Has anyone been to any Shoplifters Anonymous or similar groups? Would there be any people that would have some good techniques or secrets or would it be a bunch of old people ordered to go through the program for stealing hard candy? I'd go myself but there aren't any groups in my area

and there wont be...

hey dd wtf man

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Why?

It's probably just a bunch of people who were court ordered to go there. And since they got caught they're probably not a very good source of advice.

And since they got caught they're probably not a very good source of advice.

Agreed! I never even knew these groups existed, but i wouldnt imagine anybody with any better advice than on here would be attending. Probably wouldnt hurt to try, however. If you find one, and have a few hours to spare go check it out and report back with anything you find out.

I went a couple of times, but someone kept stealing my notebook. :)

Those damn kleptomaniacs. I encountered a few working target lp, they're always stealing dumb shit like gum or office supplies for the rush.