Your going to call me a social retard and a failure but i'm going out on a "date" for the first time with this girl. We are going to this big mall i guess but we are hanging out for 5 hours. What the hell do i do? What do i talk about? i usually just ask a girl out she says yes and then we fuck and go to partys and shit together. Can anyone help me out?

Go to all the stores, talk about shit, if there is a movie theatre there, see a movie- make sure you have money.

yeah thats my plan. I just hope its not awkward when we have nothing to talk about, i just really want this girl to like me i want her to set me a part from other guys

Just do what you would when you think of a stereotypical mall date - find a movie that's playing that you both wouldn't mind seeing (discuss beforehand, while wandering around the mall), then take her to see the movie. after the movie, go get dinner somewhere. If all else fails, and you can't find anything to talk about, you both just saw a movie you can talk about/exchange opinions on.

unfortunatley its not that type of mall, its an outlet mall so a lot of clothes places and stuff. But she actually wants to shop so like if she wants something do i offer to buy it or let her pay?

You should definitely let her pay for the stuff that she wants. Its only the first date, so you shouldn't be buying her clothes. And if you did, she might end up taking advantage of you. She will like you for your wallet, not for the person you are. She's the one who wants to shop, so let her buy the clothes herself. The only thing you should be paying for is dinner or any other activity that you have planned.

So you ask a girl out, fuck her, party with her, but you think you're socially retarded? Does not compute..unless you're saying you don't know what to do with a girl besides fuck her/party with her?

There's a few things to do at a mall, I guess. People watch, make her laugh, get lunch/dinner together, etc. Just don't spend the whole time walking around in awkward silence.

Oh, and since she wants to do shopping and all that-don't pay for her clothes. Don't. It's only a first date, don't be pressured to treat her like a damn princess and spoil her. Let her pay for her own clothes, but if you want, pay for the lunch or something. But don't feel like you should pay for anything else.

So you ask a girl out, fuck her, party with her, but you think you're socially retarded? Does not compute..unless you're saying you don't know what to do with a girl besides fuck her/party with her?

There's a few things to do at a mall, I guess. People watch, make her laugh, get lunch/dinner together, etc. Just don't spend the whole time walking around in awkward silence.

Oh, and since she wants to do shopping and all that-don't pay for her clothes. Don't. It's only a first date, don't be pressured to treat her like a damn princess and spoil her. Let her pay for her own clothes, but if you want, pay for the lunch or something. But don't feel like you should pay for anything else.

He was just lying, because he obviously doesn't know shit. Why would you drop massive cash on the first date? That is common sense dude. She isn't expecting you to BUY her shit.

Hang around, go to the stores, go have a coffee and talk. Go to the movies, use your imagination.

Now, 5 hours... thats a fucking lot of a hangout for a fuck...

Go to the pet store and play with the dogs/cats. Make fun of the ugly animals like Mexican walking fish.

Go to one of those photo booths and have your photos taken in cheesy cliche Japanese poses, peace signs and all.

Go to the book store and see what books she's attracted to. (It's always nice to know you're in the presence of some one with good taste in books)

Watch a movie. "Slumdog Millionaire" is pretty fucking rad.

Go to an arcade, play her at air hockey/pool. Play some zombie gun games and dramatize it horribly. Act all manly and shit, tell her you'll protect her :).

Get icecream/fruit smoothies then sit down and chill. Watch people as they go by and talk about them.

Go to the supermarket and arrange all the vegetables into dicks, with balls and all.

Try on ridiculous clothes in a cheesy montage style. You need to do the strut and all.

I wish my ex wasn't such a prissy cunt who was too precious to do something embarrassing. Just have fun man. Don't worry about looking cool.

i just really want this girl to like me

You can't make others like you.

Either they do or they don't.

actually, this.

Do what Arquin said.

dont be too chivalrious in that you HAVE to pay for everything. but everything pretty much as been covered. i just wanted to add, that photobooth idea is really cheesy.

Arquin is right, don't be overly serious.
Dates are supposed to be relaxed and enjoyed.
If she has fun then youll be able to take her out again, so just chill.

i just wanted to add, that photobooth idea is really cheesy.

Haha yup. Chicks love photos. I don't understand the attraction to it. She will dig it, I promise. Then tell her you want her to put it x place so everything she looks at it she'll think about you. CHEEESY.

Also, cameras are GREAT for dates. You can do funny shit ANY WHERE if it's for a photo.

I really don't get why people seem to be going to the malls "for fun".

I mean, what do you do? Shop for stuff? How is that exciting? Walk aimlessly? Walking in the streets sounds more fun.

Why not just go shoot some pool or do something entertaining instead?

My mall has pool + a long street of shops near by.

Plus its pretty fun to go into thrift stores and buy funky/retro yet extraordinarily cheap clothing.

My mall has pool + a long street of shops near by.

Plus its pretty fun to go into thrift stores and buy funky/retro yet extraordinarily cheap clothing.

Heh, maybe you guys have different malls to the ones we do.

All ours have for what I know is a few crappy food outlets, and lots and lots of your typical designer shops. Maybe a few shops selling electronics and toys, but that's about it. No extraordinary or unusual stuff.

Hate to admit it, but this. Arcading w/zombie games/movies/people watching is how I got closer to my s/o. It was cheesy as hell but refreshingly fun. Probably the best of the dates I've been on.