so that was an eventfull evening.
Last night is my last night in the city, and my gay buddy wants me to hang out with him. I haven't seen him in like 4 months so of course i agree.

Well, we're at his place, getting drunk, watching Star Wars episode 5 and we're both talking about how we both need to get laid, him by a gay guy and me by a straight women. Well we get more drunk and we realise something is going to happen between us.

well at some point we start making out, to make it easier, and thank god he's a receiver and just a nice guy, so he sucked me off a bit, i didnt have to do anything to him, thank god. So he's sucking me off, and I'm not going to nut, so now he wants me to fuck him in the ass.

hmm. the ass.
never done anal before, even with a woman.

So I fucked my friend in the ass.

it wasn't that good, ended up stopping like 4 minutes in. tried to jerk of and get jerked off. never came. guess that means Im straight.

k.

So I fucked my friend in the ass.

guess that means Im straight.


Contradiction much?

You would have came if you didn't pull out you pussy.

Well the fact that you tried to have gay sex makes you gay

yea man. You tried it and didn't like it. I'd say you were straight.

If you try Whiskey and don't like it, that doesn't make you a Whiskey drinker.
Just as trying gay sex and not liking it doesn't make you gay.

I don't think it makes you gay yet, even if you didn't come

I think the question is 'would you do it again' - this at least opens the possibility of bisexuality, if not homosexuality

Ok, you're a good poster. Why are you trolling?

you think I'm a good poster?

how sweet.


And yeah, I'm not trolling, me and a gay buddy did have sex.
we were both lonely and hungry for affection. and drunk. Shit just progressed, and i certainly didn't make any moves to stop it.

I thought you were a lesbian when I read the thread title ... Awkibo is a bit of a girly name...

Although if you try whiskey and don't like it, that makes you very gay.

Don't be preoccupied by phrases such as "gay" or "straight", and certainly don't think you have to be one or the other.

Just chill - do what you want to, with who you want to.

Provided they consent and are of a reasonable age (12?), of course.

-deus-

It isn't the blow job or the anal sex that gives us a clue to your gayness or not. Like it doth say in Scripture, by these signs shalt ye know them..

It all depends on whether you watched Star Trek on:

VHS = straight as a laser and +5 cool points

DVD = straight

TV (terr) = straight but lame

TV (sat) =straight but sad, and if you have the Sport and Movie Channels then you're either a Redneck or Bisexual.

PC = straight very much a lot.

Mac = GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY . If it was an Air Mac then you're KING OF THE ARSE BANDITS and also have tooo much fucking money!

btw if you happened to watch it on Betamax then you're straight and its +10 cool points.

What if you haven't watched Star Trek?

I remember a time when this kinda thread would be full or replies of nothing but "fag."
Oh well, mazel tov I guess.

you think I'm a good poster?

how sweet.



Awkibo is one of my fav posters too!


Did you even use a condom? What if u got aids?

Mazel tov everything.

When are you gonna fuck your sister?

Awkibo is one of my fav posters too!


Did you even use a condom? What if u got aids?


hehe, i feel so popular.
But yeah. I didn't use a condom, but i reckon that I'll be ok.

never, it's my sister.

never, it's my sister.

Come on, live a little.

guess that means Im straight.

of course it does

Mazel tov everything.

http://www.totse.com/community/images/icons/icon14.gif

never, it's my sister.

You'll fuck a guy but not your hot sister? Fag. I got dibs then.

You'll fuck a guy but not your hot sister? Fag. I got dibs then.

haha, yeah good luck with that.

My sister wants to fuck me, i just deny her. She even wrote a poem for school she let me read, was all about how she wanted to have sex with me but couldn't.

Well, I don't think that being gay necessarily entails one to have gay sex. Saying as much is to say that a fat virgin slob is unsure of his orientation just because he hasn't had sex. Orientation is something that is within ourselves and static.

Anyways, what's this of a hot, incestuous sister?! Just kidding. Don't do it. Sibling are people who will, for the most part, be with you for the entirety of your life. Don't do something you may regret, because its ominous shadow will loom over you forever.

Orientation is something that is within ourselves and static.


Wrong. Orientation is not static.

Nice.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

haha just kidding.

Although if you try whiskey and don't like it, that makes you very gay.

we think alike

Fucking a dude in the ass may or may not make you gay but making out with another man; gay.

Also, another clue to your gayness would be calling it episode 5 instead of empire strikes back.

My sister wants to fuck me, i just deny her.

You sure you're not gay?

She even wrote a poem for school she let me read, was all about how she wanted to have sex with me but couldn't.
Post it here.




Anyways, what's this of a hot, incestuous sister?! Just do it.

I agree 100%

Wrong. Orientation is not static.

I meant to interject "for the most part" somewhere in there. Sorry. But a mature adult's orientation cannot be switched like a flip. People like Ted Haggard are full of shit. Certainly, maybe while in early infancy and childhood things like experiences and environment can shape our orientation, but for the most part, at least in adults anyways, orientation is static.

http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg

Mazel tov everything.

i laughed so hard i almost pissed myself


Also, be a totse hero. If you sister wants to fuck you, at the VERY LEAST get her to give you a whole bunch of nude pics which you then donate to totse.

Also, be an totse hero.

Fix'd

Take no notice of the 'you're gay', 'you're ___ ' stuff. Sexual orientation really doesn't matter and most people don't *actually* know anyway.


I would get checked out as you didn't use a condom.

http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/1586/aidsinafricaki1.jpg

he's clean, though i guess i should be tested anyways.

This thread is funny. I look at sexual orientation like it is a spectrum. Instead of just black or white there is a gray area in between. Very few people are at the very end of the spectrum, and if they are, they are probably very insecure and not fun to be around!

I still don't think I would ever do what you did even if I was drunk though!

Don't be preoccupied by phrases such as "gay" or "straight", and certainly don't think you have to be one or the other.

Just chill - do what you want to, with who you want to.

-deus-

This. And I must say that I find it very attractive that you were open enough to give it a go.

This. And I must say that I find it very attractive that you were open enough to give it a go.

well thanks. I'm not really phased by much, can thank the internet and cable television for that.

wanna meet up? We're both Canadians. :o

by definition you arent homosexual, to be exact (sexually attracted to members of your own sex), but me personally i dont think i could have a guy blow me and later have anal sex with him after having a few drinks and watching star wars. i fucking hate star wars.

but hey maybe you're just a really good friend.

he's clean, though i guess i should be tested anyways.

You need to wait 6 months though to make sure the test is accurate.

You need to wait 6 months though to make sure the test is accurate.

that's just for the AIDS, and I'm pretty damn sure he doesn't have it.

Always could be wrong though.

I doubt he's trolling, Awkibo has talked about being bisexual on here in the past. Guess you found out it wasn't all you expected it to be.

I don't think I did do that...
I mean, i have my viewpoints on bi sexuality,pretty open about it. But yeah, up until then i thought i was just one of those people who are just straight.

It is obviously time for the voice of experience to speak up.

Gay/straight is not digital--it is analog--that is, it is a spectrum of feelings and preferences.

That said, "making out" with another of the same sex is far more gay than actually having sex. Many men doing hard time in prison regularly fuck or get fucked by other men--upon getting out, they return to having sex exclusively with women.

I once had a girlfriend who was gay, and we had awesome sex. As she put it, she was 99% gay, and I accounted for the other 1 %.

"Got poop?"

I wouldn't however, I found myself completely obsessed for one of my best friends for about 6 weeks, I had no idea why and I didn't want any gay fun with him...yeah it's weird haha.