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 #1 
Old 2001-04-05, 06:56
winki winki is offline
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Default Chocolate Math, hrrrmmmm....

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It only takes about a minute.......Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
It's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
to have
chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 (being a bit stupid) I'll wait while you get the
calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1751....
If you haven't, add 1750 ..........

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (if you remember)
You should have a three digit number ..... now scroll down.

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times
you
want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are your age.

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2001) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
WHILE LASTS. IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT?

 #2 
Old 2001-04-05, 09:22
Templeton Templeton is offline
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Default Re: Chocolate Math, hrrrmmmm....

The great thing about that, is it also works for narcotics as well as chocolate.
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Old 2001-04-07, 00:24
unstable247 unstable247 is offline
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Default Re: Chocolate Math, hrrrmmmm....

i had my calculator drawn since step 2
 #4 
Old 2001-04-07, 09:53
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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Default Re: Chocolate Math, hrrrmmmm....

Apparently Im 97, damn mental math

but seriously that is damned neat.
 #5 
Old 2001-04-07, 18:59
Kameron Kameron is offline
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Default Re: Chocolate Math, hrrrmmmm....

That was fun, now I have to try it on some other ppl. Clever, I like it.




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