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 #1 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:01
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Default lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Me and my girlfriend fucking broke up again.

This time, she started giving off the "I'm going to break up with you" vibes. So I said it was making me worried, then I asked her if it was a legitimate fear or if it was nothing to worry about. She confirmed that I was right to be suspiscious.

This pissed me the fuck off, because when she came crawling back, she promised that she was sure of what she wanted and that she promised she'd make it work this time.

So it went a little like this:

Me: What the fuck man, you said I could trust you.

Her: I know.

Me: I fucking believed you. I risked everything and went out on a limb to be with you, and this is what I get?

Her: I'm sorry.

Me: Fucking explain.

Her: I can't talk about this now, can we talk about it later?

Me: No, fuck you. We're done. Bye.




Fucking Hell I'm so stupid.

inb4itoldyouso.
 #2 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:05
Acolyte
 
i don't know
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

inb4itoldyouso.

I told you so...


Seriously though why can't you just keep your tweeny bopper life in a single thread?

Also don't take her back.
 #3 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:09
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

don't take her back.

I probably would. I haven't learned a thing.

Seriously though why can't you just keep your tweeny bopper life in a single thread?

Jackketch, sticky? Confused
 #4 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:18
The Great Flood of 2008 The Great Flood of 2008 is offline
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Me and my girlfriend fucking broke up again.

This time, she started giving off the "I'm going to break up with you" vibes. So I said it was making me worried, then I asked her if it was a legitimate fear or if it was nothing to worry about. She confirmed that I was right to be suspiscious.

This pissed me the fuck off, because when she came crawling back, she promised that she was sure of what she wanted and that she promised she'd make it work this time.

So it went a little like this:

Me: What the fuck man, you said I could trust you.

Her: I know.

Me: I fucking believed you. I risked everything and went out on a limb to be with you, and this is what I get? I risked everything and went out on a limb to be with you, and this is what I get?

Me: Fucking explain.

Her: I can't talk about this now, can we talk about it later?

Me: No, fuck you. We're done. Bye.




Fucking Hell I'm so stupid.

inb4itoldyouso.

You're a fucking little girl drama queen.

" I risked everything and went out on a limb to be with you, and this is what I get?"

What kind of faggy shit is this to say? At most you probably gave up a chance to fuck another one of your gay little high school buddies or something.
 #5 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:23
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Groovy.
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Sounds like some kindergarten drama.
 #6 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:23
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Straya
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Fucking Hell I'm so stupid.


You got that right.
 #7 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:30
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Most of this was not what was actually said.

It was much more stupid.
 #8 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chichi
Most of this was not what was actually said.

It was much more stupid.


We know. :)
 #9 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:34
Acolyte
 
i don't know
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Chichi you fail at life and unless your threads gets locked you can bump them with updates.
 #10 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:45
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For fucks' sake, keep your lameass personal life in a single thread, will ya?

We obviously have nothing to learn from your experiences because we're older and smarter and less fucking stupid than you, while you refuse to learn from our experiences and wisdom. Stop spamming a good forum and start fucking blogging elsewhere.

Fucking told you so you dumbass fag, you're a fucking embarrassment for this board.
 #11 
Old 2009-01-07, 13:58
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Chichi
Me and my girlfriend fucking broke up again.

This time, she started giving off the "I'm going to break up with you" vibes. So I said it was making me worried, then I asked her if it was a legitimate fear or if it was nothing to worry about. She confirmed that I was right to be suspiscious.

This pissed me the fuck off, because when she came crawling back, she promised that she was sure of what she wanted and that she promised she'd make it work this time.

So it went a little like this:

Me: What the fuck man, you said I could trust you.

Her: I know.

Me: I fucking believed you. I risked everything and went out on a limb to be with you, and this is what I get?

Her: I'm sorry.

Me: Fucking explain.

Her: I can't talk about this now, can we talk about it later?

Me: No, fuck you. We're done. Bye.




Fucking Hell I'm so stupid.

inb4itoldyouso.




Maybe your best friend can hit you up on the rebound???
 #12 
Old 2009-01-07, 14:02
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Teenage attention whore.
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackSails
For fucks' sake, keep your lameass personal life in a single thread, will ya?

We obviously have nothing to learn from your experiences because we're older and smarter and less fucking stupid than you, while you refuse to learn from our experiences and wisdom. Stop spamming a good forum and start fucking blogging elsewhere.

Fucking told you so you dumbass fag, you're a fucking embarrassment for this board.


This thread wasn't for me to try and make you learn something. Confused

I'm just being an emotional dramawhore and venting over the internet so I get attention, OKAY? MadMadMadMad
 #13 
Old 2009-01-07, 14:05
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Maybe your best friend can hit you up on the rebound???

Fuck no.

Bitch is craaaazy. Worse than my now-ex girlfriend.
 #14 
Old 2009-01-07, 14:10
twenty four seven twenty four seven is offline
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Fuck no.

Bitch is craaaazy. Worse than my now-ex girlfriend.

Damn dude I don't know what to tell you. Just get yourself away from both of those girls. FInd a girl that has zero fucking association with either of them. But whatever you do, don't go back to the ex.
 #15 
Old 2009-01-07, 14:13
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This thread wasn't for me to try and make you learn something. Confused

I'm just being an emotional dramawhore and venting over the internet so I get attention, OKAY? MadMadMadMad

That's sort of why I was moaning, it's annoying dude, so annoying.

And fuck rebounds, they don't help you jack. What helps, is hearing about your ex messing around with other guys. It hurts like hell, you die a little, but you get used to it and start facing reality. You'll start looking for a new girl, but it won't be the same.
 #16 
Old 2009-01-07, 14:14
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

But whatever you do, don't go back to the ex.

Elaborate.

Does it count if I trick her into liking me again, then just totally destroy her emotionally? Because that's what I feel like doing right now. Mad
 #17 
Old 2009-01-07, 14:19
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

That's sort of why I was moaning, it's annoying dude, so annoying.

You know, you don't have to click the thread. And at least it has proper grammar and isn't a troll?

And fuck rebounds, they don't help you jack. What helps, is hearing about your ex messing around with other guys. It hurts like hell, you die a little, but you get used to it and start facing reality. You'll start looking for a new girl, but it won't be the same.

Well this is the first time I've ever actually "loved" a girl. So, what you're saying is after this it's going to suck and I'm going to sink into a depressing hole of nihilistic realism.

Oh goodie.
 #18 
Old 2009-01-07, 14:27
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

You know, you don't have to click the thread. And at least it has proper grammar and isn't a troll?



Well this is the first time I've ever actually "loved" a girl. So, what you're saying is after this it's going to suck and I'm going to sink into a depressing hole of nihilistic realism.

Oh goodie.

I don't have to click on my junkmail either, but if I knew someone would actually read my complaints, I would. I'm reaching out to you man.

Anyways, yeah you're in for hell, it's best that you know, sooner than later.
 #19 
Old 2009-01-07, 14:28
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Elaborate.

Does it count if I trick her into liking me again, then just totally destroy her emotionally? Because that's what I feel like doing right now. Mad


No, that girl is a fucking piece of shit...destroy her emotionally, but don't get back with her. Quit being a pussy.
 #20 
Old 2009-01-07, 15:32
zuperxtreme zuperxtreme is offline
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Why the foul language?
 #21 
Old 2009-01-07, 16:58
Mr.Dave Mr.Dave is offline
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Elaborate.

Does it count if I trick her into liking me again, then just totally destroy her emotionally? Because that's what I feel like doing right now. Mad


I was actually about to say that you should tell her to buy you dinner at a moderately priced restaurant, and as soon as she pays the bill, call her a dumb slut, thank her for the meal, and tell her to go to hell.
 #22 
Old 2009-01-07, 18:46
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Dude, shut the fuck up already. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #23 
Old 2009-01-07, 19:05
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You're a fucking little girl drama queen.

" I risked everything and went out on a limb to be with you, and this is what I get?"

What kind of faggy shit is this to say? At most you probably gave up a chance to fuck another one of your gay little high school buddies or something.

Drama queen!!! Should have just walked away when she confirmed...or start breaking shit.
 #24 
Old 2009-01-07, 20:54
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

My favourite thing about this was how you totally went off on arquin for suggesting that your relationship was doomed to fail and that your girlfriend would cheat on you/dump you in no time flat.

Hahahahaha.
 #25 
Old 2009-01-07, 21:04
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
My favourite thing about this was how you totally went off on arquin for suggesting that your relationship was doomed to fail and that your girlfriend would cheat on you/dump you in no time flat.

Hahahahaha.


O.O
I remember saying something roughly along the lines of 'be careful' too. I think I got scolded for it...
Hmmm.

Did you at least find out why?
 #26 
Old 2009-01-07, 22:57
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Teenage attention whore.
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Silverfuck
My favourite thing about this was how you totally went off on arquin for suggesting that your relationship was doomed to fail and that your girlfriend would cheat on you/dump you in no time flat.

Hahahahaha.


What underoath said, he only said he thought she was cheating on me, not that she would break up with me. He was wrong, I was right.

Try again? Confused
 #27 
Old 2009-01-07, 23:03
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

What underoath said, he only said he thought she was cheating on me, not that she would break up with me.

You're right. That's much better.
 #28 
Old 2009-01-07, 23:25
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Teenage attention whore.
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

You're right. That's much better.

No it isn't, at all. :(

Also, when are you going to be over your bitch phase?

Presumably when you find out your boyfriend actually was cheating? I seriously don't know why you believed the whole "The reason I'm content with no sex is because you're just so awesome!!" thing. But whatever you want to think I guess.
 #29 
Old 2009-01-07, 23:27
Aquabania Aquabania is offline
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Also, when are you going to be over your bitch phase?



this is a question that you might want to ask yourself.
 #30 
Old 2009-01-07, 23:33
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

this is a question that you might want to ask yourself.

This is no phase.
 #31 
Old 2009-01-07, 23:46
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No it isn't, at all. :(

Also, when are you going to be over your bitch phase?

Presumably when you find out your boyfriend actually was cheating? I seriously don't know why you believed the whole "The reason I'm content with no sex is because you're just so awesome!!" thing. But whatever you want to think I guess.

Lol. It turns out that he's self conscious because he's gained like...30 pounds in the last few months and didn't want to have sex because he hates his body. When he came home for the holidays we had hot, dirty sex throughout the two week break.

Haven't you only had sex like..3 times anyways, and it was a complete failure? I'll forgive you for being a asshole, but only because you're the one whose girlfriend just broke up with him, and I'm the one whose been in a happy relationship for the last three years.
 #32 
Old 2009-01-08, 00:04
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

I'll forgive you for being a asshole, but only because you're the one whose girlfriend just broke up with him

I said in the OP that I broke up with her.

Also, what part was me being an asshole? You came in and said "lol it's funny that you're sad because you thought everything was going good lololol that's sooo funnay!"
 #33 
Old 2009-01-08, 00:17
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Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Quote:
Originally Posted by cronic5
Dude, shut the fuck up already. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

This.
 #34 
Old 2009-01-08, 00:24
Malkog Malkog is offline
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You can still get her back man. It's not too late. I think that's what you should do.
 #35 
Old 2009-01-08, 00:32
Acolyte
 
Outer Space
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I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
 #36 
Old 2009-01-08, 00:49
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Reading Pa USA
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Give the bitch two tries, and then I throw her out. you should do the same
 #37 
Old 2009-01-08, 00:53
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Teenage attention whore.
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Malkog
You can still get her back man. It's not too late. I think that's what you should do.


Really or are you just being funny again?
 #38 
Old 2009-01-08, 01:40
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I said in the OP that I broke up with her.

Also, what part was me being an asshole? You came in and said "lol it's funny that you're sad because you thought everything was going good lololol that's sooo funnay!"

Generally, you are an asshole. Silverfuck bitched at both of us in another thread when you called some kid a pussy because he could have fucked some girl in his truck but he turned it down because "he has morals". I got bitched at because I agreed with you.:o
 #39 
Old 2009-01-08, 01:44
Cpt.Winters Cpt.Winters is offline
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this is one of the many reasons you don't hang out with 15 year old girls
 #40 
Old 2009-01-08, 01:47
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Generally, you are an asshole. Silverfuck bitched at both of us in another thread when you called some kid a pussy because he could have fucked some girl in his truck but he turned it down because "he has morals". I got bitched at because I agreed with you.:o

I called you an asshat. That is hardly a serious bitching out. Confused
 #41 
Old 2009-01-08, 01:51
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Generally, you are an asshole. Silverfuck called us asshats in another thread when you called some kid a pussy because he could have fucked some girl in his truck but he turned it down because "he has morals". I got scolded because I agreed with you.:o



Fixed.Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
 #42 
Old 2009-01-08, 02:09
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Teenage attention whore.
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Fixed.Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

Yeah great.

So how am I an asshole?
 #43 
Old 2009-01-08, 02:15
twenty four seven twenty four seven is offline
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Yeah great.

So how am I an asshole?

I can't think of anything particular right now, but most of the threads that I see you post in is usually a smart ass response. I don't think I've actually read a post of yours that was actually offering some sort of advice.

That doesn't mean I don't like you though. I actually think your pretty funny. You say all the dick comments so I don't have to:)
 #44 
Old 2009-01-08, 02:23
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I don't think I've actually read a post of yours that was actually offering some sort of advice.

What :(
 #45 
Old 2009-01-08, 02:26
twenty four seven twenty four seven is offline
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What :(



lol the frowny face made me feel like a real dick head...

<3?:(
 #46 
Old 2009-01-08, 02:33
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</3 :(
 #47 
Old 2009-01-08, 05:00
Hengen Hengen is offline
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to the op...

emotional dramawhore

At least arquins breakup was a bit entertaining. Yours just makes you look like a pussy.
 #48 
Old 2009-01-08, 07:27
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ay plz make your suicide on a live steam and dont let everyone down!
 #49 
Old 2009-01-08, 08:16
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Teenage attention whore.
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hengen
to the op...

emotional dramawhore

At least arquins breakup was a bit entertaining. Yours just makes you look like a pussy.


I know, I know. I got over emotional and said stupid shit. I mean, it was true...But it was stupid. I almost didn't type it and wrote up something less gay sounding, but I just thought it didn't matter since it's the internet and I don't pay half as much as attention to you guys as you do to me. Confused
 #50 
Old 2009-01-08, 11:51
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Silverfuck grew a pair.

Awesome.

Chichi....you'll get back together, then break up again, then repeat the whole cycle MANY MANY more times. Since you will get back with her, and will ignore any advice we give to the contrary: Have fun! Fuck her as much as you can. Treat her as a lesson. She has a lot to teach you and you should absorb it all, because trust me, she will FUCK YOU OVER and fuck the next hottest guy the second she can. A guy who puts her in her place and doesn't just bitch then break up with her.

You seem cool, find a new girl while dating this one.
 #51 
Old 2009-01-08, 12:11
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find a new girl while dating this one.

And that's where I come in:

Emma has a best friend who is the line of communication between you two. I propose, that you tap that line of communication all night long.

(PS, go for your best friend next)

Godspeed.
 #52 
Old 2009-01-08, 17:58
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Get back with her and fuck someone on the side, if she acts like a dickhead then you can too; it'll end up a love hate relationship but you'll always get back with each other.

Fuck, arquin beat me to it. :(
 #53 
Old 2009-01-08, 19:54
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A guy who puts her in her place and doesn't just bitch then break up with her.

What did you mean by this?
 #54 
Old 2009-01-08, 20:05
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Argue with her, tell her she's in the wrong and that you're the man, therefore you're always right. If she argues back tell her to shut up and suck your dick (literally).

Tell her why she's wrong as well, otherwise they blame you of not saying anything or talking shit through with them.

Gotta show you're the boss, you're not taking shit, and you can make decisions for yourself AND her. The man is always the leader in the relationship (whether anyone likes it or not), so act like it.

Say chichi, you haven't thought about going for an older/more mature girl have you?
You come across to me as the type who likes to act grown up/mature, when it suits (don't take this the wrong way), so try an older partner. Go with attention whores and you'll have drama, even if you acknowledge them you'll have drama, a simple "fuck off" gets rid of them.
 #55 
Old 2009-01-08, 20:18
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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Wow you suck at fucking life way to go. Quit being a dramatic little faggot cunt. You'll get over her eventually, find someone else better and have lots of sex. Only reason to go back with a dumb cunt of a ex-girlfriend is GREAT sex, or shes dumb and rich and buys you nice shit. There's lots and lots of other girls out there. Or in your case it sounds like you're a flamer so plenty of guys out there.


Also as someone said, take it as is once shes starts fucking other dudes which she probably already has even before you broke up you'll die a little on the inside and realize what "love" really is about. Not saying you won't ever love but your love will be more realistic and not so Fairy taleish.
 #56 
Old 2009-01-08, 23:21
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Now you can fuck your best friend!!!!!!!!:D
 #57 
Old 2009-01-08, 23:42
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fanglekai
Now you can fuck your best friend!!!!!!!!:D


my thoughts exactly ;)
 #58 
Old 2009-01-09, 00:03
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Teenage attention whore.
Default Re: lolwut. fucking unbelievable.

Quote:
Originally Posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS
Wow you suck at fucking life way to go. Quit being a dramatic little faggot cunt. You'll get over her eventually, find someone else better and have lots of sex. Only reason to go back with a dumb cunt of a ex-girlfriend is GREAT sex, or shes dumb and rich and buys you nice shit. There's lots and lots of other girls out there. Or in your case it sounds like you're a flamer so plenty of guys out there.


Also as someone said, take it as is once shes starts fucking other dudes which she probably already has even before you broke up you'll die a little on the inside and realize what "love" really is about. Not saying you won't ever love but your love will be more realistic and not so Fairy taleish.


I didn't read any of this.
 #59 
Old 2009-01-09, 01:47
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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I didn't read any of this.

Why didn't you read any of it? You bastard
 
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