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Old 2001-06-01, 07:10
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Default Boy suspended for pointing chicken finger at classmate

An eight-year-old boy has been suspended from school in Canada for pointing a breaded chicken finger at a classmate and saying bang. The incident happened at Ragged Island Consolidated School in East Sable River, a village in Nova Scotia. Rhonda Barnes says her son, Billy, was only playing with the chicken finger, but the school banned him for a day. He was suspended for a day earlier this year for pointing his finger at someone and saying bang.
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Old 2001-06-01, 07:30
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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You can Have my chicken finger when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.
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Old 2001-06-01, 08:12
Templeton Templeton is offline
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With a little publicity, a kid can go from loser to immortal. Just by pulling a trigger a few times.
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Old 2001-06-01, 09:28
Z3m Z3m is offline
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Chicken finger!
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Old 2001-06-01, 13:14
UnclNastyFingerz UnclNastyFingerz is offline
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Fucking paranoid schools. What's next, they'll suspend a kid for accidentally dropping a pencil saying it's a subliminal bomb threat?
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Old 2001-06-01, 16:53
Jadedfool Jadedfool is offline
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I dunno, I remember that elementary school food being pretty damn lethal...
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Old 2001-06-01, 17:21
6sweetdreams9 6sweetdreams9 is offline
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Heh heh... I'll get you with my SPORK!!

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Old 2001-06-01, 18:46
White Witch White Witch is offline
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S P O R K F I G H T ! ! ! ! ! !!
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Old 2001-06-01, 18:46
cntrdcton0fate cntrdcton0fate is offline
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You know Lokil, I remember something like that awhile ago (awhile being at least 3 years) that invloved a grade school kid, in America, being suspended for bringing a action figure sized plastic pistol to school, which acompanied the actual action figure. I don't understand what they're trying to prove.....
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Old 2001-06-03, 07:36
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Fascism is cool.
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Old 2001-06-03, 16:25
BiggCatt BiggCatt is offline
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How about the girl who`s not allowed to attend her graduation, because they found a steak knife in her car.....Ridiculous!!!!! She helps a friend move, a knife falls out of a box, a teacher sees it in the car and reports it, now shes suspended and has to get her diploma in the mail...God this aggravates the Hell out of me!!!! Some people are so Fucking Ignorant .....

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Old 2001-06-03, 19:35
White Witch White Witch is offline
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One Question.. What would the kid get if he pulled his dick out instead of a chicken. Im not trying to be a smartass here.
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Old 2001-06-03, 22:36
slpwlkr333 slpwlkr333 is offline
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i wonder if he had a duck tolling retriever
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Old 2001-06-04, 00:16
Z3m Z3m is offline
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People seem to think a penis is just as violent as a gun.
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Old 2001-06-04, 01:57
unstable247 unstable247 is offline
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i once got suspended for chasing a kid with a spork. next year the same thing happened, but with a stapler. i guess there was reason behind the suspension, though, seeing as i WAS trying to injure the guy.

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Old 2001-06-04, 02:29
White Witch White Witch is offline
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Times have changed. back in 1978 some kid threw a pipe at my brother in shopclass. but some kid next to my brother picked up a piece of plywood and blocked it. it was a lead pipe so it could have killed my brother. But my brother picked up a pair of scissors and threw it back at the kid who through the lead pipe. the kid put his hand up to block his face and the scissors went into his palm and out the other side. Point? both my brother and the kid got only 3 days suspension. here you have 2 kids that nearly killed one another and they are told to say home the rest of the week. now a kid gets kicked out of school for a chicken nugget? LOL!
 
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