i really need money fast and i cant get i job in my fuckin town cuz of drug testing i need the money so i can visit my girlfriend in ohio on july 9th i gosta get there i need around $600.00 ive tried borrowing from people but no help there so someone please help me and i dont got enough balls 2 steal money either so please please help

[This message has been edited by Warhawk (edited 03-03-2001).]

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This is from the Bad Ideas forum. Thread: "fucking theif". 9th post down, give it a shot, should work nicely.

are you still here? damn. i remember you stopped posting before i even joined. i read some of your posts, and they were really stupid ones. one of my particular favorites was the one in which you stated that it was "serious fun" to put saltpeter in the microwave and watch the black smoke come out. and another is when you said that your uncle blew of his nuts with a grenade or something. i remember that. didnt ever think you were coming back.

anyways, as for getting money, i dont have that many ideas. you could sell some of your things on ebay. or you could maybe get a job out of your town. maybe start an online business? thats all i have right now but ill add more if i can think of them.

maybe you should worry about how to pass a drug test instead of finding an alternative to a job

yeah but thats the easy way,
slackers slackers everywhere.

so u can suck my dick if u dont like my shit cause I wuz high when I wrote this so suck my dick

as said by Eminem goes the same 4 me

Becoming a drug dealer would allow you to buy frugs low and sell them high there for earning money, it's like the stock market only way less ethical.

you could find work at a head shop, or maybe a hemp store.

and like they said find ways to beat the drug testing. use a friends urine.

kill a few people where they don't drug test and apply for there jobs.

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell

One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two
That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew
Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her
The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher
Genius with a penis the few the proud the me
I liked me so much I had to buy the company
Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck
I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks
Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized
Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized
Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head
Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead
I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity
Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity
The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope

Conclusions you drew, proportions you blew
Lost son of Iggy? False Bigger nose than Ziggy? True
Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick
Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic
Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes
Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes
Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class
One thumb on the pulse of the nation, one thumb in your girlfriend's ass
Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke
I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!"
I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it
Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it
When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium
They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian
The one part the Fuehrer, the one part the Pope
It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope

ah the incessant ramblings of The BloodHound Gang


No Reson To Live But We Like It That Way.




[This message has been edited by HUMAN_GOURD (edited 03-04-2001).]

Yeah, I rule!

and no im not gonna be a male prostitute

Awww come on shnookums, I'm sure you'll make a bundle.

*blows kiss to Warhawk*

how bout u and spiffy go do that and send me the money

You probably have a much better ass.

buy some lockpicks

how desperate are you? get a pellet gun go down to the local 7-11 and git down like that lil wigger warhawk. Him and his fuckin Idol Feminem.

you could sell sperm, join a drug study group at a university (they test shit on ya') sell blood, do a green card wedding for money, or try a nucinence lawsuit. or just lay of the fucking drugs for a week and get a job

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