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 #1 
Old 2009-01-08, 14:59
brotherinarms brotherinarms is offline
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Default Should I be concerned.

I swallowed a bobby pin the other day should I be concerned about anything bad happing? I haven’t really been feeling under the weather but I just want to know if there could be any side effects.
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Old 2009-01-08, 15:08
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Well, it's a piece of metal and I doubt your body will be able to metabolize it... so I guess that's not good...

but then again there are crazy people that eat glass and shit...
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Old 2009-01-08, 15:10
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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Bloodydiaperman survived, I am sure you will too.
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Old 2009-01-08, 15:17
brotherinarms brotherinarms is offline
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Im just worried about it cutting up my asshole
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Old 2009-01-08, 15:21
CotDeath CotDeath is offline
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How did you manage to eat it, out of interest?
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Old 2009-01-08, 15:22
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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I'd be worried about someone closing your thread before you get help.
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Old 2009-01-08, 15:30
brotherinarms brotherinarms is offline
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Originally Posted by CotDeath
How did you manage to eat it, out of interest?


I was laying in my bed and my girlfriend was doing her hair she put a bobby pin on my lip and i got up when she asked if she could have it back but i got up to fast and i swallowed it whole.
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Old 2009-01-08, 15:53
STOP TALKING GARBAGE STOP TALKING GARBAGE is offline
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your gf sounds like a cunt, and should be slapped

CUT THAT BITCH UP
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Old 2009-01-08, 16:18
CotDeath CotDeath is offline
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Originally Posted by STOP TALKING GARBAGE
your gf sounds like a cunt, and should be slapped

CUT THAT BITCH UP


I'm afraid this would seem to be the only responsible thing to do.
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Old 2009-01-08, 16:31
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General rules of swallowing foreign objects:

Of you start shitting blood, or your shit looks darker then normal, see a doctor.

If you start getting abdominal pains or cramps, see a doctor.

You should probably see a doctor either way.

If you don't shit it out it could really fuck you over.
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Old 2009-01-08, 16:35
Aquabania Aquabania is offline
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you need to swallow another, bigger, bobby pin

the bobby pins will duel in your belly

they will both be destroyed and you will live a healthy fulfilling life
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Old 2009-01-08, 16:40
brotherinarms brotherinarms is offline
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Originally Posted by STOP TALKING GARBAGE
your gf sounds like a cunt, and should be slapped

CUT THAT BITCH UP


She isn't a cunt in the slightest im actually really happy with her.
 #13 
Old 2009-01-08, 16:42
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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Every thread that mentions a girlfriend should be accompanied with a picture.
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Old 2009-01-08, 16:55
slippyfist slippyfist is offline
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I knew a guy who swallowed a toothpick and it stabbed him in his rectum and he almost died.

Like on House.
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Old 2009-01-08, 17:12
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Aquabania
you need to swallow another, bigger, bobby pin

the bobby pins will duel in your belly

they will both be destroyed and you will live a healthy fulfilling life


Not if one is much bigger than the other.
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Old 2009-01-08, 17:21
dark_rider_666 dark_rider_666 is offline
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I would go see a doctor, or more simply, go through your poop and see if you shit it out, it might get stuck somewhere, if it goes through the intestine sideways, be prepared for trouble, depending on the size.
 #17 
Old 2009-01-08, 17:56
Von Bass Von Bass is offline
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You're going to be pretty lucky if it doesn't stab you somewhere through the various internal sphincters, and the last one you happen to know about. It just has to lodge the wrong way round in your intestine and you to lie down in an unfortunate fashion for you to end up with a few holes in you...

Give it a week, follow xxombies advice.
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Old 2009-01-08, 18:29
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Assuming that you swallowed a closed bobby pin, you're probably gonna be fine. It'll pass through one of your stools within a day. If you want to be sure, consult a doctor about getting an x-ray done on your abdomen.
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Old 2009-01-08, 23:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherinarms
I swallowed a bobby pin the other day should I be concerned about anything bad happing? I haven’t really been feeling under the weather but I just want to know if there could be any side effects.




You should be fine, you might feel some pain but if it goes away in a day or two you should be good. If pain increases consult a medical adviser.
 #20 
Old 2009-01-08, 23:28
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Of course you should be concerned. Now you're going to have a bobby-pin lodged in your ass-pipe! That's gotta hurt like fucking hell!
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Old 2009-01-08, 23:31
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every thread that mentions a girlfriend should be accompanied with a picture.

i think we have a winnar!!

10,000 e-points
 #22 
Old 2009-01-12, 15:01
brotherinarms brotherinarms is offline
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So I think it finally came out and my only reason for thinking so is the fact that i had a bit of blood in my shit. It didn't hurt as much as i thought it was going to but im pretty sure its out. If theres blood in my next 2 shits im going to go to the doctor and just make sure everything is alright.
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Old 2009-01-12, 16:53
dark_rider_666 dark_rider_666 is offline
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Originally Posted by brotherinarms
So I think it finally came out and my only reason for thinking so is the fact that i had a bit of blood in my shit. It didn't hurt as much as i thought it was going to but im pretty sure its out. If theres blood in my next 2 shits im going to go to the doctor and just make sure everything is alright.


Well, Maybe it's still in there, and just cut you a anus in yo anus, But seriously, go to a doctor or something, Bleeding shit is NEVER good :o
 #24 
Old 2009-01-13, 15:00
brotherinarms brotherinarms is offline
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Alright so had another poop and there wasn't any blood in it i think its safe i got it out!
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Old 2009-01-14, 03:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherinarms
Alright so had another poop and there wasn't any blood in it i think its safe i got it out!


Or it might be lodged in your stomach, intestines or colon, causing massive internal bleeding... You should should for large bruises on your body and the like.
 
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