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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2009-01-06, 06:47
Kaijec Torsf Kaijec Torsf is offline
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Default Asking a jew to have sex with me in a catholic church...

I would nut soooo freaking hard....

I think I could get her to do it... however, the ramifications would be eternal...

this is some bonding shit, only problem is it happens to be "the girl"'s ex-best friend... with whom Im with for the soul sake of stabbing the shit out of said girl's soul...

Now keep in mind, I've always thought her friend to be ridiculously hot, and she has wanted me from day 1.. rejected me twice because of my feelings for her bitch ex-best friend.

but now, there she knows there is nothing going on between us which completely legitimizes me and her ex-best-friend.

So I figure... we get it on in this beautiful church....

sad thing is, I really hope the bitch finds out... as a matter of fact Im planning on it..

they're both jewish....

girl 2 will be heart broken, but I can see myself dating her... ya know, for better or worse....

but my motives are questionable....


btw - the "bitch" returns my calls only when its convienent for her, and I play fluffer to her games... tried to stop but I seriously can't....

I need to take action... hence her ex-best friend....

I feel this is the only option I have left to keep my manhood...

the cut-off will not work,... and if I hear rape... Im comming after your mother and sister....

she needs to feel distress I have, to the point where she is leeching off my semen...

I CAN'T LOOSE!!!!
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Old 2009-01-06, 07:22
3.14159265358979323846264 3.14159265358979323846264 is offline
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Default Re: Asking a jew to have sex with me in a catholic church...

correct sir. a win win situation. report back with every detail. in a story like format.
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Old 2009-01-06, 10:07
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Default Re: Asking a jew to have sex with me in a catholic church...

I do not understand.

Try taking Grade 1 English before posting anymore in this thread.
 #4 
Old 2009-01-06, 10:09
Aquabania Aquabania is offline
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Default Re: Asking a jew to have sex with me in a catholic church...

hahahahaha

catholics fucking hate jews, that would be so funny man
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Old 2009-01-06, 14:33
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Default Re: Asking a jew to have sex with me in a catholic church...

do it.

but give Pics
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Old 2009-01-06, 14:36
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Default Re: Asking a jew to have sex with me in a catholic church...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numberjumbo
I do not understand.

Try taking Grade 1 English before posting anymore in this thread.


Word. Reading comprehension much?
 #7 
Old 2009-01-06, 15:24
Kaijec Torsf Kaijec Torsf is offline
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Default Re: Asking a jew to have sex with me in a catholic church...

Jeez, I really have to stop getting drunk and posting....
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Old 2009-01-06, 15:52
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Default Re: Asking a jew to have sex with me in a catholic church...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaijec Torsf
Jeez, I really have to stop getting drunk and posting....


Yes and read my thoughts about posting in FUCKING ENGLISH!
 
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