i was pondering this for quite a while. you know that sound of a fart? that sound thats made when you put your tongue between your lips and blow to make it sound like a fart? how do you spell that sound? there needs to be a standard spelling of that sound, so people can use it online.

i was thinking somewhere along the lines of "poot"

any suggestions?

Ask Ryan Young, I'm sure he'd know.

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I would rather be a smartass than a dumbass

ya this does seem to be his area of expertise.

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There is a standard spelling for it.

Thplllllllllllll

Havnt you ever seen people spell Thplllllllllll on their posts before?

Thats what they are doing. they are making a farty sound.

yes i think its a ttthhhpppptttt, too.
or maybe a fffttttpppp!
i can't be sure, probably either one will do to get the effect across.

why do people give a fuck about spelling sounds?

I think virt virt...thpllllll vip vip sssssss

i think it depends on what kind of mood yer gas is in.

yeah that's true. How does one convey 'the silent-but deadly ones"?

[SBD] Didn't Bill the Cat say something like
"PPPBBBBBLLFFFFFFFFTHT!"?[/SBD]

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yeah that's true. How does one convey 'the silent-but deadly ones"?

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I dunno.. ask a Mime

Yeah but i don't see any these days thankfully.

i always thought it was more of a Pbpbpbpbppbpppppb but thats more of a raspberry sound...

i think winki has the best one...

What about a very loud ripping fart. like a zipper opening up. Is that caused by hemerhoids? and can you do serious anal damage?? and would it be wise to do it near an open flame or a toaster oven.

huhu ok this is getting lame now. Im closing the thread.

Whats a fart?

It's what I let out when I started reading this thread.