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Old 2001-03-30, 08:50
White Witch White Witch is offline
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Default What turns lawyers on.

This is the most bizzare thing. You guys hear about that Dog Mauling of the Gay woman in San Francisco? Its been in the world news. 2 Lawyers who are married had this rott that attacked a nieghbor and choke the lady to death by biting her in the throat. Anyways i thought at first this was just one of those many Rott kills person cases until all the dirty little secrets came out. Turns out the couple (2 Lawyers) were swingers. OK thats their right. but now they are saying that the owner of the dog (Who is in Pellican Bay Federal Prison.. a Prison for the hardcore gang bangers.) is a Neo Nazi Skinhead "Nazi Low Rider" and he was adopted by the lawyers who also had a threesome with him (Again that is their right) but also now have pictures of the woman and the convict having beastiality with the rott and when the convict was sent back to jail the his lawyers/adopted parents sent him a letter wich looked like an official legal letter (Which is the only letter the police can not censor) with pictures of the female lawyer and male lawyer fornicating with the 2 rott dogs and other dirty little pics. OK now they went to far. They took advantage of these poor doggies.
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Old 2001-03-30, 13:45
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: What turns lawyers on.

i wonder if they pass around the photo album at family functions?

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Old 2001-03-30, 14:15
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Default Re: What turns lawyers on.

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Originally posted by lostmind:
i wonder if they pass around the photo album at family functions?



Of course. Why not? After all, they are LAWYERS!!!!!

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Old 2001-03-30, 14:15
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Default Re: What turns lawyers on.

LOL lostmind.

But seriously that is fucked up majorly. I wonder what K9 thinks.

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Old 2001-03-30, 18:32
Redrover Redrover is offline
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Default Re: What turns lawyers on.

Would a lawyer fucking a rottweiler be considered bestiality. Aren't they the same species?
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Old 2001-03-30, 18:46
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: What turns lawyers on.

i can see the headlines now;

disgruntled over not being able to pursue a relationship some people and their animal lovers have filed petitions to seek marriage permits.

when questioned why one petitioner stated that if they were going to adopt children it would be better to provide a stable family element including married parents.

when the dog was questioned about its view on the families future;

it replied with a very positive "woof"

you wait there'll be some fucking nut who tries this.
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Old 2001-03-30, 21:57
White Witch White Witch is offline
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Default Re: What turns lawyers on.

I recall a guy taking the state of Tenn or Arkansa to court because he wanted to marry his Horse. but then again should we be surprized?
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Old 2001-03-31, 10:52
cntrdcton0fate cntrdcton0fate is offline
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... I heard about dat 2.. Havn't they put the dog responsible, to death.. and I think they're thinking of putting the other 1 down too.. The family of the dead women want to place charges against the lawyers as well. Sick shit.. the lawyer claimed they adopted the guy so he could get better medical treatment in jail... whatever.
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Old 2001-04-01, 05:50
White Witch White Witch is offline
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Default Re: What turns lawyers on.

Im sorry to say the 2nd dog was put down sometime this pass week.

I can't believe people like this exist. I was watching Eyes Wide Shut for the first time in my life last weekend. I was really blown away at the whole party thing tom cruise sneaks into in the movie. Im thinking there has to be a bunch of welthy doctors and lawyers who have swing parties like this. there they dress up in masks and hoods and swap wives. You want to hear something really perverted? There is a private nudist camp in Santa Cruz california that Doctors and Lawyers and even judges go to every summer. But they bring their entire family. I read in the news paper that the police raided it once and found people taking photos of children and children having sex. yet it still exists to this day. Sad thing was they droped charges because the police didnt have the proper warrents to enter the premises. They recieved a "Childs Welfare Check" call at 911 and somehow it didnt hold water in court. Im not against nudist camps. i mean the Japanese take baths together all the time. But when sex and photos are involved thats where the line is drawn. But these kind of parties have existed since the Roman times, nothing new.
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Old 2001-04-03, 15:02
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Existed since Roman times, eh? So how come I never get invited! Oh yes, I'm not a Lawyer r a doctor! And I don't have a wife to swap.

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