Ok, those of you who've been here for a long time, may remember a topic I created a while ago, due to my annoyance with people who just cannot come up with a decent original insult..

Insult me, say whatever you choose to, the most original insulter gets kudos, and respect from everyone here..

If you can't come up with anything original, then quit insulting anyone around here, given that it's getting tiresome.

I used to think that because you talk about sex with so much "expertise" that you'd be getting laid more often that you seem to be...

Suziegirl is so fat that when she goes to banquet room in San Francisco's Fairmont Hotel it reads...

Maximum Occupancy: 1000 people or Suziegirl

You're ability to be good with "sex", only comes in a text only atmosphere. For, outside of it, you're a slop in bed and most men are usually drunk when making love to you.
You're bitching comes at the worst time, why? It always seems like if theres ever a problem, it's not a problem unless 'Suzigirl' plainly states that "Hey! There's a problem!"
Is their a reason you never recognize my existence? Oh, that's cool. BTW, Nihil is a fucking attention needing freak. That's why I made all those, and guess what, I deleted them..
just for you little Suzie Q!
Take care TTYL

Love ya lots!
Diluted

I like Suziegirl because she's a PC Gamer.

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Originally posted by Diluted:
and guess what, I deleted them..

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Good job, dude, I suppose amends can be made after all...

Awww, did you really give me permission?

Will you please get off the defensive?

I was trying to recognize your existence...

lol that was you diluted? i thought the one with the gay pic was funny. but anyway on to the insulting match. btw diluted your insult not only hit at the truth but it was well phrased and witty. kudos to you, you wonderful person you. mmmmmmm karma

anywayz suzie. You are not very attracitve and your cooking could improve!!! ohhhh burn!!

whats that? too lame. k how about

You are a waste of human flesh. Just another failed abortion. Its too bad your dad (you know the taxi driver that had an extra $10) didn't have a longer coat hanger to finish you off! When you so called "left" the bbs we all did a dance for joy. To bad you came back and infected it with the tripe you decide to type. We all lose a few braincells reading the steaming pile of shit that you post on this bbs. May god have mercy on your soul

-nod to "billy madison"


p.s. Suzie is one of the greatest people in the world. her witty insight brightens the board every time she post. kudos to you suzie

-Revelation


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You know what Revelation, I remember last Winter when I exposed that you had stolen some material and posted it on you website as your own. It seem like you haven't changed.

I mean, look at yourself. Everything about you quote everything...Have you nothing original to your name?

1) In a Van! down by the river! (SNL)

2) Waste of human flesh; failed abortion old

3) And fucking Billy Madison.

And all this talk about Karma...is this what you have gotten now that you're out of high school?

*scoff*

Hmm, interesting insults so far, good job peons..

Ok Suzie you want a little teasing eh.

Mind you i always knew you were like that anyway getting your little pussy wet by getting a little abuse.

Suzie your fanny is so slack your tampon is a brick.


You were so fuckin ugly when you were born the midwife slapped yer dad.


You have that many spots n warts on your ugly fat face that a fuckin blind man can read it.


Suziegirl and Diluted in a pub and Diluted says to Suziegirl,

"mmmm i can smell cock in here"

and Suziegirl says to Diluted,

"Oh its me iv just beltched"

I took Suziegirl home the other night folks in my car and i pulled the `IV RAN OUT OF PETROL ROUTINE`

Suzie says "Ohhhhhh what a shame woodsy i was going to take you home and suck your cock"


OK folks jokes aside i dont know how many of you know this but i tape record everything, even my telephone conversations are recorded and Suziegirl and Diluted phoned me last thursday evening. This is true folks and if you dont beleive me heres a cut down version of the conversation.


Ring Ring . . . . Ring Ring . . . . Ring Ring . . . .

Woody
"Hello"

Suziegirl
"Hi woodsy babes can me and Diluted come over to see you"

Woody
"What the fuck yer want like"

Suziegirl
"My fanny needs fucked and Diluteds ass is so slack"

Woody
"I know that the dirty bastard"

Suziegirl
"So can we come over"

Woody
"I fuckin suppose so . . . yer not fuckin stayin for long"

Suziegirl
"Ok woodsy oohhh your so hot and you got a massive cock to satisfy my hot cunt"

Woody
"Yeah Yeah Yeah slaver slaver"


(Half an hour later folks)


Knock Knock Knock

Woody
"Ahhhh fuck . . . . WHO IS IT !!!!"

Suziegirl & Diluted (In a muffled voice)
"Let us in please"

Woody (Wispering)
"Ah its them cunts, suppose il be able to dump my load in their mouths"

Woody
"Coming, fuckin hang on"

Suziegirl
"Oh woodsy satisfy me please"

Woody
"Fuckin hell your hole could never be satisfied even with my monster mallet"

Woody
"Tell yer what, thats one hole that can take 3 shredded wheat"

Suziegirl
"Cheeky"

Woody
"Look take yer piss stained drawers off and hurry up coz footie`s comin on"

Diluted
"Where do you want me woodsy darling"

Woody
"Errrrrrrrrr let my dog in you can play wiv him, he`s well trained Diluted and he lurves anal eroticism"

Diluted
"Ahhh yeah great where is he"

Woody
"REX . . . Come on boy, come and get some anal"

Rex
"Shnazzle Shnazzle pant pant woof gruurrrrr shnazzle"

Woody
"Go on then get in the position Diluted"

Woody
"Suzie suck my weapon"

Suziegirl
"Slurp slurp lick lick ahhhhh oooooahhahhh lick slurp yeah mmmmmmmmoooooooonnnnnnnnlickslurpslurp"

Rex (Panting like fuck and getting a right sweat on)
"Shnazzle shnazzle gruurrr ruff woof ruff pant pant pant"

Diluted
"Ahhh woody your dogs got a luvly cock and he is such a great fuck"

Woody
"Told you he loves anal, now shut up coz im going to shoot in suzies mouth"

Woody
"AAAahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Suziegirl
"GULP"

Suziegirl
"Was i any good woodsy babe"

Woody
"Yer were fuckin shit now get out and pissoff home"

Woody
"Diluted has rex come yet in your ass"

Diluted
"Yeah woody and he`s got a lush cock"

Woody
"So you keep saying, for fucks sake can you not have sex wiv a human"

Diluted
"Yuk"

Woody
"Ok get the fuck out now and dont let the neighbours see yer, i dont want them talking bout me having tramps in the house"

Suziegirl
"Bye woody"

Woody
"Yeah bye good riddance"

Diluted
"Bye rex i love you"

Rex
"Grrrrrrruuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Woody
"There yer go rex you ok boy, ahhhhhhh whats them fuckin spots on yer cock"

Rex
"Wimper wimper"

Woody
"The bastard he`s give yer congenital warts, il have to take yer to the vets tomorrow"


Well thats the stripped down version of it folks but if you want you can send me a �10 pound cheque or money order for the full recording,

Please make cheques payable to,

WoodyWoodpecker
Po Box 666
Town Centre
Sunderland
SR9 9PY




[This message has been edited by WoodyWoodpecker (edited 07-08-2001).]

Umm, yeah.. like, great.. How original..

Diluted and Rex sitting in a tree...

*hopes to insult Suzie by not contributing to her topic*

FUCK OFF AND DIE.

No offence, like. I like you... I wouldn't insult you reeeeeeeeally, but you asked... C Ya!

She went and said peon..

oooooo..

you.. you..

you magnanimous, pus-dripping, sharp-as-a-bowling-ball, electrical outlet licking, washing machine fucking, bachelor party slurping, sight-destroying, sore-laden reject from an off-off-off-off-off-Broadway production of Cats, you are a walking loss of brain cells. People are dumber for knowing you, listening to you, seeing you exist, disturbed by the spectacle that is Suziegirl.

..

Not great, but I'll stop before I start to feel a little bad..

*the nice version*

your not worthy of sodomy

and you couldent even make me cum.

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totally nihilistic

Spiffy.. lol, don't feel bad, that made me laugh..

Nihil.. umm.. somehow I'm thinking of that, as being a good thing.. why would I want to?

Cause you're both hot for us...

Well lokil i apoligize for typing words that have passed human lips before.

but for the record I don't remeber anybody saying waste of human flesh on this board before me (it was with my nick kamikazi i belive) although that was before you regested that nick,but yeah it probably had been said before in the expance of human existance and yeah i didn't come up with failed abortion i heard if from trippy (maybe not) with his abortion post, I thought it was funny and repeated the phrase "failed abortion" but i'm sure trippy didn't come up with and i'm sure the person trippy heard if from didn't come up with it and so on.

I'm sorry for beliving in karma, but i have almost all my life and i'm still in highschool, just on summer vacation. I'm sorry if i have bothered you by bringing it up on the bbs in my "best 5 dollars ever spent" post.

I'm sorry I implyed that suzies mother was a whore, as its also been said before by another human being before.

but seriosly who the fuck cares?

so i quoted a tv show and a part of a movie. its not like the entire post was from it.


oh btw does anybody know if old nicks that havent' been posted under for a long while hang around? I'm going to see if any of my old ones still work.

sigh

oh and for the record i never fucked billy madison



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well this one still works


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hmm i can't remeber the pass for lestat and i don't rember how to type kamikazi (its case sensitive apparently, or it's gone.)



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if suz had as many pricks sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would be a fucking pork-u-pine.

lol

suz's chin has hit more balls than dayrl strawberry's bat.

lol

How do I feel?
What do I say?
In the end, it all goes away.

Go and boil your bottom, daughter of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Suzie-Girl, you and all your silly moderators! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt faintly of elderberries!!

I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, daughter of a window-dresser!! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving second-hand electric donkey bottom biters!! I burst my pimples at you and call your daughter an unrequested silly thing, you tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms!

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bYe ByE bAbY...
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[This message has been edited by MoRt (edited 07-10-2001).]

suzi is such a bimbo she actually thinks russel crow is australian.

*pssst-he is originally from new zealand*

you don't really have any gaping character flaws that make insulting people like lokil so fun. I'de like to apologize in advance.

here goes, I heard your gynocologist died when one of the support beams gave way.

If Catherine Zeta Jones was a Lamborghini, and Camilla Parker-Bowles was a mini, you'd be a milk van. A very old one. With no M.O.T. That smelt faintly of cat's wee.

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bYe ByE bAbY...
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[This message has been edited by MoRt (edited 07-09-2001).]

Suz, you're a worse lay than I am. And I look sexier in a push-up bra.

Psst nihil, I knew that already.. but he considers himself australian.. dufus.

lol

i liked the second one, but if you're using strawberry;

she's fucked for more eight balls than strawberries nose has seen.

blow whores the continuation of women using sex to achieve a goal.

prostitution every where you look.

only when it's for actual cash is it frowned upon.