A friend of mine is setting me up with this chick, whos dad is my old english teacher (who, by the way hated me) and my step sister was at this chicks brothers party at new years, and now my step sister and this chick are mates, and this is all way over my head.

Shoot someone, clear space.

Kill your friend, there are others.

if the world's getting smaller,

why are postage rates going up?

cause the government wants MORE more out of CERTAIN people...i dont know...

I don't know...Mine may be better...Ok i move into a new apartment meet this chick named Sam who lives up the street from me. We start going out. I try to keep my parents (especially my mom) out of my "sex" life if you can even call it that. Even though after three months i got nothing more then a kiss... so anyway... Somehow or another my mom finds out i got a chick and she's like who is it
"sam.." i say
"Sam....sam *****?"
"what?! how do you know her"
"her mom and i go way back, i think you guys are related somehow"

Well just my luck this gets to her, aparently we are, get ready for this....9th cousins removed. (very nice) so she breaks up with me because it's too wierd for her quote unquote. Damn you vile fate.

I once dated my second cousin but it was through marrage and they weren't even married at the time.

I was not physically related to her but about a year later and to this day I am spiritually related too bad me and her don't believe in god and we both still like each other.

theres gotta be some sorta law against this.


fate hates you, me, and everybody. well except for the little old man on the hill but thats getting off topic. fate will do whatever it can to interfere with happyness, but be glad that there are times when it can't interfere and you are free to be happy.

------------------
fear is your only god!

Come to think of it, I almost dated my step sister, before she was my stepsister.

Everyone dated your stepsister.

Hell I wouldn't be surprised.

I motion That the earth's circumfrence be increased to 28,000 miles, all in favor.

so? There isn't anything wrong with dating a step sister. A half sister yes, but a step sister no. But to make it less weird call your step parent by their first name.

I think you got it wrong... it goes: "New Zealand is too damn small."

New Zealand is one giant vulcano waiting to pop like a festering Zit. sure its beautiful country (Im sure.. never been there) but i think back in the early 1900s thousands of people died from toxic gasses spewing from the center of earth. But then again I live in California so i can understand you dont want to leave.

OK that was pointless

Actually NZ is a shithole of a country, its overrated, and it ain't that 'beautiful' but yeah, whatever you say.