Sometimes I fuck pies to make sure I'm ready for a real life woman.

It's really easy to meet woman piss ass drunk. You just gotta do it at a paying setting, like, teen dance places.. ya know..

Just drink. That's how I meet all my woman. *remembers the one girl he fucked, drunk as a skunk then her being fat*

Well, atleast I didn't use a fucking pie.

listen you dilute I wouldn't make fun of my pies, they made a movie about it for a reason! its very realistic, a warm hole is a warm hole. even if she was fat, btw I held my breath when i read that she was fat, are you okay from that?

Did you ya know... inside of it?

using a pie to masturbate is one thing, "wasting" the pie is quite another! I only eat female juices.

That didn't answer my question althou I do know a lot more about you now.

u got something agains fat wimen???

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i saw that!

i think that watching a tv program were their cutting some fucker open is pretty amusing while ur enjoiying ur dinner.

There's fat, then chubby, then babyfat...

I like babyfat

ok, great..i think im between baby fat and chubby..no wait...what was it? ehm..im..yes: "something u can grab hold on"(now thats what my bf said.)...lol
im not allowed to complain about myself no more.
well whatever.



[This message has been edited by freakangel (edited 06-19-2001).]

Not so insecure as to fuck a pie.

I can't decide if that's more or less overdoing it than the guy Lost knows with the Ziploc bag.