Thanks to everyone who contributed a name. Notables are:

Worst - Jack--Slipgut
(thanks for the two fucking seconds of thought you put into that one.)j/k

Most odd - Roydd L Nicklebottom--Matius
I don't know, maybe I just don't get it.

Cruelest - Drop Kick--Ain
Do I need to explain why?

Funniest (tie) -
Pinkboner--Matius
boner, peter, pecker - words not used enough nowdays.

Stool--Chrome
This was originally the cruelest until I realized not only would a three-legged dog look like a stool, but also do to it's poor balance it would probably always have shit(stool) on it's ass.

So whad'ya name your dog?

don't blow up drugs make me lazy

of course not mine...

So who wins?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Emmitt. I swear to God he looks like him. But, if he shits one more time on the carpet it's gonna be Stool!

[This message has been edited by completelyignorant (edited 10-04-2000).]

C'mon dawg! Shit on the carpet! You know ya want to!

Chrome.

man, I remember those times when we first got my puppy.. shit, piss, all over the place all the time.. Luckily he grew out of it fast, but we must have gone through a dozen bottles of carpet cleaner I swear..

Dammit. I knew i should've registered to reply to that topic. You should name your dog Sharkbait or chickenchode.

Chrome, you were beat as a child, huh? lol He's still got 4!