Chapter One: Pain, Misery, and Sarah

One day in the land of specialness two people, one manly and muscular, and the other lovely and lady-like, met in the parking lot of 7-11. Sarah, the manly and muscular one, met Josh, the lovely and lady-like one. From the first time Sarah laid eyes on Josh she knew that he would be the one she would marry. Josh did no want to marry Sarah; he wanted to marry Jeff. Sarah would not hear it. When she saw Josh trying to kiss Jeff, the male cheerleader, on the football field she knew it had to end. At first, she tried to draw Jeff away from Josh, using other men, but that failed. Then she tried to draw Josh away from Jeff, using Jeff's hideous past. That failed as well. You see, Josh and Jeff's love for each other was so strong that it could only be broken by a hideous gruesome death or affair. So that is what she did. One day when Jeff was taking his daily bubble bath while listing to Kenny-G, Sarah broke into Jeff and Josh's house. She knew that Jeff was taking his bubble bath and thought that it was the perfect time to kill him. So she slowly and carefully walked into the bathroom and tried to strangle Jeff. What she didn't know was that Josh was in the next room coming in to take a bath with his lover. When Josh walked in, he saw Sarah shaking Jeff's face under the layer of HOT-HOT-SINFUL-PINK-FLUFFY BUBBLES. Josh screamed out " NO, don't you dare try to kill my one and only true and everlasting love!" Sarah screamed out "NO! You don't mean that, you will only love me, darling I am the only one for you. We belong together, it was meant to be. We will always be together� no mater what may come in our way. Josh this is how it was suppose to be." Then Josh said " NO Sarah this is how it was suppose to be!" Then Josh shot Sarah in the head and Josh saved his true love, Jeff, and his new love, Elise.

Hello?

I have never seen a white frog, but I

cannot deny I am intrigued. Aren't the

warts, or the stuff they're made of anyhow,

isn't that stuff worth a lot of money on

the black market?(wart of white frog)

What happens if a fair maiden kisses you?

What happens if a scandulous maiden kisses ?you?

Chapter one of???????????????

Hello?

no that isn't what it means...and chapter one of my story...

Chapter Two: Beano, Kazakhstan, and Jeff

Once Josh saved his love from the death of dying while listing to Kenny-G, Josh told Jeff the truth. Josh had been cheating on Jeff for the past year. He had been having an affair with Elise. He and Elise had also had triplets about three months ago. Jeff was in tears. You see, Jeff never liked Josh. Jeff was sent by the CIA to find out what6 Josh was doing with large amounts of Beano. Jeff discovered that Josh had run the black market in Kazakhstan for Beano. Why you ask? Beano, in Kazakhstan, is illegal. Jeff was told by his superiors at the CIA to do everything possible to get hard evidence on Josh about this black market. Jeff never did. Jeff was so ashamed. Jeff then told Josh that he never loved him and shot himself in the head. Josh was stunned. Two people died in his presence in the pace two days. Josh didn't know what to do with the bodies. So he told Elise, his new love, to cook the bodies for dinner. Elise, who was really a witch, was very excited. She was able to cook something she liked. So for dinner that night Josh and Elise had marinated human, MUMMM-MUMMM good.

It's too highbrow for my liking.

Time to get off line and call pizza hut.

Were you aware that Beano as you call him

employs an impressive amount of remote viewers?

All the more reason to finish all
of your meat, before you have any pudding.

Plausible denyability, what a concept.....

aaaaaaah, the atmosphere! aaaaahhhhhhhh....

never mind, different Beano, and me , here talking shit, aaargh, maybe if I keep my eyes closed they won't find me.

you know this is one of the topics that you know exists and your not on anything so you should be able to comprehend but for some reason i can only stare at the text on the screen with a blank look and try to force myself to concentrate to read it....BUT I CANT........aww fuck im gonna go toke up then come back and read it

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