While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who’s hand
was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama
and his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle’". Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a ‘post turtle’
was.

The old rancher said, "When your driving down a country road, and you
come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a ‘post
turtle’".

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face, so he
continued to explain, “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he
doesn’t belong up there, and he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up
there, and you just wonder what kind of dumbass put him up there to
begin with”.

did you make that up ?
If so then bravo!

"Y'know, a town with money is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3xGtjhZ_Yg

http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/postturtle.asp