So I was with my girlfriend last night and we were fooling around and I asked her if she would give me an angry blue bird of death. I've personally only gotten one before, and I liked it a lot. I always thought most girls would do this before they would have sex, but not with my girlfriend: she said it's kinda gross and she really doesn't want to. I'm hoping I can convince her on my birthday next week, but I'm just curious: what is your opinion of giving/getting angry blue birds of death?

It would help if you explained what they are.

This.

I'd rather get a blankooie to be honest with you.

Blankooies are awesome. Prefer getting to giving though. :o

It would help if you explained what they are.

You can't be serious.

I have no idea what either one is.

How can you not know what a blankooie is? Seriously, how old are you?

Someone needs to get out more.

Some people need to hurry the fuck up and say what it is and stop being immature attention whores.

Theres different names for things in different areas of the country. Soft drink,pop, etc...etc... sluts

Neither of those "sexual acts" are defined on urbandictionary.com.

So, I'm callin' troll.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that would require you to stop pretending to be surprised when someone doesn't know what an angry blue bird of death is. You know, besides someone's username.

so liek i totally jeff hunter'd this hot bird last week

Totse has changed quite a bit in the last 5 months.

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2150866&highlight=blankooie

hhahaa yall got trolled

Ever had a bankock balloon fight? THOSE are worth bragging about!...

Angry blue bird of death is a totse poster. No I would not give them to anybody.

Edit: blankooie is also a totse poster. So.... no.

hhahaa yall got trolled

Not funny at all.:(

Jesus Christ you guys are fucking retarded... I never thought people could be so easily trolled...

Good Job :p

Agent 008, i saw that write up on the front page about hell.

I thought it was well written.

However, when trying to sound more intelligent than you actually are, avoid using "irreguardless," for it isn't a real word, much like what we are discussing here.

Heh, thanks. Didn't realise people still read those.

And there's a goddamn spelling mistake in the title as well.

At least I can use the fact that English is my second language as an excuse. :o

That is wetback, shit-skin talk.

I love getting angry blue birds of death but I hate giving them cuz every time I do I smell like garlic for a week!