.......and so far it is a bit disappointing.

All I've eaten, for three meals a day, is beetroot in an attempt to turn myself purple. I mean, my poo is bright purple, but so far no skin pigmentation changes.

Anyone know how long it takes
a) to turn yourself purple using nothing but beetroot, and
b) how long it takes to turn back normal?

If it takes too much longer, I'll probably get bored and give it up.

Lol45

It will probably take much longer than that.

You might want to try a purple dragonfruit. I once ate one of those, and it immediately turned my piss and shit purple for a few days. Perhaps if you bought a ton of those, you'd have a better chance of turning purple and faster.

i think you would die of malnutrition first before you turn purple lol

i would really like to see pics if it works

You need more http://tinyurl.com/9jpgml

Tie off all your limbs.



They should turn purple in a matter of minutes.

This is the first thread I've seen in SG that physically made me lol in quite some time.

I'd switch to carrots and go for orange instead. I saw on an episode of the magic school bus that it turns you orange quick.

Or continue eating the beetroot and eat some carrots as well.
Orange + purple = omg new colour!

yeah everyone fucking saw that, cock swallower. and i think they even explain in the episode how how fast he turned orange was exaggerated for tv and it really takes several weeks of eating a lot of fucking carrots. and even then it may be hard to distinguish between "OMG IM ORANGE!" and just having a fake tan as most sluts do these days.

You need more http://tinyurl.com/9jpgml

There really is a drink called Purple Drank here (Mississippi), and like the tagline says, its like a blunt in a can.

yeah everyone fucking saw that, cock swallower. and i think they even explain in the episode how how fast he turned orange was exaggerated for tv and it really takes several weeks of eating a lot of fucking carrots. and even then it may be hard to distinguish between "OMG IM ORANGE!" and just having a fake tan as most sluts do these days.

Why are you being so hostile to her? Relax...

Orange + purple =

That's brown. Knowing how americans have a slight disdain for that color, just choose one. By the way, I doubt your skin will actually turn purple. You are not a godamn flamingo man.

That's brown. Knowing how americans have a slight disdain for that color, just choose one. By the way, I doubt your skin will actually turn purple. You are not a godamn flamingo man.

lol..

That's brown.
Yes, thanks very much for pointing that out to everybody without a preschool education.

Maybe thats why black people don't like mayonnaise, the fear of turning white

Beetroot is burgandy red...

Drink water laced with silver. Youll end up with a mostly harmless form of dermatitis/argyeria, where your skin will be blue.

Like this man:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa2OpNTX9Ck

Lol, papa smurf.

Haha, first thing I thought of when I read the OP.

Though, if I remember right, they said it was severely exaggerated, and would take a long time and lots of carrots.

Like the other guy said, you might just look like one of those bitches with the shitty fake tans.

thats just pure awesome

Drink colloidial silver lol.

I've always wanted to find out exactly how many grapes it takes to become constipated...

What about that guy on 'Maury Povich' who turned himself blue from eating...???.. Did anyone else see this haha
But I thin the effects last a long time,.
They have to seep ,and show up out through the skin.

Why don't you just get some industrial dye? It'd be a "better" idea than denying yourself of the nutrients that you need and just eating purple food. Besides, you could just lie to everyone and tell them it's because you've eaten beetroot.

.......and so far it is a bit disappointing.

All I've eaten, for three meals a day, is beetroot in an attempt to turn myself purple. I mean, my poo is bright purple, but so far no skin pigmentation changes.





Pics please

^ You sick fuck

post pics of your purple shit

I'd switch to carrots and go for orange instead. I saw on an episode of the magic school bus that it turns you orange quick.

http://www-tc.pbs.org/kcet/wiredscience/blogs/Magic-School-Bus.jpg

That was some hardcore shit.

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