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 #1 
Old 2001-06-26, 04:09
penguin penguin is offline
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Default women are evil

Women= Time X Money
Time = Money
So...
Women = Money Squared
Money = Root of Evil
So...
Women = (Root of Evil) Squared
The square and the root cancle, leaving:
Women = Evil

Its a fact, women are evil.
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Old 2001-06-26, 04:31
unstable247 unstable247 is offline
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Default Re: women are evil

thats pretty cool, but i hate math.

you coulda just said women are evil, everyone knows that, no need to prove it.
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Old 2001-06-26, 07:22
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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And coming soon in the new series of posts by sexually confused men is "I love men", "I hate women", the arthouse masterpiece, "a woman in New Orleans invited me into her hot tub, but I wouldn't get undressed", and be sure not to miss "I hate my penis"
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Old 2001-06-26, 15:00
freakangel freakangel is offline
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Default Re: women are evil

Women=Evil.
yeppers.


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i think that watching a tv program were their cutting some fucker open is pretty amusing while ur enjoiying ur dinner.
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Old 2001-06-26, 16:17
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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But, for as much as Women = Evil, Men = Dumb. Which is worse? Hmm.
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Old 2001-06-26, 16:35
neopagan neopagan is offline
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If Women=evil I'm torros ass!
Thats right Spiffy you tell them the straight and narrow, fine ass waist that is.
Some men are dumn, God Damn how can you be so profoundly. Parden my lingustic dialect(dear God if you damned how reality might cease to exist) but ah I think 't goes a little something like this; Women = men....men cause most wars not women ... men are seemingly more perverted and evil...yeah maybe women are the root of it, seeings how we all stemm from them but they don,t in the least bit seem evil to me. Kanivingly survivalistic and over protective mabe but not pure straight evil. Maybe some men are pissed off because they were born missing that extra leg of genes women have. They are the Amazons we are the slaves to money and time. No, Never, Definitelly not to them. We come to each other for pleasure thats how it is A sexual heterofuckual dag and nasty!

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[This message has been edited by neopagan (edited 06-26-2001).]
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Old 2001-06-26, 17:58
Bongman Bongman is offline
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Not evil, just different. Our male minds can't understand it (because it isn't based on logic). But what do you suggest? We start a campaign of female oppression?

Im perfectly happy with women.
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Old 2001-06-26, 19:14
White Witch White Witch is offline
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Yes, regression. Thats what this country needs. Lets refuse women rights because they are all *Evil*

When Muhamid decended unto Allah he looked down and saw Most of Hell was filled with Women. This is why women are treated like SHIT in islam!

But thats another beef of mine!
 #9 
Old 2001-06-26, 22:05
Jadedfool Jadedfool is offline
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Math isn't sound, but its sorta amusing...
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Old 2001-06-26, 22:14
GothicTrash GothicTrash is offline
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Not all women are evil, i love women...there good to talk to, and there the reason why most men ARENT GAY...umm..if you think women are evil...you are probly a fag...

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Old 2001-06-27, 01:18
unstable247 unstable247 is offline
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dammit, i was really debating whether i post that or not. i was pretty sure that i was gonna get flamed for it, but i thought you guys would take it as a joke. personally, i think women are better than men (yeah im a straight guy) in a lot of things. and stuff!


im not gay!
 #12 
Old 2001-06-27, 02:08
GothicTrash GothicTrash is offline
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In a lot of ways women are better then men...and no, im not gay...i look at STRAGHT porn and like straght WOMEN...thank you

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Old 2001-06-27, 02:20
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Your association with women and math makes me wonder if there are any deep rooted issues there.

Or, at least, it explains why you never get laid.

J/K

Cheers,
Lost
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Old 2001-06-27, 02:23
GothicTrash GothicTrash is offline
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Umm, whos not getting laid?

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 #15 
Old 2001-06-27, 04:26
penguin penguin is offline
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Heh, that was just something I thought was funny. If anyone was offended, not all women are evil, I bet most of you are cool people.

But, while im here: Yep, men = dumb. Also, stupid ass holes who only think about sex, is a good way of describing us. Also, i fail to see how sexism, a thing which has been around for thousands of years qualifies someone as gay *Cough*GothicTrash*Cough*.
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Old 2001-06-27, 04:39
GothicTrash GothicTrash is offline
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You fucking litle cunt...i aint gay...grrrr

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 #17 
Old 2001-06-27, 09:53
freakangel freakangel is offline
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why is there a hole in the penis??


so the brain gets oxygen.


i take no other answers
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Old 2001-06-28, 00:50
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Behind the boat house
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I was only kidding around penguin!

By the way, I like how you think :-)

Cheers,
Lost
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Old 2001-06-28, 01:49
Kameron Kameron is offline
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I know that what people liked was the answer not how it was arrived at but here's another in the same vein.

Theorem: 1$ = 1c.
Proof:
And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing...

1$ = 100c
= (10c)^2
= (0.1$)^2
= 0.01$
= 1c

Here $ means dollars and c means cents.

This one is scary because I have talked to PhD's in math who were unable to see what was wrong with this one.

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Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)
 #20 
Old 2001-06-28, 02:15
White Witch White Witch is offline
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I will say this about women. Only about 1 Woman to say 50 men seem to be into Super Natural or High Tech Shit.

It's usually only guys that are into the talk of UFOs, Remote Viewing, High tech Gagitry or whatever. When you talk about that kind of shit with women they just look at you like you're a geek. They'd rather hear you sing to them or talk poetry.

Maybe it's because men are more into adventures then women, i dont know. or women just want men to lead them. SO that talking of "What If" Scenerios just dont appeal to women. but once we make contact with them aliens then All the earth women will want to date and fuck them. Just because they are all contriversal.

Hehehe !
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Old 2001-06-28, 02:18
GothicTrash GothicTrash is offline
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I guess you could put it that way...

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Old 2001-06-29, 22:26
Fixit Fixit is offline
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Default Re: women are evil

I'm a dork, I know.

Kam, in your money equasion you made some bad substitutions.

$1 does not = (10c)^2, or you'd end up with 100c^2, or 100 squared cents. You have to maintain the unit of measure to accurately substitute, a squared cent is not the same as a regular cent, and only a regular cent = .01$.
 #23 
Old 2001-06-30, 02:28
Jadedfool Jadedfool is offline
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quote:

I will say this about women. Only about 1 Woman to say 50 men seem to be into Super Natural or High Tech Shit. It's usually only guys that are into the talk of UFOs, Remote Viewing, High tech Gadgetry or whatever.



conjecture, prove it.

quote:

When you talk about that kind of shit with women they just look at you like you're a geek. They'd rather hear you sing to them or talk poetry.


I'd rather have someone sing to me or talk poetry. Ranting Conspiracy nuts and technophiles can be lotsa fun, but overall its rather dull, soulless, and not very beautiful. If you're saying that women see the beauty in life more readily then our half of the species, then I'll agree with you. I can't prove it, but thats my own personal experience.

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but once we make contact with them aliens then All the earth women will want to date and fuck them. Just because they are all contriversal.



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