We've had this discussion too many times, fuck it, I'm making a thread.

I'd say either the SSK
http://fc47.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/103/5/4/Mecredes_Benz_SSK_by_Peibol.jpg
Or the new Black series
http://www.dpccars.com/photos-08/07-11-08-01-Mercedes-SL65-Black-Series.jpg

Both are fast as fuck, expensive as fuck, and look meaner than fuck. Top it. You can't.

http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/go/golden-bear-friction-brum.jpg

A mercury marauder with straight pipes and police lights.

http://members.fortunecity.com/statepdcars/fla145.jpg

You would shit your pants if that came up behind you.

Dunno but it would be wired by:
http://www.mez.co.uk/graphics/lucaspod.gif

Satan drives a black Buick GNX. This is not a discussion, this is the final word.

Vader drives a GNX. Go away.

i don't think satan would drive.

he's an ex-angel,
so i'm assuming he can fly and teleport.

but for an answer,
im guessing a grim reaper kind of vehicle.

I think that the Maybach Exelero. I mean, just look at it. The grill looks like it absorbs the souls of the damned to fuel it.

http://www.thesupercars.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/maybach-exelero.jpg
http://www.neilchilson.com/images/Maybach%20Exelero%201024x768.jpg


So sexy and yet so evil.

http://www.thehotrodfactory.com/images/lg/ford_roadster_lg.jpg

Looks sleighish.

Edit: fuck I read satan as santa

Satan drives a rusted Citroën H type van to work, just like the one in Haute Tension, and a banged up flat black type D super (with cop spotlights) for leisure.

http://www.kitcarland.co.uk/images/000_1713.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1210/860658195_18f1227e25.jpg?v=0

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2419/1596943320_5549323cdc.jpg?v=0

Edit: fuck I read satan as santa
Hahahaha


He'd probably drive a steamboat like an Escalade.

Then again, a hot rodded Tudor wouldnt be too bad either
http://www.ratfink.org/rfparty2k3/entryimages/305.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/geo175/Wallpaper%201/WP5/carwal2.jpg

I am sadly old enough to remember what satan drives! The Car

Satan doesn't drive.

Satan gets chauffeured.

No phase four heads?

No phase four heads?

Nah man, No-one has mentioned superchargers yet.

Satan rides a motorcycle you girls.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2276/1856325829_70fa20789d_b.jpg

Nah man, No-one has mentioned superchargers yet.

http://n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/416000/98053_mad_max.jpg

She sips nitro... with Phase 4 heads! 600 horsepower through the wheels! She's meanness set to music and the bitch is born to run!

http://n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/416000/98053_mad_max.jpg

She sips nitro... with Phase 4 heads! 600 horsepower through the wheels! She's meanness set to music and the bitch is born to run!


Sorry, but I can't picture Satan with a mullet

http://www.detomaso.it/gb/vetture/ieri/pantera.html#vetture16

Nah man, No-one has mentioned superchargers yet.

Both the SSK and the Black are supercharged. Plus, the SSK made 500 hp back in '28, so your nitro sipping 600hp Kanye West sunglasses Falcon here can fuck right off.

If that's the case, I'm so putting down some ball bearings if Satan's coming to get me.

You're all crazy, here's what he would drive:

http://www.taberg.info/motortraffar/2004/traff_5/bilder/Corvette-stingray-rod-fr-st.jpg

If that's the case, I'm so putting down some ball bearings if Satan's coming to get me.
Trust an English car-driver to be stupid enough to piss off the dark lord. I'm surprised you didn't just decide to throw crumpets at him.

There's 2 ways of looking at it, one that it would be a car of absolute pure evil and 2 that it would be that plus also has to be something that looks like someone of the devil's stature would drive.

To fit the first criteria you need something like Christine, or an old v8 american car with mismatched paint, hidden headlights and fat tyres that looks like it would murder you should you meet it down a dark alley late at night.
The second is more boring but I spose the Maybach fits it the best from the stuff in here. Whats the car with the weird fin on the back? From memory it was a rolls something...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...P5/carwal2.jpg

I am sadly old enough to remember what satan drives! The Car


I haven't seen The Car yet, even though I've known of the movie for years - but I do have 2 picture books on George Barris & The Barris Works.

Your post reminds me of the coolest movie I saw in my childhood (though I saw it on VHS - wasn't born when it came out):

http://www.imcdb.org/images/005/148.jpg

That Peterbilt was pure evil. 58 points to anybody that identifies the film which the still (above) is from. It's not really that difficult.

Maximum Overdrive had it's fair share of evil Prime movers too, from the Goblin truck to the possessed dump truck (frankly, the most fearsome).
http://www.imcdb.org/images/011/451.jpg


To fit the first criteria you need something like Christine, or an old v8 american car with mismatched paint, hidden headlights and fat tyres that looks like it would murder you should you meet it down a dark alley late at night

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2866/38f712wm2.jpg

Something like this Lincoln? Chop top with volcanic V8, vacuum headlights and matte paint, slathered with a turquiose interior done in corinthian leather, shag pile, and faux woodgrain stickers. Pure evil.

I don't know what happened to the other pictures in the series.

http://www.imcdb.org/images/005/148.jpg

That Peterbilt was pure evil. 58 points to anybody that identifies the film which the still (above) is from. It's not really that difficult.

Gotta be the truck from Duel. There's a truck going round near where I live with those 'true fire' flames down the sides and chrome teeth on the grille, kinda like the teeth they did on old warplanes. I'm not a truck person but fuck that thing is cool.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/2866/38f712wm2.jpg

Something like this Lincoln? Chop top with volcanic V8, vacuum headlights and matte paint, slathered with a turquiose interior done in corinthian leather, shag pile, and faux woodgrain stickers. Pure evil.

I don't know what happened to the other pictures in the series.

Something like that, shooting fire out the back.

I haven't seen The Car yet, even though I've known of the movie for years - but I do have 2 picture books on George Barris & The Barris Works.

Your post reminds me of the coolest movie I saw in my childhood (though I saw it on VHS - wasn't born when it came out):

http://www.imcdb.org/images/005/148.jpg

That Peterbilt was pure evil. 58 points to anybody that identifies the film which the still (above) is from. It's not really that difficult.


Duel. Not that I know the film, just fucked with imdb a bit.

That would be the one-off version of the Rolls 'round door'. Used to have a poster somewhere.

http://z.about.com/d/classiccars/1/0/l/2/-/-/rounddoorrolls.gif
http://z.about.com/d/classiccars/1/0/n/2/-/-/rounddoorrolls3.gif

Though, the Bugatti Type 57SC Atlantic also had a seam.
http://www.ritzsite.net/Bugatti_T57/Bugatti_T57_SC_Atlantic_1937_r3q.jpg

Satan would have all four of these in his garage and drive them according to his mood.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/9124/0807cct09zgoodguysorangyg6.jpg
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2415/blowncaddyhg7.jpg
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6648/hotrod0302450kn0.jpg
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/2953/1960vespaprostreetcustoix7.jpg

Satan would have all four of these in his garage and drive them according to his mood.


http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6648/hotrod0302450kn0.jpg


I've got a transformer that looks exactly like that.

http://www.ricergallery.com/albums/userpics/10004/normal_priusproboscis.jpg

No, I didn't mean the south park satan that has conjugal visits with Hussein.

^ face it, satan is too coarse, brash and badass to drive around in some finicky, overly engineered, elegant euro sedan. Satans vehicle is large and loud and powerful with jagged edges and pointy corners.

he could rock a big old rolls with a merlin v-12 powering it. even a merc 300 TD if they had ever produced enough power to be intimidating. But with the qualifiers i mentioned earlier, american cars have a much more offerings that qualify.

http://www.ppcmag.co.uk/projectcardetail.asp?id=4

Better?

This: http://www.burnhamautos.com/images/hearse1.jpg

^ face it, satan is too coarse, brash and badass to drive around in some finicky, overly engineered, elegant euro sedan. Satans vehicle is large and loud and powerful with jagged edges and pointy corners.


That is what I was getting at (or trying to) before. It'd need those 'true fire' flames and be loud as fuck.

I'm taking a guess here: he would drive a Ferrari. After all he wanted a Ferrari cake at that party of his.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2008/10/Ten-Scary-Phantom.jpg

Read more here

http://www.supercars.net/cars/4054.html

haha that's sick ^^

I'd imagine Satan to be chauffeured in an old Roller or something.

http://www.aavi.com/_images/balkan_a.jpg

^^^ would be the daily driver.


http://images.ea.com/games/redalert3/Units/Apoc/RA3_ApocTank2.jpg

^^^ would be the weekend toy.

Black lamborghini.

Whatever your favorite car is, thats what you'd see him driving.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/lewisantonearl/mean.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/lewisantonearl/1955_pegaso_tipo_z-102b_28_saoutchi.jpg

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/lewisantonearl/gtifucker5.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/lewisantonearl/sextonmartin.jpg
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/lewisantonearl/akasdasdasd.jpg

Just turned into a collection of my favourite photobucket images

And to anyone that says York is a nice place, here's the bridge leading to my house. Note the gypsy camp.
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n210/lewisantonearl/22-10-08_1712.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/mrparks/_45376603_cadillac_466.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/mrparks/_45376603_cadillac_466.jpg

I see what you did there.