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Old 2001-03-20, 04:16
Redrover Redrover is offline
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Default Were all related

Let's do a little math...

If a generation takes on average 25 years to produce offspring and the number of ancestors double with each generation (like you have 2 parents, 4 grand-parents, 8 great-grand-parents...), the number of ancestors of our ancestors that were alive a thousand years ago is 2^(1000/25) or about 1.099 trillion, meaning that we are logically all related in some way or we are all horibly inbread.
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Old 2001-03-20, 05:15
Dewtard Dewtard is offline
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Just think about how many times you slept with your sister... ouch
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Old 2001-03-20, 06:51
slpwlkr333 slpwlkr333 is offline
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i'd have to give you a thumbs up for pointing out the blatently obvious but the cake definately goes to detward, at least he knew why you posted this, an excuse.
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Old 2001-03-20, 14:35
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I'm a Troll. I'm therefore not related to you at all. Can I sleep with your sister?

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Old 2001-03-20, 17:48
raverz_choice raverz_choice is offline
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rob I'm kinda a scroll not quite a squirall and not guite a troll so can I sleep with your sister?

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Old 2001-03-21, 00:41
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All so if you look in the bible we all came from Adam and Eve so they are like our great great great great great... Grand parents!
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Old 2001-03-21, 08:08
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand parents, roughly, Provided you believe in the biblical creation tale.
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Old 2001-03-21, 09:08
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Inbreeding only takes detrimental effect when the subjects are too closely related. So if you go back a few generations on your family tree and the girl you're fucking isn't on any of the branches coming from that, you're pretty safe.
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Old 2001-03-21, 18:18
raverz_choice raverz_choice is offline
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most religios people will say that god went on and made many more peopel after adam and eve hence the story of when adam when hunting with his son and they found his son a wife.

it's all a bunch of hogwash, hehehe hagwash, what a funny hick word.

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Old 2001-03-21, 21:49
slpwlkr333 slpwlkr333 is offline
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i thought hogwash was a cool song by fu manchu
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Old 2001-03-21, 22:22
sckbch sckbch is offline
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damn it, there's more sisters than I can shake my dick at.
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Old 2001-03-22, 01:02
Redrover Redrover is offline
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But how many generations do you have to go back to not start in-breeding?
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Old 2001-03-22, 06:36
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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And we know you be wagglin that thang, sckbch da pimp.
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Old 2001-03-22, 16:03
sckbch sckbch is offline
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you got that right, man.
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Old 2001-03-23, 06:44
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As long as your'e not closer than second cousins it's all good.
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Old 2001-03-23, 18:42
cntrdcton0fate cntrdcton0fate is offline
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... that reminds me of something that makes me think the bible could hold truth... If it all started with Adam and Eve, then their children had to concieve more children with each other and evetually grew into the now-day population... that would further prove the biblical notion that Adam and Eve were perfect beings... for "us" imbread generations later are the result of so many years of being imbread... makeing us not so perfect... I do a bad job of explaining it... you probabley don't understand my point... but I'm not religious... so I'm all with the evelution thing... we're all just imbread monkeys...

[This message has been edited by cntrdcton0fate (edited 03-23-2001).]
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Old 2001-03-23, 21:50
slpwlkr333 slpwlkr333 is offline
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i choose not to pay attention to someone who writes that much, edits their post, and still can't spell for shit
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Old 2001-03-23, 23:09
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this made me think of something funny. what if an entire generation was homosexual?

i don't think your math was sound we have 2 parents 4 grand parents 8 grand parents and 16 great grand parents 2, 4, 8, 16, but with 2^ wouldn't it go 2, 4, 16, 256, and so on? i'm pretty sure 4 squared is 16 not 8.. but then again i almost failed algeabra

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Old 2001-03-23, 23:15
Redrover Redrover is offline
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2^3 is 8, 2^4 is 16, ...
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Old 2001-03-24, 14:30
Revelation Revelation is offline
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i see. sorry.

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Old 2001-03-24, 17:57
cntrdcton0fate cntrdcton0fate is offline
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... great you know the brain compacity of people who's only insult against another is their spelling... ya know it's sad you have to sink to that. I just typed in what I was thinking, not to worried about how I spelled... and edited it 'cause I left out a point that I forgot. So, with in light of the critizism, slpwlkr333, fuck you, 'cause I could careless..........
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Old 2001-03-25, 05:44
slpwlkr333 slpwlkr333 is offline
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quit yer bitchin bible thumper. if you don't like public opinion, then don't post on a public board wussy boy
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Old 2001-03-25, 06:33
HUMAN_GOURD HUMAN_GOURD is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by ravers_choice
most religios people will say that god went on and made many more peopel after adam and eve hence the story of when adam when hunting with his son and they found his son a wife.
cane fucked eve and they had a daughter therefore fuck you
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Old 2001-03-25, 13:02
cntrdcton0fate cntrdcton0fate is offline
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Sorry, not religious... but what ever makes you feel beter.
 
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