"So... How do I start this off..." This is the common phrase that comes to mind whenever I am talking to a girl. I try to be nice and treat them with respect but unfortunately to my dismay that does not get me into their pants.

I can't seem to bring it to the next level with most of my girls friends. I don't even know what the problem is. I'm unable to sexually attract girls. And no I'm not a homo.

I've asked the for the advise of my friends and they keep telling me about this game they play with the girls, but they never explain any rules or what the hell you even do in the game. So if you wouldn't mind explaining that to me as well I would be grateful.

What can I do to let girls know that I want their snatch and how do I know when they are interested?

or should I just slay some hood rats?

Its alrite man.. i guess i'm in a similiar situation. I'm not sure how old you are but i'm 16, all the sex i have had is with drunk girls/sluts/ugly chicks. But you know what i'm 16 and i mine as well get it out of my system now. Dude i never approach chicks like IRL i always either text/use myspace any way to avoid physical contact, and its pathetic but when you dont have much confidence thats how shit goes

^ dude textual relationships are not healthy. its weird that you are shy in person but suddenly some kind of socialite over msn/text

OP: try dialing down your standards, seriously if you have absolutely no standards anybody can get laid. barring that, be funnier, get a cool haircut, nice clothes. im not sayin its all about appearances but it really helps. also a car is like 9/10 of the law.

Just carpe diem, who dares wins you know, a couple bottles of bell's to loosen you up the just go "kiss kiss pussy cat" and go for the gash, i know it sounds like it makes you look like an arrogant prick but it works, so whos gives a fuck. Girls like confidence, ridiculous, disgusting quantities of it. And what's the worse that could happen? It's not like you got any gash as it is.

Lets me clarify, girls don't like arrogance, noone does, but nor do they like pussies, just prove your not a pussy and act like a MAN you are brad pit if you fucking act like it.

Ok so I need confidence and alchole.

How do you start a convo with a girl who doesn't go to parties and you only see her at school or work?

Find a common interest or point of view to have conversations about. Happy ones though. Unless they like to complain, of course.

I find the easiest way to 'break the ice' is to point something humorous out about the surroundings.

"That blah blah sort of reminds you of one of those blah bleh blahs."

Remember not to laugh at your own joke. That makes you look like a jackass. Smile a bit, or just simply radiate a good mood.

Panache, my friend.