1 Tacobell Fire Sauce package and a pin.

Poke hole in the middle of package.

Bend package in half carefully (But not enough to release sauce from package.

Use as soon as possible (note: only use these steps if you are prepared to use the package right away)

Walk up to hostile person and apply preasure to package aiming hole at persons eyes by squeezing package.

run like hell.

Good Luck!

......shut up, any idiot could have thought of that.

One just did.

I thought i would see an intelligant post with real thoughts, beliefs, oppinions, and quistions.... then I remembered where I am.


real home made pepper spray can include 1 part black pepper, and 3 parts alcohol, and if you want you can add other things that hurt damage eyes in small quintities.

examples: lemon juice, citric acid, viniger, gasoline, chemical waste, gay porn (very damaging to human male eyes).

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Cogito, ergo sum

We used to put pickle juice in my squirt gun and shoot the neighbor kid in the eyes. He has since moved, and lately I've been thinking how much more fun it woulda been to put bleach in there, and just shoot his clothes. Then that led to the idea of putting bleach in the squirt gun and squirting interiors of cars at night. One time Kelley, (a male) and I went outside at night. We did all kinds of fun stuff. I have many war stories. But anyway, he opened a van door once and pissed all over the upholstery. I often like to imagine what the guy thought when he went to go to the store in the morning. On another car that night, we took a huge metal pole we found, and smashed it against the side of the car, resulting in numerous dents and scratches. I also remember running up to a brand new white van and spraypainting a big "FUCK YOU" on it. I got as far as the "fuck" part, when we heard some guy across the street yell "HEY!" Oh, how we did run! 'Twas a very exciting night it was. Ask me about my various other tales of vandalism. Some of them are very fun!

gee.. Fun.

So what will you do when you are older and you have a family and lots of bills. You purchase your new Van or Truck and you value it because its your family horse. then some asshole comes along and destroys your only means of transportation. maybe its sentimental. maybe your father wills it to you and some idiot spray paints FUCK YOU on the side. would you be sad?

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That was uncalled for. I was just being silly. I know everyone has done that. Just thought i'de bring back memories.

And talking about destroying property. The best way to get back at a store who just kicked you out for skating or hanging out to long in is to take that same package of taco sauce and squirt it all over expensive outfits. just walk up to a rack of expensive white shirts and act as if you are looking for the size and you can easily conceal your package between each shirt squirting sauce on each one.

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something incredibly poetic about the way that you re-quoted dewtard there...

i dont know why it quoted twice. weird!