Yoh.

I am having an open house party at my pad - parents going away for 5 days and I have 5 acres of land to myself.

So far I've got:
Music (4000W system coupled with an epic track selection).
Disco lights, fog etc.
Good guests.

What else should I have to make this party unforgeable? I am sparing no expense.

Clowns

Your party must have a high melting point to be unforgeable.

make it a themed party
example: office hoes and CEO's, Neon Party (everyone should dress in neon clothing) ect..

> 300 people
> 14 kegs

Mucho parking.

yeah i agree also have a bonfire

Where abouts in Queensland, I'm on the sunny coast

Clowns



This.

laser light show. tons of booze.

and invite 219498753 guests, thats what really makes a party epic.

Kangaroos, so that you can get wasted and crawl into a nice comfy pouch, before engaging eachother in bloody combat and jousting, to round off a good night.

Erm... ice? Ice is always good. Vodka jelly? First aid kit incase some muppet half kills themselves, and considering you live in the arse end of nowhere don't you? Cleaning stuff and rubbish bags. Toilet paper. Alcohol and what not. Food? Good movies to mong out to? Waterpistols.... food for morning fry up? Benzos to aid hangover/sleep/comedowns...

youll get an epic party just post the address k?

Yeah I don't think that is going to happen.

Central QLD, near Rockhampton.
make it a themed party
example: office hoes and CEO's, Neon Party (everyone should dress in neon clothing) ect..
Themes are gay, however I will get glowsticks, thanks for the idea.

Erm... ice? Ice is always good. Vodka jelly? First aid kit incase some muppet half kills themselves, and considering you live in the arse end of nowhere don't you? Cleaning stuff and rubbish bags. Toilet paper. Alcohol and what not. Food? Good movies to mong out to? Waterpistols.... food for morning fry up? Benzos to aid hangover/sleep/comedowns...
Ice/drink cooler thing arranged, first aid arranged, yes I do live in the middle of nowhere, got rubbish bags, TP, drinks, sausages and bread for breaky, pizza for dinner, no movies since I won't be letting pricks in the house etc, lots of water.

Grammar ftw.

reefer?

Yeah get the hot bitches and the blow up swimming pool.

Buy a sheet of acid and dump it into a massive drum of punch. Invite guests to drink from your Magical Fruit Elixir.

No cameras, the wrong pair of eyes see something they don't like and you could be fucked.

I don't like you

The more women you invite the more people will be there.

That being said; enjoy your sausage fest.

A party of great caliber will need at least some subjects from my list:
*An opium den complete with asian people
*Police strippers (w/o poles)
*Enough alcohol to drown western europe
*Enough marijuana to make satan trip
*Enough pills to make straight people gay and gay people straight
*As many women as possible dressed as sluts
*As many sluts as possible dressed as women
*Ice cubes
*Bouncy castle
*Ice Cream
*Chocolate
*A clown
*Horses
*A machine gun (incase things get messy)
*To actually have the party you will probably need i'd say £10,000 at least if you aim on doing 75% of the stuff people will suggest.

Best post ever.

get in an argument with someone and pull a gun

I don't like you

Cool. Well mr 666 kewl dude that really cuts me to the core :(

nothing wrong with getting some practical shit organised for parties. Jesus, you've not purchased terrible beers have you? I found a fair few Aussies have an affinity for terrible beer (maybe slightly up from British Fosters tho)... yes XXXX and VB that means you! :o :D

Shit I miss Carlton actually...

Cool. Well mr 666 kewl dude that really cuts me to the core :(

nothing wrong with getting some practical shit organised for parties. Jesus, you've not purchased terrible beers have you? I found a fair few Aussies have an affinity for terrible beer (maybe slightly up from British Fosters tho)... yes XXXX and VB that means you! :o :D

Shit I miss Carlton actually...

I'll have you know Fosters is a refreshing and cool beverage. However Stella Artois will still remain king of the memory loss beer. Just get lots and lots of spirits, this way everyone will be hammered quicker and it will be cost efficient to!

I've always wanted to get a party pad.
I have plans all set out and everything.
One of which is a projector that'll play music videos on the wall.
I also want to get a bar installed with menus of drinks that I've created myself, beer pong tables, plenty cards for drinking games, technicolored lights of course, rules and regulations (example: everytime the song "I kissed a girl.." plays atleast two pares of girls must make out or thats party foul!), discounts for drinks if girls show tits, christmas lights hanging everywhere, STRIP POLE!, plenty of liquor backed up for drink mixing, beer taps on the bar, posters for decoration, guys who work in shifts outside with walkie-talkie headsets in case the cops show, plenty of outside room for smoking and social mingling, and, God so much more.

The point is...I've been thinking about this shit for quite some time now (obviously)and hopefully at least one of those ideas popped out to you.

Yeah, all you have to do now is not be 14.

guys who work in shifts outside with walkie-talkie headsets in case the cops show

Oh yeah! You need tacticool guards like you see in James Bond movies.

Clowns

i lol'd

Cool. Well mr 666 kewl dude that really cuts me to the core :(

nothing wrong with getting some practical shit organised for parties. Jesus, you've not purchased terrible beers have you? I found a fair few Aussies have an affinity for terrible beer (maybe slightly up from British Fosters tho)... yes XXXX and VB that means you! :o :D

Shit I miss Carlton actually...
I will be purchasing 2 cartons of Stella Artois, and perhaps a keg of something like TED, plus the normal things like bottles of rum/whiskey. XXXX and VB are terrible.

Keg of Blue Moon, motherfucker.

And Russian Roulette is what actually completes a party.

Yeah, all you have to do now is not be 14.

Well I'm 19 actually.
But most of the ideas that I've gotten are from an actual house I've been to quite a few times that has pretty much all of those things I mentioned.
So you can't say it's unrealistic.
And yeah, I realize I sound like a little freshman in highschool when I talk about it....
Well that's just cause it's such a big pipe dream for me, I get all crazy excited just talking about it.
Now I just need to get some money to do all that shit.

Oh yeah! You need tacticool guards like you see in James Bond movies.

Sarcasm?
Some buddies of mine have a huge house that hosts house parties just about every weekend and when things get big enough, they make guys work in shifts outside the house with walkie-talkies in case the cops show up.
And yeah, that shit is actually a godsend because it lets us know ahead of time if the cops are about to bust the place.

Sarcasm?
Some buddies of mine have a huge house that hosts house parties just about every weekend and when things get big enough, they make guys work in shifts outside the house with walkie-talkies in case the cops show up.
And yeah, that shit is actually a godsend because it lets us know ahead of time if the cops are about to bust the place.

That's a pretty good idea but it is pretty fun having the cops suddenly pull up and everyone has to bail.

so parties are illegal?

so parties are illegal?

No. Underage drinking, and drug possession, however, is illegal.

I've actually been to parities where someone has bee working the "door". Not with a walky talky persay, but just enforcing certain common sense rules. No alcohol outside (if you're underage), made sure people walking home weren't full on shit-housed ready to set squad cars on fire. When, if, the cops do show up they just tell everyone underage to GTFO. Too much effort to write citations for 40+ people.