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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2009-01-08, 02:13
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Renholder 
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OMFG so embarassing...
Guys this is probably the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering.
AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder.
Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tomorrow. I am so embarrassed and I hope my gf doesn't blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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#2
 2009-01-08, 02:16
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
I hardly come here anymore and I know ive seen this one a couple times already, come up with somehting original.
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#3
 2009-01-08, 02:16
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
I want to try this now.
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#4
 2009-01-08, 02:19
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Teenage attention whore.
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
...That's...That's hilarious, man.
You are a funny guy.
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#5
 2009-01-08, 02:20
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
I fucking lol'd.
No fucking way. Why didn't you just say you were in there when her mom knocked??? And why did you think this would be a good idea to do it at your girl friends house?
It just sounds too fucking funny to be real.
Envisioning that is hilarious.
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#6
 2009-01-08, 02:56
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satit 
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
Holy fucking shit LOL...
This better not be another fucking troll though.
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#7
 2009-01-08, 03:01
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satit 
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
Quote:
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Originally Posted by satit
Holy fucking shit LOL...
This better not be another fucking troll though.
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#8
 2009-01-08, 03:03
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
BULLSHIT!!! I have link of original story, this kids fucking with us, asshole. Heres links, it was on Digg and from BB forum.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3597281&c=33448
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#9
 2009-01-08, 03:07
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twenty four seven 
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
lol.......body building
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#10
 2009-01-08, 03:09
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
It's a fucking copypasta you goddamn retards, this is why registration should be closed. I saw this shit years ago- it wasn't funny then, it isn't funny now.
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#11
 2009-01-08, 03:09
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
ahahaha
you suck OP, whoever was the original was hilarious tho
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#12
 2009-01-08, 03:24
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satit 
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
Oh fuck!
Not another fucking troll.
WTF I'm so fucking sick of them.
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#13
 2009-01-08, 03:57
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Re: OMFG so embarassing...
At what point did you think this thread was a good idea?
Whenever it was, that was when you should have sat back and contemplated huffing raid.
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