Never do a job without the proper info, equiptment or payment. Always demand payment up-front, in several small installments, and be sure to dispose of your employer (if he is not one of the criminal fraternity) after the job. If he's a civilian and he's caught out, he'll drop you in it to save himself. NEVER go without gloves, a hat and some form of facial disguise. If you do fuck up, you don't want people knowing what you look like. Wear tall shoes and stuff your clothes with cushions to disguise your height and weight. Never deal under your real name. If your employer demands results within a certain timeframe, demand that he provides you with the neccesary information to complete the job; the quarry's daily routine, their car registration, address, usual hangouts etc. Never accept a job from young people of highschool age, and try not to get involved in street-gang warfare. If you are caught during a job, dispose of as much evidence as you can before you are taken into custody (getting rid of weapons is advisable. A good tactic is to carry a knife as well as your rifle/pistol, and if you are certain to be caught, dispose of all disguises and firearms and make yourself available for arrest. This will make you look like a two-bit kid. Once arrested, you can turn on the waterworks, spill your guts on your employer and hopefully escape a full sentance). Time your job to the second, and have a series of cues. If you miss even one cue, abort the mission. Above all, ALWAYSUSE A SILENCER FOR FIREARMS!!, and if you are using a knife as a primary weapon, make sure it is small enough to be concealed and disposed of easily (down a drain or something), and make sure that it is long enough to strike vital organs. A man stabbed in the heart or brain dies instantly. A man who is bleeding to death does not, and will rouse some sort of alarm before passing away.

i think some of you are mistaking 'spurious' for 'irrelevant'

i wouldnt know, i didnt read te ppost, it was to long, bye bye.......

-TyLeR

How many people you killed?

Zero?

Thought so.

thank you prob. the neighbors cat

Doesn't this belong in Bad Ideas?

yeah, to even listen to what this twink has to say is a bad idea. it'll get ya killed.

Is this from the book "Hitman"?

I agree with the people above what doese this have to do with the the forum?

never seeing your idle I am guessing you are new so I wont write in my CAPS and tell you how you are an idiot.

I don't mind what your talking about like some people it is just where you put the post thats all.

The only problem is HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

Assuming you kill your employer, where are you going to get referances for your next job from? Assuming you get caught and snitch for a shortened sentance, how are you going to avoid getting a sharpened toothbrush jammed into your liver? If you always use a silencer for jobs and you get caught, how are you going to explain that? You'd be better to use a gun with a quiet muzzle report.

All in all, I don't know what I'm talking about and I know more than you.

Trippy is right. you did say some stupid shit and you might just be a stupid fucking ass.

"a man stabbed in the brain or heart dies instantly"

What the fuck are you talking about? I heard about a guy who took a 22 above the ear, it bounced around inside his skull a couple of times like an enraged hornet then exited out his forehead. The guy lived. He has a quicker temper afterwards, but he still lived without permanant brain damage.
I've heard stories of soldiers removing pieces of shrapnel from their hearts themselves. You know NOTHING!

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thats all they were, stories ..fiction

bullets don't bonce around inside somebody they can enter, expand,..ect but they don't bounce around like an enraged hornet. thats something thats sounds good on tv.

I remember one guy got shot in the face by a 357 from 6 feet away, the bullet bounced of the side of one of his moler (teeth).

the hitmans guide at the start of this thread is for stupid hitmen.

Snitching on your employer if you get caught?? That'll give you a good rep in the underground...

Memnoch, most of it richocheted twice then exited. As for the guys cutting bullets out their hearts, that may or may not be true. But the .22 bullet definately happened.

ok a little military exp. speaking. 9mm might ricochet off a rib or bone that may be close to the surface the bullet will expand on impact and if it does ricochet wont go too far. now M-16 AK were talking about bullets basically designed to barely tumble in flight and enter the target at a sharp angle. the force of the M-16 will carry a bullet 400 yards before the rate of descent percentage goes too high. the way the bullets ae shaped, long cones, designed to cut and penetrate, they will go through kevlar, will almost always ricochet they were made to blend the innards of the target. pretty useful in war when u dont wnat a hurt enemy but a dead one....

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Bullets are designed to do a variety of things. Fragmentate, pierce, keyhole, etc.

Whether or not they do what they are supposed to is never set in concrete.

blow them sky high. attracts alot of attention though.

Seriously though, this guy has shit tips for hitmen. And it seems he's written it for high-school students.

what about the guy with the hunting knife stuck in his head

they showed x-rays on tv

it definatly wasn't fake. he lived too

gee wiz

Yeah. I heard about that. Wasn't there also a guy who had a nail stuck in his forehead and didn't even know it until a few years later?

Or the drunk guy who got a chisel slammed into his orbit and calmly went to a GP's and asked them to pull it out.

one guy got half his head blown of by a shotgun and still lived... he looks a bit funny now though.