CaiTSiTH05: and grin fiendishly
CLASIK10: thats the first time i have ever heard anything like that.
CLASIK10: thats funny
CaiTSiTH05: is that so?
CaiTSiTH05: question:
CaiTSiTH05: if you were to kill yourself
CaiTSiTH05: how would you go about doing it
CaiTSiTH05: just out of curiosity
CLASIK10: I have thought about this many times for a long period of time, and I still am not sure if I would rather suffer or just go quickly
CaiTSiTH05: little tip:
CaiTSiTH05: you wanna go fast
CaiTSiTH05: hanging youself and/or slitting your wrists is dumb
CLASIK10: I enjoy pain, and to suffer is the ultimate experience
CaiTSiTH05: i would say best bet is sleeping pills
CaiTSiTH05: put if you do it do it right
CaiTSiTH05: or you'll just hurl them back up
CaiTSiTH05: you could shootyourself in the nutsack
CLASIK10: how is that suicide?
CLASIK10: ist not, just stupidity
CaiTSiTH05: well you'd have to let your self bleed to death
CaiTSiTH05: you could forcefully get multiple std's
CaiTSiTH05: if your into that kinda thing
CLASIK10: you ould bleed to death by slitting your wrists
CaiTSiTH05: or light yourself on fire
CaiTSiTH05: yes
CaiTSiTH05: but retards slit their wrists
CaiTSiTH05: its just not original
CaiTSiTH05: let this sixth grader at my school hung himself
CaiTSiTH05: what a moron
CLASIK10: being original and wanting to kill yourself really have nothing in common
CaiTSiTH05: oh but they do
CaiTSiTH05: think about it
CaiTSiTH05: you kill yourself right? lets just say a bullet through the head
CaiTSiTH05: no one's gonna hear about that
CaiTSiTH05: but
CaiTSiTH05: lets say you go to newyork
CaiTSiTH05: get in a trashcan
CaiTSiTH05: and wheel off the edge of a sky scraper
CaiTSiTH05: thats gonna get headlines
CLASIK10: but how do you prosper from that when your dead
CaiTSiTH05: well
CaiTSiTH05: what im saying is
CaiTSiTH05: that if you are going to commit suicide
CaiTSiTH05: you might as well get the most out of it
CLASIK10: this is something that doesn't matter how you do it, just as long as you do it right
CaiTSiTH05: nonono
CaiTSiTH05: if you do it without some big hurrah people will just think of you as another crack head who was too much of a p*ssy to deal with life
CLASIK10: the goal of suicide is to end your life, and have people forget about you and leave you alone
CaiTSiTH05: if you do something drastic people will be like "whoa that guy rules"
CaiTSiTH05: why do you want to be forgotten
CLASIK10: i don't, but peolpe who committ suicide just want to be left alone
CaiTSiTH05: well
CaiTSiTH05: people aren't exactly gonna bother you when your dead
CaiTSiTH05: but they'll just talk about you
CLASIK10: right, but why would you want theat when you are killig yourself to escape that
CaiTSiTH05: why would you kill yourself because people are saying good things about you
CaiTSiTH05: your not connecting here
CLASIK10: the whole point of killig yourself is to escape reality,and to get away from the wolrd.
CaiTSiTH05: if you feel that no one loves you and your life is worthless
CaiTSiTH05: i have a question
CLASIK10: ok
CaiTSiTH05: do you believe in god
CLASIK10: yeah
CaiTSiTH05: really
CaiTSiTH05: so you believe in heaven
CLASIK10: yeah
CaiTSiTH05: well personnally i believe of god but not in him
CaiTSiTH05: but i won't get into that
CLASIK10: ok
CaiTSiTH05: if you commit suicide
CaiTSiTH05: thats a sin
CaiTSiTH05: hence, you won't get into heaven
CLASIK10: ok
CaiTSiTH05: is that what you want?
CaiTSiTH05: lookno matter what your screwed commiting suicide
CaiTSiTH05: so when you do it
CaiTSiTH05: go out with a BANG
CaiTSiTH05: aight?
CLASIK10: I would rather be found in my bed weeks after with my brains blown out
CaiTSiTH05: why?
CaiTSiTH05: you'll look like a hopeless drunk
CaiTSiTH05: and people will laugh at you
CaiTSiTH05: and say your dumb
CLASIK10: I don't drink
CLASIK10: and I am very educated
CLASIK10: and still being educated
CaiTSiTH05: well then you have no reason to commit suicide
CLASIK10: just because i don't drink and am a smart person, doesn't mean that I don't have other problems
CaiTSiTH05: Erectile disfunctioncy?
CaiTSiTH05: cancer?
CaiTSiTH05: gay?
CLASIK10: no
CaiTSiTH05: wife left you
CLASIK10: no
CLASIK10: no
CaiTSiTH05: bi polar?
CLASIK10: no
CaiTSiTH05: ok
CaiTSiTH05: so anyway
CaiTSiTH05: back to the very original question
CLASIK10: how about seeing your best friend get murdered
CaiTSiTH05: how would you kill yourself
CaiTSiTH05: that sucks
CaiTSiTH05: that would piss me off
CaiTSiTH05: did you kill they guy that killed him
CLASIK10: no I have more self control
CaiTSiTH05: why was he murdered
CLASIK10: and It wasn't just one friend
CaiTSiTH05: was it a pimp
CLASIK10: how old are you?
CaiTSiTH05: two and a half with some spare change
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2001-07-11, 17:45
