As you can tell, I don't like the car, but it gets me from point a to point b.
She's named the red bull, so I already put a giant red bull sticker on the back.
Basically I want this car to fail so hard its a win.
Like my best friends chevy caprice..... He spray painted it all back then put a huge batman symbol on the front.

Car: 2004 Ford Taurus
Engine: 3.0 V6 DOHC 24 Valve 200 HP
Wheel type: 16's
0-60: You dont want to know

A back up alarm would be the winningest of fail.

It's only like 20 bucks.... I might just put one of these in.

put skid rims on the non drive wheels.

Tire chains. In the summer.

Car: 2004 Ford Taurus
Engine: 3.0 V6 DOHC 24 Valve 200 HP
Wheel type: 16's
0-60: You dont want to know


This thing has 200 hp

fuck could have fooled me

my mothers taurus is a fucking slug compared to my impala and gets worse milage then my impala cosidering it has a 3.4 l in it

how in the hell were these things ever so popular


spray paint found on road dead on the hood

This thing has 200 hp

fuck could have fooled me

my mothers taurus is a fucking slug compared to my impala and gets worse milage then my impala cosidering it has a 3.4 l in it

how in the hell were these things ever so popular


spray paint found on road dead on the hood

It's pretty lulzworthy. Every time I pull up next to a nice car, I throw the red bull into neutral, and start revving, laughing my head off.

Pull the muffler off.

Put a trans am bird decal on the side and 77 on the sides.

Unbolt the exhaust at the manifolds and throw it all out.

Toss the interior except for the driver's seat.

Spray paint it all matte black and add some numbers and poorly down racing stripes.

Go out to the country and just beat the shit out of it. Get up to speed and veer off into some field, drift down the backroads, jump streams, etc.

The most badass car I ever saw was a sedan of some sort (I was too young to recognise what it actually was), with truck stacks and a crane hook & chain, jacked up really high at the back with duallys wrapped in copious snow chains, and a bigarse iron semi trailor roo bar out front, dog mesh tack welded over the windows, and the on part of it that wasn't bare sheet metal etched by rust to a reddish brown finish was where '22' had been slopped onto the side in white paint.

Go to a junkyard, get some letters off Ford cars that match the Taurus badge. The letters you need are C, L, and I. If anyone in the room is slow... CLITaurus.

Ahahaha that's awesome. Do it. :D

Paint it like a viking boat. This is what my friend is doing to his astra.

Just get some stick-on laminate, go down the sides, paint shields on it and paint the roof red and white. Do some nice celtic knotwork on the bonnet.

http://www.theplatelady.com/figurines2/viking-boat.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/Celtic-knot-insquare.svg/610px-Celtic-knot-insquare.svg.png

The Clitaurus idea is pretty fucking funny. I've seen an Austin Allegro changed to Austin All Aggro. Quite a few people in the south-east have this as a parody of the stupid nurburgring thing
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c323/vdubing1/IMG_4873.jpg

Cut the exhaust ahead of the cats. Install a Train horn. I'm pretty much out of ideas after that. Usually if you're looking to make a true failcar you want to start with something that is obscene/ridiculous (Think 70's-80's ford/mercury for the big category or like late 80's econos) rather than just gross like a newer Taurus.

Also: 150 shot of nitrous. You know you want to (Roast your engine).

FUCK! I KNOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk

FUCK! I KNOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk

They're illegal here.
:-(

Take piece of metal and weld it to the roof to make wings.

Take the hood off.

Tape pillows to the bumpers so you can lightly rear end/back into people and nothing will happen.

Attach these to the car: http://www.oculuspress.com/picture$512. get mad when people press them.

Flames on the side.

Install fake guns/bb guns on the fenders.

Put really big f-250 style side mirrors on it.

Truck lights. Everywhere.

Tin foil along body panels.

Install a tv in the back window so people behind you can watch tv and crash.

BlackBoard paint it so you can use chalk and write different things on it every day like the date or something (ITS 10PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE?).

Rhino Lining. All over.



Do it for epic lulz.

Take the hood off.

Tape pillows to the bumpers so you can lightly rear end/back into people and nothing will happen.

Flames on the side.

Put really big f-250 style side mirrors on it.

Truck lights. Everywhere.

Tin foil along body panels.

Install a tv in the back window so people behind you can watch tv and crash.

BlackBoard paint it so you can use chalk and write different things on it every day like the date or something (ITS 10PM, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE?).

Rhino Lining. All over.



I've seen all of those done. Sadly.

Instead of numbers, do &T

If thats not obvious enough, stick on a rubber vagina for good measure.

Flames on the side.


One side.

Fake missiles on the roof. Get a pvc pipe and attach a nose cone and fins.