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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2009-01-14, 21:48
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Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Today I went to a pharmacy close to my house. I needed to withdraw cash from my bank afterwards, but it was kind of late and the nearest bank is kinda far away. I turned around and saw a shady, generic ATM inside, so I said, fuck it, I need money nao. I inserted my card and saw the quantity list which you could withdraw. 100, 250, 300, 500, etc (pesos). Lolwut? 250? I just needed 200, so meh, I pressed 250 (it's strange to see that amount as an option). It gave me 500, and my account balance in the system had only fallen 250 pesos. I thought I had made a mistake.
Hmm, nevertheless I got curious and tried it again. Pressed 250 and bang! 500 came out again. Fuck it, I withdrew all my money, 250 by 250, and everytime I got 500. So now I've doubled my money at that thing. Woohoo.
The thing is, can I get caught? Consequences? I assume the error is physical or something, because the system registered that I took out only 250, but the machine handed me 500. I'm nervous, but I feel awesome at the same time because I think I've never had so much money in my hands. As far as I knew, there were no cameras and I am not sure if most ATMs have cameras themselves.
Give this lucky man serious responses, totse.
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#2
 2009-01-14, 21:55
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within the subliminal
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Put it back in the bank and repeat. I don't know about laws in Mexico, although it would'nt be your fault if you did'nt 'check how much it gave you'.
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#3
 2009-01-14, 21:57
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peu4001 
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Lol, you're going to jail. See you in 2-10 years.
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#4
 2009-01-14, 21:58
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
I didn't know they had banks in Mexico.
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#5
 2009-01-14, 21:58
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zuperxtreme 
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
You'll just have - that amount next month(if you get payed by month).
Happened to a friend here.
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#6
 2009-01-14, 22:01
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Thats pretty fucking cool dude. Congrats on your exploits, although it was probably a trap and your probably still poor.
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#7
 2009-01-14, 22:02
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
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Originally Posted by zuperxtreme
You'll just have - that amount next month(if you get payed by month).
Happened to a friend here.
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So what you mean is that by the end of the month when I get money at the bank, I can get double amount again? Or what I did was retrieve the "pay" from this month beforehand?
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#8
 2009-01-14, 22:05
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
I wouldn't worry about getting arrested. It's a known fact the only people that get arrested in Mexico are all on the border, and only go to jail/get sold into prostitution if they can't pay the bribe.
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#9
 2009-01-14, 22:08
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
I was withdrawing money from an ATM the other night to catch a taxi home.
There there was a $50 note lying there in the dispense slot of the machine. 
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#10
 2009-01-14, 22:32
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zuperxtreme 
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
So what you mean is that by the end of the month when I get money at the bank, I can get double amount again? Or what I did was retrieve the "pay" from this month beforehand?
If they notice the mistake, they'll just take from your bank account that extra you got.
So say you wanted 250, but the machine gave you 500, they'll withdraw that extra 250 from your account.
Multiply that times however many times you did it.
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#11
 2009-01-14, 22:36
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
If they notice the mistake, they'll just take from your bank account that extra you got.
So say you wanted 250, but the machine gave you 500, they'll withdraw that extra 250 from your account.
Multiply that times however many times you did it.
Fucking jews 
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#12
 2009-01-14, 22:49
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zuperxtreme 
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Fucking jews
Well, duh. Simple rule: You always lose.
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#13
 2009-01-14, 22:52
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
I've heard stories when atm's malfunction and random money just pops out. I guess the ATM was just going hay wire.
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#14
 2009-01-14, 22:59
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
They will eventually find out. Might aswell return it ATM's have cameras and they log there records.
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#15
 2009-01-14, 23:28
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Post pics or it didn't happen.
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#16
 2009-01-14, 23:32
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
I thought the OP meant he was having sex inside a bank. I took the "ATM" to mean "at the moment".
I need to get out more often...:(
Anyways, congrats on getting free money from the machine. I wouldn't of done that though. It seems like bad karma.
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#17
 2009-01-14, 23:58
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Keep hold of that money, they're going to want it back. I mean seriously don't spend a penny over more than what you were needing from it because they've got logs of every single penny that goes missing.
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#18
 2009-01-15, 00:10
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
I don't think the bank will come after you over $5
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#19
 2009-01-15, 00:15
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
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Originally Posted by Zay
I don't think the bank will come after you over $5
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what has totse come to when spics are flaming each other?
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#20
 2009-01-15, 00:38
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
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Originally Posted by Zay
I don't think the bank will come after you over $5
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Actually it's around $200 in dollars.
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#21
 2009-01-15, 02:17
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where the buffalo roam
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
LOL goddamn mexican bank machines.
anyways i say you make a new bank account at a new bank. and make sure it stays at 0 and forget about that bank account. that way they can never collect.
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#22
 2009-01-15, 02:53
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Demonbell 
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
What part of Mexico did this take place? because this happened to me a couple weeks back.
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#23
 2009-01-15, 02:57
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bullets cause cancer
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Actually it's around $200 in dollars.
Two hundred dollars? In dollars!?
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#24
 2009-01-15, 03:08
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
My father works at one of those companies that send armored cars around to fill up ATMs. What has most likely happened is the notes were loaded into the ATM the wrong way around, because ATMs can't tell the difference between them as such.
The bank knows exactly who you are because they know who owns the account. You won't get in trouble as such, just expect a bill from the bank soon saying you owe them money.
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#25
 2009-01-15, 07:02
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BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
If they notice the mistake, they'll just take from your bank account that extra you got.
So say you wanted 250, but the machine gave you 500, they'll withdraw that extra 250 from your account.
Multiply that times however many times you did it.
Well he has all his 'earnings' (winings?) in cash in his hot little hands right now.
So what is stopping him from closing his bank account tomorrow morning and open up another one with a rival bank, depositing his ill-gotten cash with them?
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#26
 2009-01-15, 08:43
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Same place as r3vVy
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
If you mistakenly drop a $50 note, will the bank refund you?
Of course not, so why should you cover up for their errors. Fucking cunts. If they don't want it to happen they should give their workers better pay/training or something.
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#27
 2009-01-15, 09:18
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
so you got like what.... $30 american?
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#28
 2009-01-15, 09:31
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Same place as r3vVy
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
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Originally Posted by Hit-The-Bong
so you got like what.... $30 american?
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[ ] New joke
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#29
 2009-01-15, 16:03
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Lol @ Americans mocking weak currencies.
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#30
 2009-01-15, 16:48
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
1). As far as I know, all ATMs have at least one camera to record your face, often more.
2). They definitely log everything that happens.
Now, considering this is Mexico, chances are they won't be arsed to pursue you over the 1.4$ extra you stole from them, and if they do, you can probably bribe them.
If you're paranoid, you can always cross the border and escape to Mex.. err I mean America.
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#31
 2009-01-15, 19:13
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Give this lucky man serious responses, totse.
Well, getting money you haven't earned is awesome, I know, but just to be safe you should go back there and destroy the ATM. Alright, here's my plan, eat a normal diet of lots of beans, but this time collect the farts in a big plastic bag, then when it's full take the bag to the ATM, tie it on, and attach a fuse and light it. Yes, brilliant.
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#32
 2009-01-15, 21:36
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Re: Getting lucky in a bank ATM
Well, getting money you haven't earned is awesome, I know, but just to be safe you should go back there and destroy the ATM. Alright, here's my plan, eat a normal diet of lots of beans, but this time collect the farts in a big plastic bag, then when it's full take the bag to the ATM, tie it on, and attach a fuse and light it. Yes, brilliant.
Lol.
I did hear, like one poster commented, that there's a chance the guys that put the money inside the ATM made a mistake and put the money differently. It's a physical error, so they should make the people that fill up the ATM pay for being stupid but pretty cool.
By the way I live in a city called Hermosillo, in the northern part of the country, in a state called Sonora which borders AZ, for whoever asked, too.
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