Do you have a whiney cat/dog/neighbour/boss/girlfriend ? Well i have a simple one word answer . . . Poison.

This is a thread for poisons whether injected or ingested.

Share you ideas:

I don't know from bosses and neighbors, but plain old antifreeze works wonders on aforementioned cats and dogs. Also raccoons, squirrels, skunks, rats, and just about every other annoying furry thing under the sun.

Ethylene Glycol (the active ingredient of old style "green" antifreeze) is a sugar-alcohol that's quite toxic to mammals (including you, by the way) but in fairly large amounts. It tastes and smells sweet, though, and therefore attracts wildlife. Since it doesn't taste or smell poisonous, animals cheerfully drink it until they're full and don't realize until they're already dead.

Chlorine mixed with alcohol is very effective, although you need a centrifuge to mix it properly. I'm assuming you most probably do not have access to a centrifuge, but not all hope is lost. If you pour alcohol in to a bottle of chlorine and turn it upside down and shake vigorously for a good minute or so it should work.

First of all LOL. Then i should warn people not to do this as it explodes violently. Third of all FUCK YOU what if i had tried that like some noob that doesn't research or know things.

First of all LOL. Then i should warn people not to do this as it explodes violently. Third of all FUCK YOU what if i had tried that like some noob that doesn't research or know things.

Natural selection at work.
That said, Ricin is nice.
And I've read that Tylenol works well on small animals. They stop feeling pain. OR anything at all.

Fate, i thought companies had to add stuff that makes it taste revolting now?

Solution of sodium/pottassium hydroxide injected would do the trick....or get the 40% nicotine-based pesticide or whatever. It's absorbed through the skin so it should work, or pour into their coffee.

Or maybe some of the stuff in this link;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Extremely_Hazardous_Substances