2 things are invareably true for me as soon as i wake up.

1: i have to pee.

2: my cock is hard enough to cut diamonds.

only way i find to deal with this is to try and get into a flying superman position and let loose. but the footprints on the wall is starting to look odd.

anythoughts?

maybe have more sex, tire me out.

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non-conformists are all alike.. schoolbrainwash

I have this problem.

I have many solutions.

1) Have a wank.

2) Fuck.

3) Bite the bullet and push ur dick down towards the bowl, while standing up.

4) Handstand.

5) Don't pee.

Did you know that if you have a headache, a wank while standing up is supposed to cure it?

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MoRt:
Did you know that if you have a headache, a wank while standing up is supposed to cure it? QUOTE]

hahahahahaha!!!

*falls over backwards laughing*

shit my neck hurts now

"My dick is hard enough to cut diamonds"

Richard Pryor?

hehe


Well.. after 30 your dick doesnt want to get up before you do as often. So stay in shape.. and stay young and enjoy it now while it lasts. It may seem like an uncomfortable burden now but you will miss it when you get older.

And shit, Wait till you get older. You will have to piss 3-4 times a night.

And when you get older you cant wake up and have sex without wanting to take a big shit first.

So stop whining young man

men get errections at night to empty there load otherwhise your sac would burst with dead sperm

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those who live by the arrow get shot by those who dont

Now that my friends, is true knowledge.

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your sac would burst with dead sperm

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now theres an image

edit: I can't masterbate while i have to pee. don't know why.

[This message has been edited by Revelation (edited 07-06-2001).]

LOL
poor men..lol

rotflmao

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quote:

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Originally posted by MoRt:

Did you know that if you have a headache, a wank while standing up is supposed to cure it?

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yeah i heard that too !
coz it opens up all the ducts in your brain for blood to flow through or something

I always wondered why it worked... not that I've tried it, of course...

Why don't you just piss b4 you go to bed?

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A better idea than wanking upside down.

Get some dirty slut to suck yer cock and swallow yer spunk while upside down.

The added benefit is you can lick her cunt in the process.

damn wish i would of gotten on the net earlier cause i had a headache but took some drugs and now its gone whateever

YOU CAN PEE WHEN YOURE HARD?!?!?!?!

i tryed peeing while i was semi-hard, like right after wanking, and it hurt like a bitch!

and i was cracking up from that superman position thing.