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 #1 
Old 2009-01-15, 09:22
squatch420 squatch420 is offline
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Default My introduction. New guy.

Not sure the appropriate forum to post this, so...this is my second totse registration. I've been an on/off reader for years (roughly 4yr) and have learned ALOT of stuff about things I shouldn't, so i'm jumping back in. I'm 19, from Tennessee. I'm (re)joining because I have various opinions on various subjects, and hopefully have some knowledge to contribute to return the favor, plus I just think this is a ballin' ass bbs. Just thought and introduction was necessary if I am to build a respectable name on this dog-eat-dog site. Questions? Ask. Comments? Please.

Regards,
-Squatch
 #2 
Old 2009-01-15, 09:30
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Same place as r3vVy
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by squatch420
Not sure the appropriate forum to post this, so...this is my second totse registration. I've been an on/off reader for years (roughly 4yr) and have learned ALOT of stuff about things I shouldn't, so i'm jumping back in. I'm 19, from Tennessee. I'm (re)joining because I have various opinions on various subjects, and hopefully have some knowledge to contribute to return the favor, plus I just think this is a ballin' ass bbs. Just thought and introduction was necessary if I am to build a respectable name on this dog-eat-dog site. Questions? Ask. Comments? Please.

Regards,
-Squatch


If you know it's a dog eat dog site, why did you make such a faggoty thread? You're going to get ripped to shreds.

Go give us some real opinions in the real forums, no one cares who you are.
 #3 
Old 2009-01-15, 09:48
squatch420 squatch420 is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Just because dogs eat dogs does that mean I have to be immature and vulgar, making clever-ish remarks and implying no actual input at all? If so, go FUCK yourself, I am who I am. If no one cares, so be it I know shit gets harsh around here so let it fly totseans! I can also see why you think it was a "faggoty" post, due to the nature of 75% of people on this site, but i'm just informing the people of a new member to the community. That is all.
 #4 
Old 2009-01-15, 09:51
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Same place as r3vVy
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by squatch420
Just because dogs eat dogs does that mean I have to be immature and vulgar, making clever-ish remarks and implying no actual input at all? If so, go FUCK yourself, I am who I am. If no one cares, so be it I know shit gets harsh around here so let it fly totseans! I can also see why you think it was a "faggoty" post, due to the nature of 75% of people on this site, but i'm just informing the people of a new member to the community. That is all.


LOL. Nice try.
 #5 
Old 2009-01-15, 10:19
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where the buffalo roam
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lol, welcome (back apparently) to totse faggot. you didnt have to mention how u've been lurkin for years, as every single person whos ever registered on totse has been lurkin for years.

and feel free to 'contribute knowledge to return the favor' (that cracked me up, its totse, not NASA)

ps. the titans got pwned the ravens.
 #6 
Old 2009-01-15, 10:22
Pill Popper Pill Popper is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

ps. the titans got pwned the ravens.

Fucking this
 #7 
Old 2009-01-15, 10:33
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NSFW, Australia
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Welcome to the community :o

Here is a tip: never quote the entire first post. After all, every post is a reply to the first post.
 #8 
Old 2009-01-15, 10:49
squatch420 squatch420 is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Lol, NASA can suck it, and I don't care I really have learned alot of "underground" info. from &T. Props to the Ravens forreal they are some rowdy naggars, and we were off our game, but I still gotta rep TN and our 50yr old QB. Vince Young will revive us even if we're losing Haynesworth. FYI, I didn't quote my post that was Revvy.

Gonna catch some Z's

flipside.
 #9 
Old 2009-01-15, 10:52
uncle - phil uncle - phil is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

I remember when hello threads used to be suicide.

But I am not in support of flaming intelligent new members.

Welcome aboard, and you will never leave.
 #10 
Old 2009-01-15, 11:23
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Welcome... now just quit being a fag
 #11 
Old 2009-01-15, 11:38
uncle - phil uncle - phil is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Flaming n00bs, or "acolytes" is crucial to maintaining the special charecteristics, and qualities of Totse. If people remained the way they were before they came here, this site would be a useless, stupid faggot infested wasteland, like myspace, or whatever those things are called.

Flaming is a mold encompassing your identity, and personality, along with charecteristics, a form of mind control, is not stretching the truth even slightly.

The flaming encompasses you, painfully forcing your shape into one that will make you a benificial component to the populace of the BBS. If you can not aclimate to Totse, the mold, like a brittle substance, instead of a soft one, will shatter, and essentially destroy you.

This is why flaming of this n00b is necesary, no matter how guilty I feel about it. His post in my Australia thread made me realise this. What if all Totseans were like that? This site would be fucking useless.


Lets introduce him to the excruciatingly painfull mold, and flame the shit out of him, destroying him psychologically, alowing him to be re-built into a productive Totsean. He has potential to be a great Totsean, but, like getting initiated into a gang, we must brutally beat him, so he will be truly down for our site.
 #12 
Old 2009-01-15, 15:23
brotherinarms brotherinarms is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Hello don't go and get yourself ass raped now.
 #13 
Old 2009-01-15, 15:30
The Ace Of Spades1411 The Ace Of Spades1411 is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by squatch420
Just because dogs eat dogs does that mean I have to be immature and vulgar, making clever-ish remarks and implying no actual input at all? If so, go FUCK yourself, I am who I am. If no one cares, so be it I know shit gets harsh around here so let it fly totseans! I can also see why you think it was a "faggoty" post, due to the nature of 75% of people on this site, but i'm just informing the people of a new member to the community. That is all.


lol, if you've been on Totse, you should've seen this coming.
 #14 
Old 2009-01-15, 16:08
slippyfist slippyfist is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

You're a faggot, as well as every other guy in this thread who thinks they aren't a faggot, but they registered like yesterday. You guys are faggots.

Faggots.
 #15 
Old 2009-01-15, 21:48
Glendora Glendora is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

I started this grave, but...

http://www.murnane.org/digging.jpg

...you seem to be doing just fine digging it yourself. Nice and early too!
 #16 
Old 2009-01-15, 23:07
lemon cake lemon cake is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Do not ever introduce yourself... ever
 #17 
Old 2009-01-15, 23:22
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Belgium
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by lemon cake
Do not ever introduce yourself... ever


This...I don't even introduce myself in real life any more out of fear of what might happen...
 #18 
Old 2009-01-15, 23:24
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Ohio
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

This...I don't even introduce myself in real life any more out of fear of what might happen...

I lol'd.


Yeah now that you realized how much you fucked up go post on Noah's Ark to avoid being eaten alive and dodge the. "STFU Acolyte/New Arrival"


EDIT



Flaming n00bs, or "acolytes" is crucial to maintaining the special charecteristics, and qualities of Totse. If people remained the way they were before they came here, this site would be a useless, stupid faggot infested wasteland, like myspace, or whatever those things are called.

Flaming is a mold encompassing your identity, and personality, along with charecteristics, a form of mind control, is not stretching the truth even slightly.

The flaming encompasses you, painfully forcing your shape into one that will make you a benificial component to the populace of the BBS. If you can not aclimate to Totse, the mold, like a brittle substance, instead of a soft one, will shatter, and essentially destroy you.

This is why flaming of this n00b is necesary, no matter how guilty I feel about it. His post in my Australia thread made me realise this. What if all Totseans were like that? This site would be fucking useless.


Lets introduce him to the excruciatingly painfull mold, and flame the shit out of him, destroying him psychologically, alowing him to be re-built into a productive Totsean. He has potential to be a great Totsean, but, like getting initiated into a gang, we must brutally beat him, so he will be truly down for our site.


We know, now STFU Acolyte and don't complain, your just part of the system.
 #19 
Old 2009-01-15, 23:25
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

"sup gaiz am nĂ¼"

Faggot
 #20 
Old 2009-01-15, 23:29
New Arrival
 
the city of brotherly love
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

You need to get fucked. Why? I'm not sure. But that was what was said to me when I registered. So fuck you.
 #21 
Old 2009-01-16, 00:50
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Arkansas
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

When you are down, you will be encouraged to committ suicide. When you are up, you will be shot down, or told to gtfo. Conform to those who claim to be noncomformists and you'll do fine.
 #22 
Old 2009-01-16, 01:52
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Straya
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Guys I wouldn't mess with him, he has 420 in his name and so is obviously a hardcore drug dealer.
 #23 
Old 2009-01-16, 03:59
Chad from alltel Chad from alltel is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Uncle Phil was explaining to him, the origional postierre, why this brutal tactic is applied.

But why, why is teh totse like this?





















































































BECAUSE 60% OF THE FUCKING POSTERS, ARE ALIENS, LIVING IN UNDERGROUND BASES!!!!!!

iF YOU DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE ME, LOOK IT UP! LOOK AT WHAT THEY DO, HOW THEY TALK, WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE, WHERE THEY LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 #24 
Old 2009-01-16, 04:03
Chad from alltel Chad from alltel is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

People will quote me, and verify this, but those not in the loop will think it's a joke. It's not a fucking joke.

As a matter of fact, fuck Totse. If you believe what I'm writing, you may have a chance to get off, and lead a normal life.


Leave! Right now! And I am not an alien.
 #25 
Old 2009-01-16, 04:05
Acolyte
 
Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Welcome, newbie.
 #26 
Old 2009-01-16, 04:55
squatch420 squatch420 is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

I'm not scared to introduce myself, I don't give two fucks about getting flamed, it's harmless and generally amusing. I'm not the "suicide influenced by online bullies" type.

Thank you,

and go fuck yourselves. :)
 #27 
Old 2009-01-16, 04:57
squatch420 squatch420 is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by squatch420
I'm not scared to introduce myself, I don't give two fucks about getting flamed, it's harmless and generally amusing. I'm not the "suicide influenced by online bullies" type.

Thank you,

and go fuck yourselves. :)
 #28 
Old 2009-01-16, 04:59
celler_dweller celler_dweller is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

let the assraping commence
 #29 
Old 2009-01-16, 05:00
celler_dweller celler_dweller is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

i would never would of expected to see some shit like this here.
 #30 
Old 2009-01-16, 05:01
squatch420 squatch420 is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

I'm not scared to introduce myself, I don't give two fucks about getting flamed, it's harmless and generally amusing. I'm not the "suicide influenced by online bullies" type.

Thank you,

Thank you,

and FUCK you! :)
 #31 
Old 2009-01-16, 05:02
squatch420 squatch420 is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by squatch420
I'm not scared to introduce myself, I don't give two fucks about getting flamed, it's harmless and generally amusing. I'm not the "suicide influenced by online bullies" type.

Thank you,

Thank you,

and FUCK you! :)
 #32 
Old 2009-01-16, 05:10
Demonbell Demonbell is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Im surprised he's not commiting suicide yet.
What has happened to Totse?
 #33 
Old 2009-01-16, 05:19
Demonbell Demonbell is offline
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Im surprised he's not crying.
What's happening?
 #34 
Old 2009-01-16, 07:06
Scholar Scholar is offline
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Scholar approves of this thread :P.
 #35 
Old 2009-01-16, 07:11
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Straya
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Well it seems like a waste to join now.

lol pwnt
 #36 
Old 2009-01-16, 14:53
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=]
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Name's Taken
Well it seems like a waste to join now.

lol pwnt


LOL! Owned!
 #37 
Old 2009-01-16, 15:03
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Default Re: My introduction. New guy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by squatch420
Not sure the appropriate forum to post this, so...this is my second totse registration. I've been an on/off reader for years (roughly 4yr) and have learned ALOT of stuff about things I shouldn't, so i'm jumping back in. I'm 19, from Tennessee. I'm (re)joining because I have various opinions on various subjects, and hopefully have some knowledge to contribute to return the favor, plus I just think this is a ballin' ass bbs. Just thought and introduction was necessary if I am to build a respectable name on this dog-eat-dog site. Questions? Ask. Comments? Please.

Regards,
-Squatch




Welcome back, its not like it was 4 years ago though.
 
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