They should have stayed extinct.

Your modem will be delivered in 5-7 business days means:
Your modem will be dispatched in 2 weeks when you call to complain.

Your new internet connection will happen shortly means:
Your new internet will be connected in a month or more.

Your call is important to us means:
Your call is important to us because the longer we keep you on hold, the more it costs and the more we get paid.

Your call will be answered in less than three minutes means:
Your call will be answered in 5-7 business days.

The whole process has been a nightmare. And the speed is not even close to the speed they cited. The only upside was that the Indian tech support people frequently said "G'day" in an American accent on top of their Indian accent.

I thought Telstra was bad. How can a private company screw up even harder than a government-owned company? Fucking ISP's.

LOL, yeah, I'm on some pretty shitty shit too. I think it would be better and certainly cheaper to just get a laptop with a wireless card and steal it.

Who the fuck buys internet service from anyplace that calls itself "DODO"?!

That being said, I've heard that most of the ISP's out thar in Autralia are pretty crap.

You poor Aussies. :(

Yeah i fucking hate Dodo the barstards only good thing about them is unlimited downloads which we have to pay fucking extra for!