I started talking to myself in a Hallmark store.

There was a cute girl working there.

*sigh*

**Overhears him and tells the cute girl.**

**notices the two people in the story are one in the same**

**double takes and notices a striking male appearence of the store clerk**

**Silent Bob steps up and speaks for the first time**

what did you talk to yourself about?

my conversations with myself are always more interesting than convos with other people.

should be you always agree with yourself.

and it's always a topic you've got interest in.