My girlfriend and I are having a hard time finding places to meet for sexual intimacy.
Her mother is a very hardcore christian, so its hard just to get her out of her mothers care without a verifiable excuse.
Since neither of us are 18, we cant check into a hotel or anything, and friends are beginning to get annoyed at us using their houses, and im tired of watching everyone's sheets to be able to use their beds.
Where are some good ideas that require low amounts of money, easily accessible, and secluded.
If she even thinks someone is watching she will stop and get dressed and look around.

Where the fuck do you live where you can't get a telly under 18? Go to an abandoned house, or to some crackhouse motel on a bad part of town. Or just fuck her late at night out in public. Untucking your penis would be a good start.

Jungle Gym at night.

Jungle Gym at night.

I hate to admit it, but he speaks the truth. What kind of area do you live in, suburbs, country, city?

I hate to admit it, but he speaks the truth. What kind of area do you live in, suburbs, country, city?

Its a suburb, but the only thing to do around here is toke, hence, Melbouring.
There are no areas within 30 odd minutes that we could find a crappy hotel, so by the time we got there it would just be a quick fuck which wouldn't do shit for either of us.
As for the jungle gym idea, she would freak out at every passing car, secluded areas are what I need.

Yeah parks are your friend man. Any sort of dense bushery.

Use a fucking car. Back seat, parked in the middle of no where.

If anything, OP, it's a sad lack of creativity.

Just go to the movie theater and fuck in the bathrooms, or enter an empty viewing hall and screw there.

Basically, any secluded place with a relative lack of lighting and ample space to hide.

Word to the Wise:

In future relationships, you DO NOT want that sort of baggage, unless you share the same beliefs. Marrying into, or going out with a girl who's family has strict beliefs such as those is almost always a bad idea. It WILL sour ANY and EVERY relationship you ever embark upon with those sorts of people.

In future relationships, you DO NOT want that sort of baggage, unless you share the same beliefs. Marrying into, or going out with a girl who's family has strict beliefs such as those is almost always a bad idea. It WILL sour ANY and EVERY relationship you ever embark upon with those sorts of people.

They're both probably really young, so it's understandable parents would object. Really this isn't a strict policy. When you move out you can make your own rules, so then it's not an issue anymore.

I never did anything with girls at my house when I lived with my parents. It wasn't happening. I moved out and went away to school and I did whatever I felt like, fucked tons of girls. Did my upbringing affect me? No. It doesn't stop tons of girls from fucking either. Usually sexual repression leads to promiscuity.

Go fuck in a park. Or park your car and fuck in it. Or outside of it. Think about secluded streets with no traffic. Fuck behind a building. Fuck in a bathroom somewhere.

The options are endless.

Word to the Wise:

In future relationships, you DO NOT want that sort of baggage, unless you share the same beliefs. Marrying into, or going out with a girl who's family has strict beliefs such as those is almost always a bad idea. It WILL sour ANY and EVERY relationship you ever embark upon with those sorts of people.

Shes an Atheist, as am I, its just her mother who's hardcore into religion.

I have in the past gone with girls who were religious, but it just makes things hard.

Have you ever thought of camping trips? There's got to be one cool parent who will say you're sleeping over when you're really pitching a tent (lol) in some designated spot for the night and having some real intimacy time. You can even go with friends, just have separate tents. Also, having friends who are couples might make for a more understanding atmosphere. My boyfriend and I have a place together and have group sex, 3somes, 4somes, our friends having sex in our room, then we go have sex in our room, have sex right next to each other. A cool couple might let you hang out and have sex on their couch or something. The girl would probably be more sensitive to your girlfriend's shyness than a cop in a park at 11 pm haha

Ive just about begged her to go camping with me, but she hates camping, she says its boring and that there are way to many bugs...
Her idea of camping is a 2 star hotel.

Hahahahaha. Are you sure she even wants to have sex with you? Wouldn't it be too unclean? Aren't there too many germs? Or does she make you wear a full body condom so that none of your sweat gets on her?

Hahahahaha. Are you sure she even wants to have sex with you? Wouldn't it be too unclean? Aren't there too many germs? Or does she make you wear a full body condom so that none of your sweat gets on her?

She doesnt care about sweat or germs, she just hates bugs.

Shes an Atheist, as am I, its just her mother who's hardcore into religion.

I have in the past gone with girls who were religious, but it just makes things hard.

Alright, that's good then. But still, having family that's like that can sometimes affect a relationship. I know you're young and all, but in the future, try and steer clear of those sorts. Of course, it's ultimately to the girl to decide who she wants running her life: Her mother or herself.

Well if you can drive, unfortunately every one else is right. As unromantic and as uncomfortable as it may be, fucking in your car behind some department store or movie theater is your best bet. It's not romantic, but you will be able to stick it in her without interruption.

If you pay for the room before hand or pay with cash when you arrive most hotels/motels wont ask for any definite age. Just act like you know what you're doing (which I doubt).

What about your house? Join a club together and never go to it. Churches also have many offices and rooms that go unattended.