I know I am.

I make faces in the mirror, for example. :)

You?

I am very vain when by myself

often I will catch myself looking at my physique in the mirror and occasionally flex and pose a little to check my physical progress

When I am alone I will often mumble under my breath. Also, I often yell expletives quite loudly if something frustrates me.

I avoid doing this when I am with company because, as you have so eloquently put, it makes me look like a complete idiot.

I talk to myself constantly. Soo many have caught me that I don't mind anymore. When driving ill answer my own questions out loud, I'd imagine people think I'm talking on a bluetooth or something.

I find it worrying that already there is an alarming prevalence of posters who talk to themselves

it is a possible harbinger of madness and a sign you need more companionship

Why do you bold some words every time you post?

Why do you bold some words every time you post?

My posting style is both an experiment in posting coherently within certain constraints and a method of drawing attention to what I write

it is my hope that this serves in some way to make my posts both unique and memorable and as such help me to make a name for myself

Interesting.

As far as the experiment goes, not the whole &T fame.

i talk to myself when nobody is around

i yell and often look at my self in the mirror just like the op

i think its normal as a lot of people do it

I just look at myself in the mirror and pretend I'm explaining stuff to the person who's looking at me.

Hahahaha me too.

Indeed this.

Everyone checks themself out in the mirror. Usually I'm shirtless at home so I'm always looking at myself.

I talk out loud, but I don't talk to myself (I think most of you mean this as well). And I swear like a pirate. Thanks to totse, I've become prone to mixing 'nigger' into my bag of usual expletives.

I wonder what the neighbours think...I have thin walls.


*ObZ

thats not "normal" at all

i dont talk to myself ever.

when im alone,i like to shake my black hairy ass in front of my chihuahua making her go crazy.

i live in the basement.i have a pretty big family and theres not much space.my fathers the landlord, we live in a apartment.

i like living alone downstairs.it makes me feel free.

when im alone downstairs, i walk around alot becuz im bored. when talking in the phone, i constantly walk around the basement.i like saying NIGGER when im having trouble with anything.i snarl when im troubled or stressed out.

im pretty sure i have some sort of mental disorder, but im proud of it :D:D:D


NNNNNNNIIIIIIGGGER!!!!!!

i also talk to myself. :o

Strangely, I'll avoid looking in mirrors if I can. I just don't like looking at myself. I'm an ugly son of a bitch.

I'm really silly by myself like I yell and make faces and shit. I think its the drugs but i'm ok with it.

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

I thought everyone was?

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

Wee ginger cunt would be the easiest look in the world to rock the fuck outta.

ala this kid: http://www.viceland.com/nl/dd.php?id=1339

-F☺rd

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

UGH, lil ginger faggot.

it is my hope that this serves in some way to make my posts both unique and memorable and as such help me to make a name for myself

bummie is so cute

Wee ginger cunt would be the easiest look in the world to rock the fuck outta.

ala this kid: http://www.viceland.com/nl/dd.php?id=1339

-F☺rd

Word up

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise.
Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

You are reasonably attractive, or at the very least, no ugly. People only say your ugly because they like
to jump on the "lol lets bash the ginger kids" wagon.

E

And I swear like a pirate. Thanks to totse, I've become prone to mixing 'nigger' into my bag of usual expletives.

I wonder what the neighbours think...I have thin walls.


*ObZ

1. LAWL
2. For some reason this post of yours reminds me monkmaster.

I talk to myself, I enjoy talking to myself, I figure out life's mysteries.

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

Woah man, you look older. Unfortunately you don't seem to be maturing into a handsome young man. It's hard to explain how you look or how you're probably going to look when you're older, but it reminds me of some slimy pale creature and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

I love making faces in the mirror. When I'm by myself I spend like all my time on my rats, making them shit and cleaning their cage. And I talk to them a lot. Probably more then is actually healthy.

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

Oh look, HTS noob is back with even moar self loathing and compliment fishing!

Shut up. You're fucking cute. I'm way uglier then you. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Oh look, HTS noob is back with even moar self loathing and compliment fishing!

Aye, I won't deny I had the urge to be told I'm not ugly.

THE SELF LOATHING WILL NEVER STOP THOUGH.

Well I talk to myself. Does that make me an idiot or just crazy?

depends. Is the stuff the guy telling you dumb or crazy?

I, too, do dumb shit when I'm alone.
Fortunately, paranoia tends to keep me in check.

Sometimes I make a toga out of my bedsheet and stomp around my room mumbling the word Caesar repeatedly.

im a dance round the house kinda person myself.

I don't really do anything by myself that I wouldn't do in front of a crowd, except maybe beat off. I'm told that I'm an entertainer.

well since i live alone and when i go hang out with people most of the 'work week' before and after is alone. in the morning i just try to get jacked up on caffeine and loose whatever i drank last night. then wehn i go home i make dinner which is usually a 6 pack a tv dinner and a pack of smokes.

I do talk to myself but when I do my cat gives me weird looks and thats about all. when you are all my age, live alone, youll stop wondering why its weird to be alone and maybe even enjpy it.

and i drink a lot that helps kill the 'wtf im alone' feeling, youll get it 6 months after moving out of ur parents house

ok mr downer.... i like living alone. tis not too bad. i still dance around quite a bit you should try to lay down some moves yourself.

Aye, I won't deny I had the urge to be told I'm not ugly.

THE SELF LOATHING WILL NEVER STOP THOUGH.

I'm sure she doesn't tell you you're ugly. :)

Chill ;)

EDIT: Raiden85, I've been living alone for a year now. I've never had that "lolimalone" feeling. Feels good to be alone. I can wake up at 8am and get on Totse, while listening to death metal sitting down naked and no one can tell me anything.

getting high at work when i am alone
mooning postal workers when i am at work alone

nailing my gf at work for fun

oh wait those are examples of what you're not supposed to do at work

oh wait those are examples of what you're not supposed to do at work

Says who?

I've drank in my office, browsed 4chan and seen CP(inb4IP:Logged), fucked my girl(couple times), walked around bare foot, sometimes without a shirt, I spend a good portion of my work time in Totse or playing games(FO3, Dead Space, etc).

w0rk rul3z

Says who?

I've drank in my office, browsed 4chan and seen CP(inb4IP:Logged), fucked my girl(couple times), walked around bare foot, sometimes without a shirt, I spend a good portion of my work time in Totse or playing games(FO3, Dead Space, etc).

w0rk rul3z


Well the mooning the posties has come from both the cops and my human resource lady

so i kinda have to listen to them on that while they are around

Ah.

I do all that alone. :o

I take the absolute piss out of the TV. Theres nothing I won't go near.

When I do it at other peoples places they either,
don't know what the fuk I'm doing & think I've gone mad,
ignore it,
figure it out & jump right in,
piss themselves,
think Bevis & Butthead are in the house,
tell me to shut up,
forget what they were watching, & then relise whats on TV is nothing near as interesting,
change channel,
can't get their head around the possible levels, & get bogged in the depths,
relise that what I'm doing is for THEIR benefit.

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

hey your actually a pretty great looking guy, wait you a guy right,.......?jk
coming from a straight guy.

hey your actually a pretty great looking guy, wait you a guy right,.......?jk
coming from a straight guy.

You're that dude who can suck his own cock aren't you?

You're that dude who can suck his own cock aren't you?




um yes but i am straight ...?

your screen name reminds me of a friends name ,,,.........good guy!

um yes but i am straight ...?

I don't know, how does your own semen taste?

I don't know, how does your own semen taste?


kinda salty... tell ya the truth........and magical........

Very much so.

I like to screw with my cat when no one is home. I scare the hell out of him by sneaking up on him and jumping at him and I chase him around the house sometimes. And if I'm still not entertained I'll build a wall of couch cushions in the doorway of the kitchen and jingle cat nip on the other side and watch him try to jump over the 7 foot cushion wall. :D

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/spitfireccs/kitkat004.jpg

I dance around the house, or walk around naked, or sometimes dance around naked. And I talk to my dogs, addressing my stream of consciousness like thoughts toward them.

I don't like to walk around naked and talk to my dogs at the same time though, because I talk to my dogs enough that if they look at me too long while I'm naked it feels wrong somehow.

depends. Is the stuff the guy telling you dumb or crazy?



A mixture of both which is why I am confused. Its like bad meets evil, half of me wants to smash peoples heads in the other wants to brutally torture people on random :-\ hmm oh well I guess only time will tell.

I don't like to walk around naked and talk to my dogs at the same time though, because I talk to my dogs enough that if they look at me too long while I'm naked it feels wrong somehow.

Hahaha, oh man, you clearly have repressed sexual desires towards your dogs.

Sometimes when I'm alone i like to take a firm hold of my erect penis with my left hand. Then i move it up and down rapidly until i achieve orgasm.

I post on totse, ride a unicycle and play bass.

[QUOTE=When driving ill answer my own questions out loud, I'd imagine people think I'm talking on a bluetooth or something.[/QUOTE]

ME TOO.

And I talk in all kinds of nigger voices to myself when no one's around.

My posting style is both an experiment in posting coherently within certain constraints and a method of drawing attention to what I write

it is my hope that this serves in some way to make my posts both unique and memorable and as such help me to make a name for myself

Your name is bum wax....you can't forget a homosexual name like bum wax.

I carry on extended conversations with myself.....:(

I talk to myself when I'm alone. But, my room mate talks quietly to himself all the time, so I end up asking what he said.

And he never tells me.

I like to screw with my cat when no one is home.

Quoted for future reference in case you start posting more often, become a regular, become friends with a few admins, get modship, work hard as a mod pushing out competition, become friends with Jeff, inherit Totse and become the new Hunter.

Aye, I won't deny I had the urge to be told I'm not ugly.

THE SELF LOATHING WILL NEVER STOP THOUGH.

Here are a series of steps that will improve your life dramatically in every way:

1) get a hair style.

You're welcome dude. ;p I can't even tell if you're ungly or not under that mop.

And yes op, I act like a complete fucking spastic when I'm on my own. I rehearse conversations with people in a whisper without even realising it, and sometimes even act things out. Not like "I'm practicing lawl", just like I'm thinking about something and then get carried away. >< Luckily I have an awesome 6th sense that tells me whether I'm in public or not, though it does malfunction sometimes... I like to mime along with music in front of a mirror when I'm drunk too.

Don't tell orl my fwiends tawtse. :(

Oh, and the guy talking about being naked in front of his dogs, I totally know what you mean. I can't have my cat in the room while I jack off lol... Waaayy too weird. She always looks so interested. :S

I used to constantly talk to myself in my head like "shit that girl is too hot, oh fuck she just saw me staring at her tits, oh well i dont really care", but not anymore. I sometimes imagine im being filmed and so i entertain the millions of viewers, i can be completely hilarious and really entertaining in the mirror too, acting out different characters talking to each other and too many other things.

Me and my brother used to act out shows in the mirror when we were younger pretending the mirror was an audience, we would often just end up fighting and getting told off by our parents but we did this everyday for about 2 years when i was about 6 years old fir hours on end!!

Now i think i have an addiction to staring in the mirror lol.

I like to jack off in front of my pets (two dogs and an old cat)

mostly this stems from my sincere belief in reincarnation and as all of my pets are female I find the thought of a hot girl trapped in an animal's body watching me jerk off highly erotic

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

You look like Brett Dennen.

http://www.lrbaggs.com/artists/images/Brett-Dennen.jpg http://www.brianmuench.com/images/brettdennen.jpg

That said, I'm a complete moron when I'm alone. I swear, talk to myself, make retard noises...really. And make funny faces.

You look like Brett Dennen.

http://www.lrbaggs.com/artists/images/Brett-Dennen.jpg http://www.brianmuench.com/images/brettdennen.jpg

That said, I'm a complete moron when I'm alone. I swear, talk to myself, make retard noises...really. And make funny faces.

Don't listen to her HTS, you look nothing like that guy, prettypoems is a complete moron all the time. You look like the mad magazine mascot.