well shit on me

I got a ticket for failure to attend school. this is some bullshit. I'm going to plead not guilty. the record keeping at my school sucks big cahoneis. i apparently have 10 unexcused absences in my first period and a fraction of that in the rest of my classes. it seems that every time i was tardy my 1st period teacher counted me absent so that scratches a few of them. and then the rules at our school is that your first seven absences if called in by a parent are excused and therefor do not count against you but those damn tardys counted against my 7 free ones so when every my mum called me in sick only 5 of my 6 classes got excused all but my first period. well it should be easy to prove which days i was tardy so i hope it all turns out okay. i'm facing a $100 dollar fine and lose of credit for a year which sucks becuase i'm a sophmore and i'm dating a woderfully smart ,funny and sexy bi-sexual senior who i seriously doubt wants to be a freshman in collage dating a 2nd time sophomre in highschool (i don't think she would leave me because i'm farily sure she loves me for who i am not what grade i'm in but i'm sure in the back of her head she would resent it). ehhh fuck. well i have a average sized penis maybe i'll get lucky and sway the judge.

winki i would appreciate your input whatever it may be being as how you are the most amazing and knowing of all the totse crew. (yeah yeah i know you don't like flattery and that you are just a tree but its true dammit)

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why you needed to bitch that much about a hundred dollar fine is beyond me. i have a feeling there is more to this you arent saying and even if there is why not offer to take a tenth grade achievement test and pay the fine so you wont have to repeat the year. i dont understand the different if your girlfriend it a freshmen in college dating a highschool sophmore or junior because either way, thats fucking sad. why did you feel the need to stress that shes bi, if shes with you? you like knowing everyone challanges your sexual position or something? i dont want to be the breaker of bad news but chances are once your girlfriend hits college shes going to move on and mature or at least see all her other options and be surrounded with a whole other crowd a lot. good luck and im sorry if i pissed you off but i hate high school chicks, especially bi ones.

wtf? you get fined and shit for not going to school or being tardy? that's crazy shit.

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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?

2 slpwlkr: A hundred dollar fine is a lot to an umemployed 16 yr old and they don't have achevemnt tests for us history in my district(i found out that i'm only going to lose credit in one semester of one class and i found a way to aquire $100 bucks so i'm not really upset anymore.) i didn't stress that she was bi either i just threw it out there becuase i think of it as a plus along with smart and funny. I don't think it'll be sad for her to be dating me no matter what grade i'm in as long as shes happy but i still think she would rather me be moving foward instead of backward. and no one challanges my sexual postition with her male or female. if that wasn't the case i wouldn't be with her. and yes i'm expecting her to move on once she graduates even though she says she isn't but then again it might work out becuase where she is planning on going to collage isn't to far from where i live. I'm sorry that you hate high school chicks especially bi ones (i bet theres a few stories behind that, couldn't get a date, girlfriend went to the other side after dating you.. whatever.)

2 rangeviper: lol god i love jack hanna's deep thoughts i've been tring to find a huge collection of them but so far no luck and yeah it is some fucked up shit.
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Hi Revelation, thanks for the compliment, a tree, you remembered I'm going to court the day after my bday April 6th, too bad I'm not a money tree, this is the 3rd appearance where I'll say "Here is one more abstract, I didn't have enough $ to get the other, so I'd like a continuance..." Only this time It'll be enough $ to get my liscense back. I might try and come up w/ it, I don't know yet. In a way having gone through the shit of having all 7 fta's dismissed and then showing up every time has been good exercise for my, uh,
self-disclipine, yeah. Besides it gets boring without warrants hanging over your head! JK

About your school thing, I'm glad to hear it is only the credit for that 1 sememster of that one class. The way it sounded at first I thought you must be in some other country or a private school w/ really really fucked-up
policies. I had so many tardys in HS I could of wallpapered the closet with them. Similarly a friend of mine had so many tickets on his gxr750 when they first came out he could've done the bathroom.

Your girlfriend sounds cool , more importantly you sound pretty wise for your years! So remember whatever happens in the future the time that you guys have together now is yours and the fact that you have your head on straight enough to look rationally into the future makes it possible for you to appreciate the two of you being together now while you actually are and that is something I don't think most people your age usually have a grip on the speciallness of. Love her good and appreciate all the love she has to give you, things might not always be as they are now, make the very best of each other and
if and when it is that you're not together anymore, the times of love you will have to treasure will be all that more aromatic and colorful in as much as you should never throw away love just because it is no longer at the forefront of your day to day business, even if it is in business somewhere on the other side of town. Be wise, be good, be careful and think.

To whom it may concern, please excuse me daughter, winki's ,abscence from classes yesterday 03-23/1982, as she has been suffering from a respiratory ailment, and
was not feeling well enough to attend.
thank you for your attention to this matter.
Sincerely, Mr. winki's Father

As seen above, learning to forge your parents signature and , if possible, submitting a forged initial parental information at the beginning of the year, has, in the past been useful to those perpetually truant or tardy among us , However, I guess if you've already officially come to their attention it might not be such a good idea.....on the upside if you save all those admits, someday when you have children you can make a little frame by frame animation story by stapling them together, drawing little pictures in the bottom corner and then, well you know.......
Take care and say hi to your girlfriend
Love winki

Thank you so much winki. If i ever find you i will water you lovingly every day and keep away lumberjacks.

what are fta's?

I'm getting the money i need by selling my N64 and playstation and all of my games. (all i do is play computer now.) if i get more that i need i will send you the extra just because of all your wonderful posts that in all honesty have been insperational to me and i wouldn't want you to be put in prison and having us all miss out on your wisdom.

*Shits on Revelation*

There ya go, bud.

lol, revelation, man if you had been with some of the girls i'd been with you would trully see how worthless and attention craving "bi" highschool chicks are. believe me i've gone out with bi girls and these self-proclaimed "bi" highschool girls that may have been involved sexually with a girl before but have never had a serious (6 month+) relasionship one are just sexually greedy and/or rebellious sluts that want to be different and get noticed. on all the international cruises i've taken with my family and all the "different" bi, straight, gay and whatever else highschool girls i met, out of every hundred, one was lucky if she was worthy of the title self-proclaimed. stay away from those losers until they are long out of their identity crisises.

i remeber when i was in high school i was cought ditching by the damm piglet coppers and i was fined $50,,since i was nice in court i got 50,,but it could of been up to $250,,,,,i think your going to the court that only takes like under 5 minutes,dress good and dont show a attitude,with all this court talk i fuckin got court on april 12th for sentencing,then april 9th i meet up with my probabtion officer,,fuck this shit,life is hitting a alltime low,have you ever heard that song by social distortion:i fought the law and the law one,,,,,,,,,thats a sick ass song

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Of course, if you know girls in such identity crises, and you ever wanted to know what a threesome was like..

she dated her last girlfriend for 8 monthes and she knows who she is. and yeah a threesome is in the making