Is when they fall, get taken away to the hospital (when they won't be able to pay the bill it gets worse) and leave the 16 year old kid alone at his house worrying about the bastard....

http://i44.tinypic.com/wt9661.jpg

:(

How am i going to explain those stains to my friends?

"Sorry, my dads a fucking alcoholic and bleeds fucking everywhere, ignore that shit."

What the fuck did they hit when they fell? It looks like someone was running with scissors and/or a loaded shotgun in their mouth.

That's red paint.

I don't fucking know.

Hospital bills fucking suck. Non-socialized health-care is fucking fail.

I got hit by a car, rushed to the hospital and charged for the emergency care. It took months to pay that shit off. That's not right.

That shit is not right.

Drinking is fun.

If you've really got alcoholic parents, I feel for you. I've got alcoholics in my extended family, and the children are so far being raised in a very fucked environment. As for the stains, this man seems to have the solution:

http://www.seanpaune.com/images/blog/tv/billy_oxyclean.jpg

Seriously, it's really effective for cleaning.

i think the worst part is being unable to ever bring friends over to your house. actually there are alot of shitty fucked up aspects of it.

God damn
how drunk and which parent was it that fell

and did they at least leave some booze for you to drink

lol fun

God damn
how drunk and which parent was it that fell

and did they at least leave some booze for you to drink

My dad.. i live alone with him.
And yeah i drunk the rest of his vodka..

the worst part for me was social services coming and saying we couldn't go home for a few days and I had to talk to a councilor thing and lie about shit

LOL holy shit thats awesome. Hopefully hes not a bad drunk.

Wors? Fail.

And you have friends? Not likely.

want some cheese with that whine emo?

Or some french crys with your waaahburger.

Bingo, I hated going to my friends house whose parents were alcoholics. CRAZY fucking people. Avoided that house at all costs.

go easy on him

my dads an alcoholic too. i feel your pain man :(

My dad.. i live alone with him.
And yeah i drunk the rest of his vodka..

Damn that sucks about him injuring himself but at least you got got some vodak out of the deal

Look at this!!

Shit stains are no match for the power of oxy-clean!

Kaboom!

LOL holy shit thats awesome. Hopefully hes not a bad drunk.

He's a bastrard drunk f.y.i.

...they spill the margarita mix everywhere.

I got lawlz.

Way she fuckin' goes, boys, the way she fuckin' goes.

Don't play in the streets and you won't get hit by cars...

That was no ones fault but your own.(I'm assuming you're talking about when you tried to kill yourself)

America really sucks in that aspect. :/

I know people who won't go the US without paying medical care before traveling. Fuck. You could get ran over in... idk, Venezuela or some shit and you wouldn't have to pay...

And OP, sucks2bu.

I call paint. Still pretty lulzy though.

Yeah, because i'm going to ruin my carpet for a fucking thread.

Yeah, because i'm going to ruin my carpet for a fucking thread.

El. Oh. El.

Some people have gone through more extensive measures for trolling, but I don't think anyones doubting you.
I don't like my dad when he's drunk. But thankfully he doesn't drink too excessively, or too often to notice.
There were a couple times hes scared me shitless when he was drunk.
Another time he got drunk, and I'm not sure if it was the alcohol mixing with his heart medication or him just being a douche.. But he got to one point where he said he was "going to crunch the numbers" to see how he could leave my mom and me.

With people like you in the world though, I feel less bad about my problems, and I thank you for that.

Yeah, because i'm going to ruin my carpet for a fucking thread.

Hey man people have ruined their dicks, faces, lives, dignity etc. in hopes of a memorable thread. A carpet seems like a small price to pay, either way now you have a 'blood' stained carpet to show friends and potential girlfriends. Instant turn on.

America really sucks in that aspect. :/

I know people who won't go the US without paying medical care before traveling. Fuck. You could get ran over in... idk, Venezuela or some shit and you wouldn't have to pay...


If you ever come to America and get injured, if possible, go the fuck home before seeking medical attention. Unless you're bleeding the fuck out, get home first.

I think the worst part about having an alcoholic parent is inheriting the physical problem that causes alcoholism to occur after being triggered by your first intake of liquor.

I'm pretty sure that's bullshit..

But he got to one point where he said he was "going to crunch the numbers" to see how he could leave my mom and me..

Ruthless. Does it hurt to know that deep down you father doesn't love you and your mother and, given the right financial position, would leave you?

Alcoholic parents really can suck, my dad's been to the hospital before, it wasn't because he fell over though.

I get along with him relatively well, mostly because I try to avoid him I think...my mom and my sister on the other hand, that's always fun to watch(sarcasm's often lost on the internetz).

He can be a great guy when he's not drunk, as rare as that seems to be. Life goes on though, everyone has problems. It does suck to fear having friends over though.

Somehow I managed to get over it all though.

So there are no parents home? Throw a fucking open house party. You can tell the guests the blood is from when you stabbed your dad because he said you couldn't have a party.

How are those VLTs treating you these days bud?

I'm pretty sure that's bullshit..

It is.

I lol'd.