Club security. I know i know, bad idea?

WRONG! It's a fucking good idea, because I want to go to this 21+ club on the 30th in Chicago and whudduya know, I'm only a lowly 19.

I REFUSE to let these imbecilic numbers prevent my ears from absorbing their rightful bass tones of slimey grimey dubstep mania. I need ideas to fabricate either:

A. Fake ID. It could be a russian medical record for all I care, so long as it has my picture on it and the number 21 or above. It only has to work ONCE for one meat-heads hungry little eyes, then I can wipe my ass and call it a day.

B. Alternative method of entry. I've never been to this specific club before, so I am not knowledgeable of any existing underground tunnel labyrinths that might prove useful to the aforementioned prospect.

C. Your name here if you idea has any brains or balls about it.



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Club security. I know i know, bad idea?


Well if you know then why am I having to move it there?

You're a fucking idiot, no one here is going to help you.

make friends with the bouncer...or pay him?

if you want in, you have two very easy options.
1. A good fake ID
2. When the bouncer asks for ID, slip him a C note. Don't be all obvious about it. Fold it into thirds, so he can see the denomination, but it can easily fit into an open palm.

/thread.

I checked out the official fakie thread, looks pretty through. Think with some time and a little money (-+ $100) I could manufacture some id's for myself and one other friend?

Not really asking, because i'm going to, just wondering if it will work.


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As someone brand new to fabrication, it's doubtful that you could make convincing ones. Convincing is a relative term though. How good do they have to be? It's worth some research into the security of your target before further pursuing any option.

Although I agree with you entirely, investigation may prove difficult. I live in colorado, and the club is in chicago. I would imagine the security would be very lax as the entry fee is only $7 and they can't pay the doormen TOO much. I predict they will be more content with passing people through with a glance, but not inspection, of I.D.


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i saw this video once, and this guy just puts on some gay fancy clothes, and tote bag, and some slick looking big headphones and tells the security guard that hes the DJ and hes playing in a few hours (big clubs have several DJ's, etc) and just walks in.

hahaha

youtube/google it.

Yea, that idea sucks. How about this site : http://poisonid.com

Is that shit complete con trash or would they make some ok lookin plastic?

http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=get+into+a+club+free+dj

Fake id or try and bribe the bouncer or both those would be your best options.