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 #1 
Old 2009-01-09, 03:53
uncle_phil uncle_phil is offline
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What places are the most profitable, and easiest to rob? I really thought my craigslist thing was a good idea, and I was close to doing it without posting.

I thought their might be a large amount of money in payday loan stores.
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Old 2009-01-09, 03:58
Shit for Brains Shit for Brains is offline
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Now I see why 80% of the jails are full of NiGGERs.. What a world..
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Old 2009-01-09, 04:24
uncle_phil uncle_phil is offline
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Its because of a conspiracy, not racial traits. The CIA piloted "Air America" to bring drugs, not bud, drugs into america.

Fuck the hells angels.

Fuck set tripping, and colors.

Ride for your race, its brown vs white.
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Old 2009-01-09, 07:04
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you are perhaps quite well informed, but committing murder is no laughing matter...you sick son of a bitch.
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Old 2009-01-09, 07:18
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A lot of pay day loan places have bulletproof glass...however they do usually have a decent amount of cash. If you could find one w/o the glass then go for it. Case the place out, find out when there's only 1 employee there, get that money.
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Old 2009-01-09, 08:29
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The thing that always boggled me is why people insist on trying to rob banks, check cashing stores, payday loan stores, etc. These places know they're targets, and so they've invested in heavy levels of security. Alarm trigger buttons under the counter or on the floor, private signals that tellers are being robbed, excellent camera systems and guards. I know the profits might be higher, but why not go to places no one would normally think of robbing? An antique store, a pool supply shop, the hibachi restaurant down the street? All these places will have minimal security at best, and still provide a profit in the low hundreds. Considering average bank robberies never get more than a couple thousand, it doesn't seem like the profits are equal to the risk.
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Old 2009-01-10, 22:31
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The thing that always boggled me is why people insist on trying to rob banks, check cashing stores, payday loan stores, etc. These places know they're targets, and so they've invested in heavy levels of security. Alarm trigger buttons under the counter or on the floor, private signals that tellers are being robbed, excellent camera systems and guards. I know the profits might be higher, but why not go to places no one would normally think of robbing? An antique store, a pool supply shop, the hibachi restaurant down the street? All these places will have minimal security at best, and still provide a profit in the low hundreds. Considering average bank robberies never get more than a couple thousand, it doesn't seem like the profits are equal to the risk.


Because it's obviously much cooler to rob a bank, get a few measly thousand and then get shipped off to con college within two weeks.
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Old 2009-01-11, 02:54
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Now I see why 80% of the jails are full of NiGGERs.. What a world..




No shit right Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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Old 2009-01-11, 05:11
uncle_phil uncle_phil is offline
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A lot of pay day loan places have bulletproof glass...however they do usually have a decent amount of cash. If you could find one w/o the glass then go for it. Case the place out, find out when there's only 1 employee there, get that money.


I had no idea there were alarms on the floor.

Let me rephrase the question. What places would be easier targets, but have excess of $10,000?
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Old 2009-01-11, 13:55
stdismas stdismas is offline
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I don't know about $10K, but you could always find local stores that make nightly deposits of the day's profits at a nearby bank. I've worked at a couple different ones where the manager would bag it up, drive to the bank and use the night deposit drawer outside the building. You could observe their patterns every night for a month or so, checking if they go alone, along the same route, at the same time, etc. Possibly catch them out in the parking lot and rob them of the bag. Go on the weekend or during a major shopping holiday to maximize your profit.

You could even invest a couple hundred in a magnet-mounted covert vehicle tracker, hide it under their car, and let it do the tracking for you so the manager won't get suspicious. I can personally recommend the LandAirSea Tracking Key (http://www.landairsea.com/gps-tracking-key.html), it's relatively cheap and works perfectly, I've owned and used one for a couple years with no problems. (It's not a real-time tracker, though, you have to retrieve it physically and download the info.)

And of course, there's always people that just don't trust banks, or are hiding some of their profits from the IRS. I used to work for a locksmith that kept thousands of dollars in an office safe in his small shop, and didn't have any other real security. (Even the cameras and alarm system he had were all fake.) Business was slow enough, a couple of guys coming in with guns could easily get someone like that to open the safe and empty it.
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Old 2009-01-11, 14:04
soro_one soro_one is offline
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Don't rob upstanding members of society. No it's not a moral's thing I don't give a fuck about anyone really. BUT, judges look at crimes against normal everyday people, breaking into stores, homes etc.. VERY bad, it's their job to protect society from people with no regards to the innocent and just do it without thinking twice. The more you think about how you could get caught doing some certain crime and how much time it holds you figure it out.

The judge said to me that people think of their home as a sanctuary they can be safe from the troubles of everyday society. When a criminal targets innocent people's house and has no regard for their feelings or safety when they continue to break into their home after seeing they are in it, that person does not belong in soceity. AKA you will get years for store robberies and breaking into normal people's houses. Good thing the cops found guns and big bags of weed and pills in the house so they didn't look like poor little victims.

Anyways, what i'm trying to say is ROB CRIMINALS. Cops don't offer them protection. Even if they did they wouldn't want to go to police. Plus the pay off is almost always better. Think about it what fuckin store will have $10,000+ anything over let's say $1000 (bank or cheque cashing place) will be in the safe and you won't get it anyways. So let's see, armed robbery (maximum sentance is life, look it up.) possession of a firearm ( 5 years) most likely possession of a stolen firearm, operating a firearm without a license, possession of a firearm with the serial number removed, if you have a mask on (which you should) that just so happens to be a charge too, concealing face with a mask or disguise with intent to commit an offence. Probably could throw in fleeing from police and resisting arrest in there too.

Add all that up plus previous offences, if your on probation etc.. at the time your going down for a good 10-15 years for $1000 you didn't even get to spend.

Let's say you find a drug dealer who sells coke, oh he has back up, bucks guns gangster fo lyfe blah blah fuckin blah. Yeah yeah, wait until he's alone walk up behind him and fracture his fuckin skull with a crowbar and throw him in your trunk. The object is to torture everything he has of value out of him. Your not just getting the drugs, your getting his whole stash of drugs, his guns, his jewllery, his gadgets, his stashed money, all the money that's in his bank account, credit cards, cell phones, clothes fucking everything. And if you know what your doing eventually he'll give it to you.

And he won't say shit to the cops. If he's looking for revenge (he probably will be) you have enough to dissapear anyways.

There's also meth labs, MDMA labs, grow ops, stash houses, money houses, whore houses etc.. All are good to rob. All are ridiculously good payouts too. Sure there's a risk but that's life. Just don't go robbing fuckin banks n shit like an idiot.
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Old 2009-01-12, 01:00
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I have a quote some of you should read. It's in regards to making many small time robberies as opposed to going for the "one big score". It comes from a book called "Where the money is" written by FBI Special Agent William J. Rehder.


Hey, kid, nobody robs just one bank. You do it once and you're gonna keep robbing banks until you're caught or killed. Even if we catch you the first time, when you get out of the joint you're gonna rob another one sooner or later. It's like an addiction, see? Look, you spend forty-five seconds in a bank and what do you get? A thousand, two thousand, maybe even fifty thousand if you've got the stones and you know what you're doing. It's more money than any of these shitheels has ever seen at one time in his whole miserable fucking life. And when he pisses that money away, what's he gonna do then? Get a job? Bust his ass to pull down ninety fucking cents an hour, before taxes? Shit no. He's gonna rob another fucking bank is what he's gonna do. Nobody robs just one.
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Old 2009-01-12, 07:34
stdismas stdismas is offline
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It's the Pringles of crime!
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Old 2009-01-12, 08:00
uncle_phil uncle_phil is offline
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I would rather torture a fed, then a dealer.

Now, ironically, the next block over, north of my house, I know every single house on the entire block is selling glass, weed, and possibly crack, or coke. The problem? I am cool with all the dope dealers, and gang bangers, plus I respect those types of people. However, the house who's backyard is against mine, the people there have beef. The house isn't shit, but they drive a newer SUV. I also don't see them go to work.

Problem? I never see customers in their driveway. At least 5 houses have driveways that are like drive throughs, with cars that don't belong in that neighborhood going through.

Also, all I have is a .38 right now.

Also, the company I want to target has opened the safe during business hours to cash a big check, they took a long time to open it, and were shivering in fear in the process. It was concealed in what looked like a cabinet.

If time locked, I would have to make sure no buttons pushed while waiting. I beleive it was around 6pm, and I want to do this about 6:30.
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Old 2009-01-13, 20:24
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I don't know about $10K, but you could always find local stores that make nightly deposits of the day's profits at a nearby bank. I've worked at a couple different ones where the manager would bag it up, drive to the bank and use the night deposit drawer outside the building.

Most places, barring convenience stores and small "ma and pa" shops, have the Brinks or Loomis Fargo trucks come by and take profits and whatnot, and those motherfuckers are armed.

Odds are you'll case a store and find out their funds are being taken away by an armored car.

No dice.

What you said about the locksmith was interesting though.

And as someone else pointed out, just rob a place that noone expects you to rob, like the chinese buffet or a CVS or something.
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Old 2009-01-14, 02:57
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It's the Pringles of crime!


Yes but the point is not that you can't stop as much as it is that eventually you will get caught because can't stop.
It's not even question of if. It's just a matter of when.

The only way to combat this effect is to reduce the amount of times you do work.
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Old 2009-01-14, 04:08
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Which brings the OP back to wanting to do one for $10,000, or up.
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Old 2009-01-14, 05:31
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He already knows the answer from his other thread about check cashing.
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Old 2009-01-14, 08:05
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Get 4 guys together in tactical gear and mp5s using army hand signals etc so ppl cant hear your voice and rob the 7-11. Blanket up the windows in paper sheets and lock the front door stick a sign outside the door saying closed for renovations.;)
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Old 2009-01-14, 08:36
uncle-phil uncle-phil is offline
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^The navy MP5's would be worth more then the $50.00 in the register.
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Old 2009-01-14, 11:36
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Rob an armored car. Wait for the guy to come out with the money, and when he opens the door, bam, then hit the guy in the car too. Steal the car, money, and ditch it in the woods. I saw this on a discovery channel or something where they got around 13 armored cars before the thieves got caught.
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Old 2009-01-14, 20:14
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Rob an armored car. Wait for the guy to come out with the money, and when he opens the door, bam, then hit the guy in the car too. Steal the car, money, and ditch it in the woods. I saw this on a discovery channel or something where they got around 13 armored cars before the thieves got caught.


Great way to get shot.
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Old 2009-01-14, 22:25
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I had no idea there were alarms on the floor.

Let me rephrase the question. What places would be easier targets, but have excess of $10,000?

Honestly, the best place I've seen to rob would be a CostCo (people drop $500-1000 at CostCo like its nothing), a metal recycling center (I've seen them give out in excess of $5000 in one transaction before), a small casino (with a group of people), a busy restaurant right after the lunch rush.

Your best bet for getting a LOT of money in one go (possibly over $1,000,000) would be to get a group of trust worthy, but ultimately disposable people, some good guns (think assault rifles, not your dads hunting rifle). Get this group together, and have them case a fairly busy bank. Not one that is huge and down-town with tons of security... one out in the suburbs, but with a fairly decent sized bank.

Now, get a generic white van, put the license plates on bar magnets and then roll to the bank with your group and when you get there (before you end up on camera) take the plates off the van and then wait for an armored truck to pull up... this truck is either delivering money or taking money from the bank. There will be two people in the front of the van, armed of course, and up to 4 in the back of the van. Since these men are armed, they are free game to shoot if need be, but a peaceful restraint is your best bet.

You just need to roll up on their truck and storm it, shoot any motherfucker that puts up a fight, and then QUICKLY load your van up with the money.

Now heres the good part, you need a garage no more than a mile from the bank you just robbed... one with an automatic door opener preferably, and stash the van in this "random" garage... it has to look totally ordinary when the door is shut, showing no trace that the van is there or anywhere in that neighborhood. You're going to paint this van a different color, switch the plates, and then when the other fools aren't looking, cap them all. Take all your money, put it into plastic bags, wrap the bags with plastic wrap, then put that into a bigger plastic bag.

Now, you're going to bury this money for a few years. You're also going to have to bury or dispose of your fellow now-dead robbers... because bodies are a bad thing to leave around.

In a few years, come back and get your money, but don't spend it on anything over $1000. No new cars, no fancy clothes, no new house... rent an apartment, get a car off Craigslist, and then divide your money up into parcels... I'd say break them up into parcels of $10,000 each, and bury them in various locations, with no rhyme or reason between each dig site, so as to not follow a pattern.

This is to ensure that even if this DOES come back to haunt you, they won't get their money back... or at least not all of it. And if you ever get out of prison you'll have some retirement money.
 
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