*clutches pounding head*

You tried to climb that antenna over there and grab onto the owl when it came by. Mario can do things real people can't.

where do you people come from?

that would explain the marks on my....nevermind...

Anyone else have the game genie for nes? I was so excited when i got it, cuz i could have moon shoes and jump OVER the flag pole. I expected a land of milk and honey. Nothing! There was no life past the flagpole.