Here's the scenario.

So im 15, my girl is 14. we just started dating 3 weeks ago and the farthest we have gone so far is holding hands, and sometimes i put my arm around her when we watch tv.

so anyway, im hoping some of you guys can offer some insite, because this is really makeing me uncomfortable. to the point were i freeze up and my heart starts racing because i dont know what to do. it is reeealy embarissing because when my body goes into this "panic mode" i start to jitter my speech and she usually notices and asks me if something is wrong, then things get really awkward.

Anyways, we will be sitting there, maybe watching a movie. we usually sit still at first, but after awhile she will start sort of rubbing her legs together and sometimes she begins to touch herself.

Now i am trying to watch the movie and i see this out of the corner of my eye. she doesent even seem to be paying attention to what is going on and she keeps glancing at me while she is doing this, which makes me uncomfortable

then in almost a wisper she keeps telling me "how wet her pussy is" and keeps looking at me, she even actually rubs her vagina with her hand sometimes!

now this is through her pants mind you, but still very rude behaviour!

At this point I am shaking I don't know what to do!

I get so awkward at this point I can barley talk to her and when I do speak its like i am listening to my own voice and i get so self consious. she will usually leave shortly after that and i am fine, but still kind of upset that she left and i am sitting there wondering what happened.

can anyone help me out? now I am catholic and don't believe in having sex, or touching a lady's genitals before marige. what do i do? how can i stay true to god and still get along with my lady friend?

-Thanks

No, no, no! This is awful, troll! TrueCatholicBudSmoker, just awful.

Inb4allkindsofshit.

Fail.

I'm sorry to be the one who has to tell you this...

God is make-believe a la Easter Bunny.

Now with that sorted, go and bang that tight underage pussy NOW!

Quick, before it goes dry.........tick-tock......

inb4chichi

amirite

lolololololol nice try

oh no, her vagina is broken! tell your school nurse immediatly!

She obviously wants you to go and get her a towel

Here's what you do:

1. Go kill your self
2. ...umm...nope that's all I've got, just kill your self.

Maybe a few Acolytes will find this funny.

You need to know how to drink the wetness, that is all.

SHE MIGHT DRY UP, THEN YOU ARE IN A DROUGHT!

Then you woke up and realized you were 19, balding and never had a girlfriend so you decided to post a troll topic on totse for attention.

sknahT-

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I c wot u did thar

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that's one freaky fucking 14 year old.

the best yet I have seen from chichi

I almost fed the troll.

Wait what?

k guys this is serious. i have been raised strictly catholic and half always acted under the strict watch of god and dare not defy him. someone please give me some helpful advice or dont bother posting your witty comments.

-thanks. she is coming over today after school and i want to be prepared with what to say/do should this situation come up again. i dont want to hurt her feelings or impose my religion on her.

like should i just lean over and kiss her when she starts getting all.. "horny" or what should i do? this always seems very awkward for me.

I also dont want her to go to hell for being a sinner, but i have lost a few friende from trying to convert them and i would prefer to keep my views to myself while still mainting healthy relationships with people. but its almost like i have to "fake who i am" which leads to me freezing up and not knowing what to do :(

I also dont want her to go to hell

http://www.totse.com/en/religion/christianity/whyhellisnotne201281.html

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Hahahaha well done

Let's just for one second assume your not a troll (i mean the assume, see your name)


God created the world and everything
All we know from his wisdom is written down by people
Even if they wrote down what they heared and god did actually speak to them, people have a way of translating what's being said to them.
Very easily something like , tell them to be nice will include the writers idea of what's nice. And then the people who copy it add a few lines, take some out they don't like. It's now 2000 years later
Basicly what i'm saying, even IF you we're religious and believe in one god, the almighty creator father in a way of us all, doesn't mean anything people say he thinks is right has to be correct

why would he give you instincts, make it fun, and make you go to hell for it?
Only humans are that cruell

I personally believe in god, and think the greatest way to honour an artists work is to enjoy it




And bitchslap your parents for your upbringing and use condoms, always. Cause you may be a nice catholic boy, but for all you know she's been around the block at least six times, even if she says she's near to a nun, and divorce you for a rich guy and then your a brokenharted nice boy with a std

If you really are serious about this, talk to her. Tell her you don't feel comfortable going much further than kissing. Don't tell her it's because of your beliefs. Here's why: They're not your beliefs (yet). At this point, you're a christian because your parents raised you like one, not because you chose to be a christian. It's perfectly normal to feel uncomfortable about sex and affection at your age, with or without religion, and she needs to accept that. Communication is key in every relationship. 90% of all threads in this forum wouldn't exist if people followed this simple rule: Tell her (/him) how you feel!

In the coming years, you need to figure these things out for yourself:
1)Do you truely believe that there is a God
and 2) Do you truely believe that that God does not want you to touch other people?

And don't try to convert your friends, you'll only make a lot of enemies by doing it. They need to figure out their path in life, just like you need to figure out your own.

so disappointing...

Didn't even need to read the thread to know it was fail.

Fail thread is fail

I'll tell you what to do, young blood.


Get on that.

If Jesus is your problem, remember, Jesus would want you to do this. Yes, he would. Trust me. :p

When she starts rubbing herself and looking at you, confidently look her in the eyes and kiss her, slowly at first then gradually build up. Feel her up really slowly then gradually move your hands down and down and down until you feel what she meant when she said "She's all wet" ;)

Pretty self explanatory after that. Remember, condom on, thrust, repeat. Slow at first, then build up, then slow down. Rotate your hips if you want to. If you get tired don't fret, just grab her and let her ride you for a bit. Make sure you grab her. Shows dominance and is sexy. Remember to lead, but also let her do some of the leading as well.

Eating her out is a must unless she's rank. Remember the clit will engorge with blood and is just above the labia and "hole". Think of it like the womens penis. Once you touch it, she'll let you know where it is. When eating her out, make friends with the clit. Think of the clit as a woman's best friend and if you are friends with her best friend, you're in! It is your friend, too because if you pleasure her, she'll pleasure you ten fold. So, start off by licking it and sucking on it. Then cover it with your mouth and start humming really loudly. It will seem silly, but she will love it. Hum the ABC's and make motions with your tongue for example, draw and A and hum it, B and hum that and so on.

Now, if she sucks you off first then stop her when you feel like it and look her in the eyes and say confidently, "Your turn" then proceed with what I suggested above. Remember, women have many erogenous zones. So pay attention to ear lobes, nibbles, stomachs, thighs, neck. Some like to have fingers run through their hair, too, so try out different combos. Foreplay is always key here.


Good luck, buddy.

Here's something that might help.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia_minora

You're worse than a Jehovah's Witness. Theres no way you can prove that God doesn't exist. Or for that matter, that anything really exists.

To the op: stop being such a pussy and fuck it/or stick to your morals and be a strong contributer to society.

Just eat it. Help her out.

Or for that matter, that anything really exists.


awww is someone feeling a little solipsistic?

use you penis as a sponge and make her pussy not wet anymore

dont touch it its acid

Sounds like she needs http://daddytypes.com/archive/huggies_size1-2.jpg.


*ObZ

Rofl nice one.

awww is someone feeling a little solipsistic?

I lol'd.

omg y0000 f0000 real homie! that was like the time my next door nabour ran over my leter box

to op

you could still be a devote catholic and bang her. condom is a must.no ones perfect, so its a matter of time that your hormones will take over. dont worry.god will forgive you. the important thing is that you will still be devote even after this.

DAMN, im so high :(

http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2079656

You need a new hobby, Special Ed.