This week has been the greatest week of my life. i started uni classes on monday and i have done nothing but non stop partying. I have given up the rocker, sex, and drugs life for an education, but as I have found out this week the only thing I really gave up was the music part. Uni is the fucking best place to drink and make mad love in group orgies.
On monday me and a couple budday's, including a hot chick, stole somebody's golfing cart. We were driving it around the icy streets here doing power slides and drifting and stuff. This golf cart you see had a gas engine not one of those crappy electric types. Well on to the story. Once when we were sliding it there was a patch of concrete and the golf cart tires caught and the golf kart ended up rolling over. We just jumped off it and ran away leaving the cart in the middle of the street rolled over.
On tuesday i got a fifth of Captain Morgan and I randomly drove around looking for an amazing house party. Of course I was chugging the captain while driving. I ended up finding this house with people gathered around it. I parked my car and went over to them I screamed FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS as loud as I could. They told me to back the hell away and find somewhere else to go and act like a retard. So I did. I found this kickin' party where I ended up beating the hell out of some poor guy. He gave me a black eye, but I walked away with his girlfriend. We had mad crazy sex on my futon all night long.
Tonight I went with a couple people I met and we made pop bottle bombs, using foil and The Works, We strategically placed them all around a Frat house. They went off with the sound of 1000 M80's and the frat asshats came running around outside. It was hilarious. We went to the local Big Boy Restaurant, ate dinner, and then pulled the infamous dine and dash. It worked perfectly. That takes me up to where I am right now.

Now I am going to go to the local college bar and pick up another hot chick and have hot mad raging sex all night long until the sun comes up.

What an interesting life.

Is there a class I can take to be as bad ass as you? or should i just run head first into the wall a few times?

I drink alot, have the sex frequently, and never use drugs (unless you count caffeine from rum and cokes). The only times I hit my head are when I get so wasted on my birthdays that I cant stand up straight and fall down on the floor and proceed to hit my head fucking hard.

You will never be able to achieve my level of bad assness. I am teh pwnage of hardcore.

you just dont get it.

I'm going to start greeting people with "fuck yeah motherfuckers".

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That doesn't surprise me and most totseans man, sorry.

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Made me laugh.

I feel bad for whoever owned that damn golfcart. You probably just wrecked the most fun thing he had in his life:(

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Looks strangely like someone I know.
Loving all the bullshit 'I'm living the deam' threads in SG right now.