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Originally Posted by Chichi
Whoever follows the "Man Rules" or the "Guy Code" or what ever is a fucking faggot.
You do not put your male friends before your heterosexual desires. Ever.
Because that's gay.
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If you put a Bitch before a friend,
you mush have "Chronic Bitch Dependency "
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tch+dependency
Chronic Bitch Dependency (n.) - A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
Example from a film:
APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)