1. Close donut shops. The unfortunate Oinker will starve to death. Works only in the US

2. You need a female accomplice and fake blood. Make a fake call to the emergency operator, citing a domestic and giving the street address of someone else's house. Enter the house armed and subdue the residents, then wait upstairs. Once the unit arrives, make a fuss upstairs, have your accomplice scream at you, scream back and throw objects. The pigs will come upstairs. the door of the room you are in should be left open, and have your female accomplice lie on the floor in full view and soak herself in the fake blood whilstyou hide behind the door. The plod will rush to your "stricken" partner, allowing you to slip behind him and complete the task. If there are two, have the accomplice stab the first officer to reach her in the stomach, he will then scream and alert his partner. Finish the piggy as he screams, then repeat the trick for the partner.

3. Purchase several pounds of plastique and a remote detonator. Set up the bomb in a large holdall, then hand it in to the PD of your choice, saying that you found it in a park. The desk pig will take it, at which point you may leave and detonate the bomb. Alternatively, if you are willing to case the station, you can use a timed detonator, but you will have to set it before you enter and ensure thatyou leave yourself ample time for an easy getaway.

4. Roar into a station and blaze with an automatic weapon. Suicide method.

That will be all until next time. Any questions should be directed to someone who cares.

Seriously dude... you're a fucking twat.

yes, indeed I am

as long as you know your place in society

In jail

Being fucked up the ass by a huge, muscular guy with aids...

then forced to suck the cock of a rapist and a repeated prison excapist.

sometimes i wish i wasn't such a good shot... its people like him that make me just wanna... *loads rifle*

*sings along to satanic metal in walkman while blasting at anonymous_killer with an automatic rifle full of carved bullets*

"Christlike whipped and weak/
Painted nails driven through the meek/
Yet in obituary/
My dreams still weep.
Of dark blood and fucking thee/"

*empties half a clip into ravers_choice, then shoots self in head*

This guy reminds me of this 14 year old putz we had on a local chat bbs (All text! That was old school for ya!). He said he had killed 57 cops that year (1997 or so). Now that's 57 cops, in Utah. yet no one ever heard of so many piggies dying. No dead cops in the paper, no bodys. It really amuses me when people attempt to make up identities that they couldn't possibly back up. It's even funnier the more unbeleivable their online personas are.

ha ha

twat...that's a good one

ha ha ha ha

ha ha

I wonder if anonymous killer became this way after years of self torture. he locked himself in a room filled with backstreet boy posters and a britney spears song playing on an intercom extremely loud over and over again. with a gun and hundreds of rubber bullets so he could sit in thier shooting at the posters getting better in better at aiming until one day he was released from his torture and unleashed onto the world.
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hey it could happen!

Myabe he just has a overly imaginative brain and a very small penis (not a good combination leads to school shootings and the such)

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More likely he desperately wants recognition but gets none. Every night he holds a straight razor or stanley knife to his radial artery but ends up just cutting his arm a little because he has no balls.

well what do you expect trippy he probly cut those off years ago.