why does it suck so hard?

Canada? its to clean?

When Tom Green burned it's flag on the air, MTV got one call.

TOM GREEN IS PURE EVIL

I just felt that I had to point that out.

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... you also have to take into consideration how many people actually bother watching the Tom Green show... Take that number and think how many of them are Canadian or are offended by such content... (probably none)
... and out of that final group of people, identify the ones that would even bother to call MTV to complain... amazingly you're left with one.

Too many Canadians.....

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no one complained because we dont get MTV in canada (unless you got a sattelite). but who the fuck wants MTV anyways?

I'm just trying to explore the deep physiological need that all americans seem to have to express their unabashed contempt of the 52'nd state.

I mean, I can totally understand some aspects of it, the whole clean thing, the constant holier than thou attitude, which always makes me laugh, etc etc...

but there has to be more...

When I think of Canada I think of non-nationalistic white people, I didn't think they existed.

52nd? Whats 51?

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Mexico?

Israel.

Interesting.

Actually, it's Puerto Rico.

Ricky Martin came from there...

canada is living on borrowed land, the true canaians dont suck neither does the cold majestic peaks and surrounding vast scapes of atmospheric tribal unity and spiritual reverance that full fills the ture heart of its ture people that worked with the lands and not against it,

i say to people who think canada sux fuck you and your government,

the white race is weak and (i am white but not weak) corrupt, the indians are true to them selves, canada sux ow yes it sux, if really fucking sux.

Almost. He almost wrote an entire post that I agreed with. But again his ego got in the the way. That and the fact that he has to be an ass.

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Canada is awsome.

not enough people though, nobody likes MTV.

Tom Green is just funny but I can't deny his feindish evil intentions and ways.

and you can't forget B.C. bud!

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Tom Green was funny like the first few times i saw him. but now he just is annoying. and his newest movie looks like it will suck. at least the trailor did. but i thought road trip was funny. except the mouse pissing in his mouth. did you know that actually happened. they decided to just throw it in.

last time i checked puerto rico was still a territory.

but hey a clean safe city like torronto with a drinking age of nineteen is cool in my book.

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There was footage leeked to new grounds that have tom green masturbating a horse in the upcoming movie, but they had to take it down, legal issues.

Legal Issues? what animal right activists gonna sue him over beastiality?

P.E.T.A.

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You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room, the clue just came to you? Oh.

People Eating Tasty Aimals????
Whay would they have a problem with that??

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the legal drinking age is 18 in alberta, and you can smoke it is legal to smoke at 16 but you can only buy them if your 18 (age doesn't matter because the cops would never stop anybody for a smoke.

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legal drinking age in quebec is 18 and you can smoke at any age, you just can't buy unless your 18. (but we all know that rule is rarely put into effect)
theres always a place that will sell alcohol and cigarettes to minors without asking for ID...
don't get me wrong though, quebec still and always will suck.

And their penny's are Bad Luck!



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Originally posted by FuCken-Idjiat:
legal drinking age in quebec is 18 and you can smoke at any age, you just can't buy unless your 18. (but we all know that rule is rarely put into effect)
theres always a place that will sell alcohol and cigarettes to minors without asking for ID...
don't get me wrong though, quebec still and always will suck.

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The reason 21 is now the legal age to drink in America is that the average human body doesnt stop growing until th age of 21 yet the liver may not fully develope until the age of 25. This is one of the excuses congress was debating some years back to raise the limit to 25. Most kids 18 and under can not fully break down the alcohol in the blood stream.

Can you imagine a bar where 16 year old girls are drinking next to 40 year old men?

It might make it just a little to easy for her to loose her virginity to someone old enough to be her father.
To allow 16 or 18 years old to drink alcohol would be a serious mistake.

I like.

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You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room, the clue just came to you? Oh.

well the legal drinking age is 18 here and I know a lot of girls at the age of 18 love to go to the bar here.

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the entire idea of allowing or disallowing someones self destructive behavior is a bunch of bullshit. It's this whole philosophy of regulating morality that pisses me off.

So what if 40 year old guys and 16 year old girls are drinking together?

So what if they get drunk and stupid and end up in the sack?

It was their choice, they knew the dangers they were taking when they went into the bar and started doing flaming shots of tequila.

And if they didn't know, then they should have, we don't stop people from doing things because they lack knowledge, just look at the drooling masses who manage to vote.

The acceptable morality of this country is pretty sick and twisted, so why do you defend it?

It's about saving their liver before it has a chance to fully develop, not morality.

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You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room, the clue just came to you? Oh.

Fuck livers, they can be replaced you know. Most of these moral standards this country tries to uphold, were brought about by frigid bitchy old women who have never experienced an orgasm.

Example: Tipper Gore is the reason why we have Explicit lyrics stickers on certain cds. Yet Shopko and Wal-Mart, so called "family stores" sell these cds. Why because it makes them money. Also why is it that Pearl Jam's VS. cd had no explicit lyrics sticker on it when the word fuck is used over twenty times, but The Rollins Band cd weight(which came out about the same time), has a sticker on it. And the only "vulgar" word in it "fuck". Is used only once?

Hypocrisy in the name of the almighty dollar.

Bitch all you want, you have to be dying to be put on the top of the donor list, and that still doesn't guarantee you'll get one!

I don't have 20 grand to pay a Chinese mobster to buy me and new liver and have it put in by an unlicensed surgeon. Well...I do, but most won't. Heh.

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You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room, the clue just came to you? Oh.

wait i forgot what was this topic about?

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the morality of trying to protect people from doing harm to themselves...

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Originally posted by White Witch:
Can you imagine a bar where 16 year old girls are drinking next to 40 year old men?

It might make it just a little to easy for her to loose her virginity to someone old enough to be her father.
To allow 16 or 18 years old to drink alcohol would be a serious mistake.

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The legal drinking age where I come from is 15. So that doable here. Though 16 year olds tend to go to diffrent places than 40 year olds to have a good time... it's possible. Everyone gets along fine with it like this... but it's been so forever. The country couldn't raise the drinking age as much as the American governemt ban "the right to bear arms."



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shatterer of worlds.

and canada sucks and kebek sucks and they have both sucked since i've been here, 41yrs in kebek and 4 in NB., so what? everywhere else sucks too and even if the legal drinking age in que is eighteen, most people start drinking at around 14 or 15 and it doesn't make them any happier or wiser than the rest of the losers in this sucky province in this sucky country with our sucky southern neighbours. When we compare the USA and Canada we're really quite similar, both are "democratic" countries that vote arseholes into power every 4 yrs or so and love money more than we love our future generations.

Would it be wrong of me to even jokingly suggest that Murph ripped off my name?

well, maybe if his name was "Murphy" and not just "Murph".

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...ever since, I've been The Champ.

Never even heard of ya Spiffy.

What about Trippy_McGee, Spiffy?

or Flippy McFlop? jest joshin'. we of scots ancestry should stick together.

Quiet, Murphy Brown

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What about Trippy_McGee, Spiffy?

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That was sort of the point.. the irony of me asking that after Trippy gave me so much shit.. haha.. funny..

Never mind.

Dumb.

canada sucks i dont think so! that must be why the UN ranked it best place to live for twice in a row i dont konw what the U.S. got but i know it did not get as high as canada

I'm in a bad mood, and yer all a bunch of fucking idiots. It doesn't matter about canada, it doesn't matter what the fuck the UN says, there is no UN, there is no fucking canada, it's all in yer demented little heads and splayed out on a map for everyone to splooge over, I'm fucking losing it again and I'll be damned If i don't take you fuckers with me.

Yeah well just let me grab my bottle of booze first and a full pack of smokes...

All Quotes originally posted by White Witch:

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The reason 21 is now the legal age to drink in America is that the average human body doesn't stop growing until the age of 21 yet the liver may not fully develop until the age of 25. This is one of the excuses congress was debating some years back to raise the limit to 25. Most kids 18 and under can not fully break down the alcohol in the blood stream.

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That's true but countries where moderate drinking is excepted from very young ages like France and Sweden are the countries with the lowest levels of alcohol abuse. Does this tell you anything?

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Can you imagine a bar where 16 year old girls are drinking next to 40 year old men?

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Jaded said it, a sixteen year old can make that decision but I think is unlikely to.
When it comes to a girl losing their virginity I think it is more important that she is with some one who is going to be gentle and understanding rather than someone of the same age who may be rough inexperienced and insensitive to the girls need to feel safe.


AND........

I've worked in bars since I wuz 18, I've worked in Biker, pub, locals, Club/Pubs, and Student Union Bars.
I've been drinking since I can remember, apparently I was given gin to make me go to sleep when I was less than a year old.
The problem with alcohol is that it is treated as a big deal and a right of passage rather than just something that's there.

Working is a Students Union for a bit over a year now means I've seen a new crop of American students appear and they are the poorest at handling their drink and behaving in the bar when their drunk. This is cause they turn up in the UK and think its so excellent that they can drink so they get plastered. And if one more American asks me for a Screw Driver when they mean a Vodka and Orange I will hurt them.

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Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)

Are you seriously suggesting that a 16-year-old girl who hooks up with a random full-grown adult male is going to have so much of a better experience than if she's with a (most likely) equally nervous boy of the same age? Aroo?