This is the perfect way 2 get free cash!!!! (ive have personally collected over half a million dollars, so this is guaranteed 2 work.) ok so here it is...

1: Obtain a gun!!!
2: Get dressed in a bunny suit
3: Walk 2 ur nearest local bank (do not drive)
4: B4 u get out put on a balaclava
5: Walk in looking like a normal person (despite ur wearing a bunny suit and a balaclava :D)
6: Go and wait in line like a normal person
7: Casually walk up to the counter
8: Pull out ur gun
9: Ask politely if u can have $1000 (make sure u say please)
10: If the person says no, then u may offer them death, and read on. (if they say yes then collect ur money and go and u will not need 2 read the rest)
11: If the person calls for security, act normal and pretend that u are a normal person trying to make a withdrawal but in a different way.
12: Ask the security officer if they would like to go out for dinner.
13: If he says no kill him.
14: After he is dead go back to the person who just served u and kindly ask 4 the money again.
15: If still no threaten them by taking off ur clothes and dancing around the bank like a madman
16: This should freak them out and they will usually give u the money.
17: If no then just leave as if nothing has happened.

Thankyou for reading this well thought out plan :D

fucking new arrivals should have a minimum age requirement..

These's so many things I could say about this post...
But to sum it all up needs one word: Fail.

nalp tuo thguoht llew siht gnidaer rof uoyknahT

.deneppah sah gnihton fi sa evael tsuj neht on fI :71
.yenom eht u evig yllausu lliw yeht dna tuo meht kaerf dluohs sihT :61
namdam a ekil knab eht dnuora gnicnad dna sehtolc ru ffo gnikat yb meht netaerht on llits fI :51
.niaga yenom eht 4 ksa yldnik dna u devres tsuj ohw nosrep eht ot kcab og daed si eh retfA :41
.mih llik on syas eh fI :31
.rennid rof tuo og ot ekil dluow yeht fi reciffo ytiruces eht ksA :21
.yaw tnereffid a ni tub lawardhtiw a ekam ot gniyrt nosrep lamron a era u taht dneterp dna lamron tca ,ytiruces rof sllac nosrep eht fI :11
)tser eht daer 2 deen ton lliw u dna og dna yenom ru tcelloc neht sey yas yeht fi( .no daer dna ,htaed meht reffo yam u neht ,on syas nosrep eht fI :01
)esaelp yas u erus ekam( 0001$ evah nac u fi yletilop ksA :9
nug ru tuo lluP :8
retnuoc eht ot pu klaw yllausaC :7
nosrep lamron a ekil enil ni tiaw dna oG :6
) avalcalab a dna tius ynnub a gniraew ru etipsed( nosrep lamron a ekil gnikool ni klaW :5
avalcalab a no tup tuo teg u 4B :4
)evird ton od( knab lacol tseraen ru 2 klaW :3
tius ynnub a ni desserd teG :2
!!!nug a niatbO :1

...si ti ereh os ko ).krow 2 deetnaraug si siht os ,srallod noillim a flah revo detcelloc yllanosrep evah evi( !!!!hsac eerf teg 2 yaw tcefrep eht si sihT

You are a new arrival but you have a point, and what the fuck?

OMG im gonna try this!

This guy is a genius

GTFO of totse

uɐ1d ʇno ʇɥbnoɥʇ 11ǝʍ sıɥʇ buıpɐǝɹ ɹoɟ noʎʞuɐɥʇ

.pǝuǝddɐɥ sɐɥ buıɥʇou ɟı sɐ ǝʌɐǝ1 ʇsnظ uǝɥʇ ou ɟı :71
.ʎǝuoɯ ǝɥʇ n ǝʌıb ʎ11ɐnsn 11ıʍ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ ʇno ɯǝɥʇ ʞɐǝɹɟ p1noɥs sıɥʇ :61
uɐɯpɐɯ ɐ ǝʞı1 ʞuɐq ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ buıɔuɐp puɐ sǝɥʇo1ɔ ɹn ɟɟo buıʞɐʇ ʎq ɯǝɥʇ uǝʇɐǝɹɥʇ ou 11ıʇs ɟı :51
.uıɐbɐ ʎǝuoɯ ǝɥʇ 4 ʞsɐ ʎ1puıʞ puɐ n pǝʌɹǝs ʇsnظ oɥʍ uosɹǝd ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔɐq ob pɐǝp sı ǝɥ ɹǝʇɟɐ :41
.ɯıɥ 11ıʞ ou sʎɐs ǝɥ ɟı :31
.ɹǝuuıp ɹoɟ ʇno ob oʇ ǝʞı1 p1noʍ ʎǝɥʇ ɟı ɹǝɔıɟɟo ʎʇıɹnɔǝs ǝɥʇ ʞsɐ :21
.ʎɐʍ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ uı ʇnq 1ɐʍɐɹpɥʇıʍ ɐ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ buıʎɹʇ uosɹǝd 1ɐɯɹou ɐ ǝɹɐ n ʇɐɥʇ puǝʇǝɹd puɐ 1ɐɯɹou ʇɔɐ 'ʎʇıɹnɔǝs ɹoɟ s11ɐɔ uosɹǝd ǝɥʇ ɟı :11
(ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ 2 pǝǝu ʇou 11ıʍ n puɐ ob puɐ ʎǝuoɯ ɹn ʇɔǝ11oɔ uǝɥʇ sǝʎ ʎɐs ʎǝɥʇ ɟı) .uo pɐǝɹ puɐ 'ɥʇɐǝp ɯǝɥʇ ɹǝɟɟo ʎɐɯ n uǝɥʇ 'ou sʎɐs uosɹǝd ǝɥʇ ɟı :01
(ǝsɐǝ1d ʎɐs n ǝɹns ǝʞɐɯ) 0001$ ǝʌɐɥ uɐɔ n ɟı ʎ1ǝʇı1od ʞsɐ :9
unb ɹn ʇno 11nd :8
ɹǝʇunoɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ dn ʞ1ɐʍ ʎ11ɐnsɐɔ :7
uosɹǝd 1ɐɯɹou ɐ ǝʞı1 ǝuı1 uı ʇıɐʍ puɐ ob :6
( ɐʌɐ1ɔɐ1ɐq ɐ puɐ ʇıns ʎuunq ɐ buıɹɐǝʍ ɹn ǝʇıdsǝp) uosɹǝd 1ɐɯɹou ɐ ǝʞı1 buıʞoo1 uı ʞ1ɐʍ :5
ɐʌɐ1ɔɐ1ɐq ɐ uo ʇnd ʇno ʇǝb n 4q :4
(ǝʌıɹp ʇou op) ʞuɐq 1ɐɔo1 ʇsǝɹɐǝu ɹn 2 ʞ1ɐʍ :3
ʇıns ʎuunq ɐ uı pǝssǝɹp ʇǝb :2
¡¡¡unb ɐ uıɐʇqo :1

...sı ʇı ǝɹǝɥ os ʞo (.ʞɹoʍ 2 pǝǝʇuɐɹɐnb sı sıɥʇ os 'sɹɐ11op uoı11ıɯ ɐ ɟ1ɐɥ ɹǝʌo pǝʇɔǝ11oɔ ʎ11ɐuosɹǝd ǝʌɐɥ ǝʌı) ¡¡¡¡ɥsɐɔ ǝǝɹɟ ʇǝb 2 ʎɐʍ ʇɔǝɟɹǝd ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

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