I swallowed a dishrag!!!

you are shitting me. how big.

"ya sure got a purty mouth"~deliverance

hahaha, uhhh.... why?

about a square foot

Why????

The leaf people promised a big cake for me if I did it. They lied, and now I can't find em anymore. My stomach is killing me. I'll drink some kind of acid to dissolve the rag.

jeez man ....how about a double dose of ex-lax....

your stomach acid is probably stronger than anything you have except if you have hydrofloric acid handy and that would be slightly fatal. just look at it this way you just got your yearly recomended allowance of fiber.

Once upon a time I used to babysit.

There was this elittle boy named scooter.

Scooters breath was most heinous!

I asked his Mom about it .

She said it had been that way for awhile.

I asked my sons Dr. while at an appt.
w/ Scooeter in tow, if he knew what might cause such a thing(I already tried brushing his tongue and teeth)

The Dr. looked at Scooter, he said aaaaaah,
checked his mouth, then he looked in his nose

Lo and behold Scooter had somehow got a piece of green kitchen sponge shoved up his nose and apparently it had been there for awhile.

We called his Mom and she said it was okay to
have it removed. So we did.

The End.

I got a button stuck in my nose once.

for me, it was legos and raisins

peppercorn one time.