Im not shallow enough. Can you teach me to be more modern like the Modern Americans we have today. How does one learn to be a shallow Souless American?

Please give feedback.

you can start by moving to L.A.,



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fear is your only god!

Why LA? San Francisco is just as bad as L.A. yet i still havn't learned how to be as shallow as these other bay areans. BTW.. there was a study done (Dont ask me to quote sources.. i dont remember where or when i heard this exactly) that 89% of people who live in the Bay Area are from somewhere else. Meaning they were not born or raised as kids in the Bay Area. Partly do to high rent and house prices thanks to Silicon Valley. Growing up in the 70s as a kid when most people who lived in the Bay area where either employed by the Government through Government/Civilian contracts or Military personell you had a lot of long term residence. and people seemed happier. i also think the Hippy generation had something to do with it. and im sure the drugs too. but now everyone is a Shallow Yuppy to show off his .com wealth. Im not putting it down. would be nice to have that kind of money. But they are not the Californians i once grew up with. More layed back people. these people are just here. they just exists. Whats happening to My America?

White Witch, you're doing just fine.

Bongman, you're doing just fine.

Take joy in tupperware, useless consumerism and holiday tv specials.

start wearing abercrombie.

no.. not shallow enough. think harder.

Become a lawyer

beat up ugly people

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Don't worry.....I put my pants out....but yours are still on fire

The 6 step reeducation program.

I:Clothes not sporting the dominant brandnames of your age group are inherently inferior, and by association so are those that wear them.

II:People are only important based on the amount of money they make and there physical apearance.

III:Government programs are good any one who dissagres is a hearless capitalist or a Nazi probably bouth.

IV:Computers are complicated. AOL is good

V:The old are unimportant.

VI:You enjoy movies that include Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, you think that all movies should include Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks. You think all movies should Be edited with CGI to include Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks.

should i conform to Old Navy?

Become overweight

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Originally posted by White Witch:
Im not shallow enough. Can you teach me to be more modern like the Modern Americans we have today. How does one learn to be a shallow Souless American?

Please give feedback.

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You could approach this from a Freudian point of view.......how would the crazy Austrian advise you to become shallower? sorry, gotta go, my analyst is stuck in a large tunnel, traffic problems due to the overturning of a lorryload of cucumbers.

Trip someone on crutches.

Push someone in a wheelchair down the stairs instead of the ramp.

Say the words "like" and "totally" and "um" for every other word.

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Genius... PURE Genius!

Gee.. that sounds like fun and all but being sadistic and being shallow i think are 2 different things.